Narrative

365.   Darth Theo Vaclav was born to Micaela Vaclav and Darth Vaclav in the town of Vaclav Hill, on the island of Diomede. He is named after his father, Darth Vaclav. 10 people came to meet Darth Vaclav for the first time this year: Jayne Vaclav, Roseanna Vaclav, Minetta Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Harrison Prasun, Bernadine Vaclav, Roy Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Micaela Vaclav, and Jessamyn Prasun. Darth Vaclav's sister, Bernadine Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
366.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
367.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: Jessamyn Prasun, Ephrem Vaclav, Susi Vaclav, Roseanna Vaclav, Jayne Vaclav, and Darth Vaclav.
368.   Darth is starting to pick up Monedusus. Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
369.   Darth has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Darth visited his grandmother, Jessamyn Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
370.   Darth Vaclav turned 5. Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Darth Vaclav's younger brother, Maynard Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Rosaline Prasun.
371.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Althea Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav's sister, Althea Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
372.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Rosaline Prasun, Micaela Vaclav, and Maynard Vaclav.
373.   Darth has become fluent in Monedusus.
375.   Darth Vaclav is now 10 years old. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Ashely Prasun. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Ashely Prasun, Lockwood Prasun, and Cortney Prasun.
376.   Darth Vaclav is planning to move to a smaller town. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Opalina Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav moved to Corning, 9 miles away from Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav was told of an uninhabited house in Corning, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Darth Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Corning. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
377.   Darth Vaclav's sister, Opalina Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Darth Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Corning.
379.   Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Kassi Vaclav, was born in Corning. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
380.   Darth Vaclav turned 15. Darth Vaclav's sister, Kassi Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
381.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
383.   Darth Vaclav turned 18.
385.   Darth Vaclav is now 20 years old.
386.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
388.   Darth Vaclav met two new people this year, Ruben Zollie and Amabelle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
389.   Rosaline Zollie had an affair with Darth Vaclav; she is now pregnant. Rosaline Zollie had an affair with Darth Vaclav; Rosaline's husband, Taber Zollie, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
390.   Darth Vaclav is now 25 years old. Rosaline Zollie gave birth to a boy named Emile Fredric Zollie, after Emile Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. In Vaclav House, their home, Darth is attending to Darth Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Darth Vaclav's father, Darth Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 63 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
391.   Darth visited his friend Terrence Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
393.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Aleksandrs Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
394.   Darth visited his friend Ashely Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Roxane Noland.
395.   Darth Vaclav is now 30 years old.
396.   Darth Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Anitra Zollie, Emile Zollie, and Kelly Noland. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Kelly Noland, Ruben Zollie, and Emile Zollie.
397.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
398.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
399.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
400.   Darth Vaclav married Lea Gilles in Corning, Diomede. Lea Gilles is now named Lea Vaclav.
401.   In Vaclav House, their home, Darth is attending to Micaela Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Darth Vaclav's mother, Micaela Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, of natural causes; she was 62 years old. Darth visited with his friend Cortney Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
402.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
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405.   Darth Vaclav turned 40. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
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408.   Darth is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Darth is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.