Narrative

327.   Darth Hamish Vaclav was born to Kassi Vaclav and Darth Vaclav in the town of Vaclav Hill, on the island of Judgement. He is named after his father, Darth Vaclav. 10 people came to meet Darth Vaclav for the first time this year: Ephrem Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Kassi Vaclav, Jessamyn Vaclav, Emile Vaclav, Sullivan Vaclav, Roy Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Robinett Vaclav, and Florri Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
328.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Enriqueta Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav's sister, Enriqueta Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
329.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Roy Vaclav, Ephrem Vaclav, Florri Vaclav, Sullivan Vaclav, and Darth Vaclav.
330.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Jessamyn Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav's sister, Jessamyn Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
331.   Darth has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Meagan Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav's sister, Meagan Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Emile Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, and Anton Vaclav.
332.   Darth Vaclav turned 5.
335.   Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Natalia Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav's sister, Natalia Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Darth Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Erhard Vaclav, Carlye Vaclav, Terrence Vaclav, and Susi Vaclav.
337.   Darth Vaclav is now 10 years old. Darth visited his friend Carlye Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
338.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Roy Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Corning, Diomede.
339.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Roy Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Corning, Diomede.
340.   Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Minetta Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Roy Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Corning, Diomede.
341.   Darth just found out from Robinett Vaclav that his grandmother Florri Vaclav died of natural causes in Nolensville, Diomede 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Robinett had recently found this out from Kassi Vaclav.)
342.   Darth Vaclav turned 15. Darth Vaclav met two new people this year, Trent Prasun and Terrye Vaclav. Darth just found out from Kassi Vaclav that his uncle Emile Vaclav died of disease in Hillsboro, Diomede 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Kassi had recently found this out from Dorcas Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
345.   Darth Vaclav is now 18 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
346.   Darth Vaclav met two new people this year, Ashely Prasun and Nelie Prasun. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Ashely Prasun, Nelie Prasun, and Lonnie Vaclav.
347.   Darth Vaclav is now 20 years old.
348.   Darth Vaclav's parents Darth Vaclav and Kassi Vaclav divorced after 22 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Susi Vaclav had an affair with Darth Vaclav. Susi Vaclav had an affair with Darth Vaclav; Susi's husband, Ephrem Vaclav, did not find out.
350.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Roy Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Moxee, Diomede.
352.   Darth Vaclav turned 25.
354.   Darth Vaclav's father Darth Vaclav married Lonnie Vaclav in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
355.   Darth visited with his friend Terrence Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
356.   Darth visited his father, Darth Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Darth Vaclav's father, Darth Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 60 years old.
357.   Darth Vaclav turned 30. Darth Vaclav married Micaela Prasun in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Micaela Prasun is now named Micaela Vaclav.
358.   Darth just found out from Lonnie Vaclav that his family member Robinett Vaclav died of natural causes in Corning, Diomede 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Lonnie had recently found this out from Ashely Vaclav.) Darth visited with his family member Trent Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
359.   Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Roseanna Audre Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. In Vaclav House, their home, Darth is attending to Kassi Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Darth Vaclav's mother, Kassi Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, of natural causes; she was 67 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
360.   Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Jayne Micaela Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Elsa Prasun. Darth just found out from Jessamyn Prasun that one of his oldest friends, Anton Vaclav, died in Moxee, Diomede 5 years ago. Anton and Darth first met 29 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Jessamyn had recently found this out from Roy Vaclav.) Darth reunited with his brother Roy Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
361.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Gale Prasun.
362.   Darth Vaclav met two new people this year, Cortney Prasun and Lockwood Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
363.   Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Rikki Harrison Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth visited his friend Robinson Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
364.   Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Bernadine Minetta Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's son, Rikki Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
365.   Darth is starting to pick up Monedusus. Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Darth Theo Vaclav; he is named for his father Darth Hamish Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Bernadine Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
366.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
367.   Darth Vaclav is now 40 years old. Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
368.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
369.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Darth visited his aunt, Jessamyn Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
370.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Maynard Darth Vaclav, after Maynard Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Rosaline Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
371.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Althea Annadiana Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Althea Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
372.   Darth is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
373.   Darth has become fluent in Monedusus. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Lawton Vaclav.
374.   Darth visited with his friend Terrence Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
375.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Amanda Prasun. Darth visited with his friend Lockwood Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth visited with his friend Ashely Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Cortney Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Cortney Prasun, Amanda Prasun, and Lockwood Prasun.
376.   Darth Vaclav is planning to move to a smaller town. Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Opalina Minetta Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav moved to Corning, 9 miles away from Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav was told of an uninhabited house in Corning, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Darth Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Corning. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Doro Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
377.   Darth Vaclav is now 50 years old. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Opalina Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Jonathon Vaclav.
378.   Darth Vaclav's daughter Roseanna Vaclav married Jonathon Vaclav in Corning, Diomede.
379.   Micaela Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Kassi Brook Vaclav, after Kassi Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Vite Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav. Darth is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Anton Vaclav; they first met 48 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede and last saw each other 26 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
380.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Jonathon Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Kassi Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Darth Vaclav's grandson, Jonathon Vaclav, died in Corning, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Clerissa Aldis.
381.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Dotty Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Amelie Vaclav. Darth Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Clerissa Aldis, Dotty Vaclav, and Amelie Vaclav.
382.   Darth Vaclav's daughter Roseanna Vaclav and Jonathon Vaclav divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Jonathon Vaclav and Roseanna Vaclav decided that their children, Vite and Dotty, will live with Roseanna.
385.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Taber Zollie. Darth is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Harrison Prasun; they first met 52 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede and last saw each other 18 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
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387.   Darth Vaclav turned 60. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Capt. Vaughan Gilles. Darth visited with his friend Terrence Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
388.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Rocky Vaclav, was born in the town of Moxee, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Maynard Vaclav. Darth Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Ruben Zollie, Emile Zollie, and Amabelle Zollie. Darth just found out from Ashely Vaclav that one of his oldest friends, Erhard Vaclav, died of natural causes in Vaclav Hill, Diomede 2 years ago. Erhard and Darth first met 53 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, but hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Ashely had recently found this out from Terrence Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
389.   Darth Vaclav's daughter Jayne Vaclav married Capt. Vaughan Gilles in Corning, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Iago Vaclav; they last saw each other 52 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Bunni Prasun; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Meagan Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 58 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Enriqueta Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 61 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Susi Vaclav; they first met 54 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, but hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Jessamyn Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 59 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Vern Prasun; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandmother, the late Florri Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 56 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Natalia Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 54 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Darth is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Minetta Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
390.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Maison Gilles, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles. Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Emile Zollie, was born in the town of Moxee, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav. Darth Vaclav has fallen ill. Darth is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Lea Gilles, Capt. Vaughan Gilles, Jayne Gilles, Maison Gilles, Terrence Vaclav, Roseanna Vaclav, Dotty Vaclav, Vite Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, Micaela Vaclav, and Darth Vaclav. Darth Vaclav died in Corning, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 63 years old. Darth Vaclav was laid to rest in the Corning cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
391.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Friedrich Gilles, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles.
392.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Worthy Gilles, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles.
393.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Stuart Gilles, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles.
396.   Darth Vaclav's son Maynard Vaclav married Roxane Noland in Corning, Diomede.
397.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Waneta Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Maynard Vaclav.
398.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Vaughan Gilles, was born in the town of Wendell, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles. Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Roshelle Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Maynard Vaclav.
399.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Vaughan Gilles, was born in the town of Wendell, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles. Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Derby Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Maynard Vaclav.
400.   Darth Vaclav's son Darth Vaclav married Lea Gilles in Corning, Diomede. Lea Gilles is now named Lea Vaclav.
401.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Camille Gilles, was born in the town of Wendell, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Jayne Gilles. Darth Vaclav's daughter Roseanna Vaclav married Vite Vaclav in Corning, Diomede.
402.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Vite Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Lawton Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Maynard Vaclav.
403.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Nixie Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav.
404.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Bryon Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav.
405.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Maxie Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Roseanna Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Dee Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Maynard Vaclav.