Narrative

360.   Taber Ernest Zollie was born to Anitra Zollie and Ruben Zollie in the town of Eielson, on the island of Diomede. He is named after his grandfather, Taber Gilles. 12 people came to meet Taber Zollie for the first time this year: Ernest Gilles, Dwayne Gilles, Taber Zollie, Don Gilles, Hinda Gilles, Anitra Zollie, Ruben Zollie, Aleta Gilles, Rania Gilles, Taber Gilles, Arda Gilles, and Damian Gilles. Taber Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Eielson. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Taber this year.
361.   Taber is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Taber Zollie's father, Ruben Zollie, murdered 26-year-old Heinrich Vaclav in Samburg, Diomede. Taber Zollie moved into Zollie House in Samburg.
362.   Taber is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ruben Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Taber Zollie's younger brother, Major Zollie, was born in Samburg. Ruben Zollie moved to Johnson, 5 miles away from Samburg. Ruben Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Johnson, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Taber Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Samburg. Taber Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Johnson. Taber Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Samburg.
363.   Taber is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Taber Zollie's younger sister, Ailene Zollie, was born in the town of Johnson, on the island of Diomede. Taber Zollie's brother, Major Zollie, died in Johnson, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Taber Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Johnson. Taber Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Rhodie Vaclav, Sullivan Vaclav, and Anitra Zollie.
364.   Taber is starting to pick up Monedusus. Taber has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Taber Zollie's younger sister, Neile Zollie, was born in Johnson.
365.   Taber Zollie turned 5. Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Taber Zollie's parents Anitra Zollie and Ruben Zollie divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Anitra Zollie and Ruben Zollie decided that Ruben will stay in their house, and Anitra will move out. Taber Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Johnson. Taber Zollie moved into Zollie House in Johnson. Taber Zollie met two new people this year, Fonz Vaclav and Capt. Christiano Noland. Taber Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Capt. Christiano Noland, Ventura Vaclav, Rubetta Vaclav, Odin Vaclav, and Yelena Vaclav.
366.   Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
367.   Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
368.   Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Taber Zollie's younger half-brother, Hans-Peter Zollie, was born in Johnson. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Taber this year.
369.   Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Taber just found out from Anitra Zollie that his uncle Damian Gilles died of disease in Eielson, Diomede 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Eielson, Diomede. (Anitra had recently found this out from Nester Noland.)
370.   Taber Zollie is now 10 years old. Taber is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
371.   Taber has become fluent in Monedusus. Taber Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Johnson. Taber Zollie moved into Gilles House in Johnson. Taber Zollie's mother Anitra Zollie married Taber Gilles in Johnson, Diomede. Anitra Zollie is now named Anitra Gilles.
373.   Taber visited his friend Yelena Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Johnson, Diomede, where they meet now for the last time.
374.   Taber Zollie met one new person this year, Korney Noland.
375.   Taber Zollie is now 15 years old. Taber visited his friend Korney Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Taber visited with his family member Don Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Eielson, Diomede.
376.   Taber Zollie decided to leave Johnson; he will do so shortly. Taber Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Johnson. Taber Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of Diomede at a brisk pace. Taber Zollie stopped in the wilderness 57 miles west of Johnson.
378.   Taber Zollie is now 18 years old.
379.   Taber Zollie is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Diomede, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
380.   Taber Zollie is now 20 years old.
381.   Taber Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Diomede; he will do so shortly. Taber Zollie is moving north from Wilderness of Diomede at a swift pace. Taber Zollie traveled 8 miles north in the wilderness of Diomede. Taber just found out from Fonz Vaclav that his father Ruben Zollie was murdered in Johnson, Diomede 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Johnson, Diomede. (Fonz had recently found this out from Arda Prasun.)
382.   Taber Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Diomede, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Taber Zollie decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, called Jordan House, that could be resided in. Taber Zollie moved into Jordan House in Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie married Cortney Prasun in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Cortney Prasun is now named Cortney Zollie. Taber Zollie met 4 new people this year: Rosaline Prasun, Amanda Prasun, Cortney Zollie, and Lockwood Prasun. Taber Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Amanda Prasun, Minetta Prasun, Lockwood Prasun, Doro Prasun, Rosaline Prasun, Erhard Vaclav, and Cortney Zollie.
383.   Taber Zollie met two new people this year, Lukas Prasun and Dorcas Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taber this year.
384.   Taber Zollie and Cortney Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Cortney Zollie and Taber Zollie decided that Cortney will stay in their house, and Taber will move out. Taber Zollie moved out of Jordan House in Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie moved into Zollie House in Vaclav Hill.
385.   Taber Zollie is now 25 years old. Taber Zollie married Rosaline Prasun in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Rosaline Prasun is now named Rosaline Zollie. Taber Zollie moved to Corning, 9 miles away from Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Corning, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Taber Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Corning. Taber Zollie met 5 new people this year: Dotty Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Micaela Vaclav, and Vite Vaclav. Taber Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Darth Vaclav, Dotty Vaclav, Jayne Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, Micaela Vaclav, and Roseanna Vaclav.
386.   Rosaline Zollie gave birth to a boy named Emile Trent Zollie, after Emile Vaclav, of whom Taber Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taber this year.
387.   Rosaline Zollie gave birth to a girl named Amabelle Dorcas Zollie, of whom Taber Zollie is the father. Rosaline Zollie asked Taber Zollie for a divorce, but Taber pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Taber Zollie moved to Vaclav Hill, 9 miles away from Corning. Taber Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Corning. Taber Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Taber Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie met two new people this year, Anallise Prasun and Aurelea Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Taber this year.
388.   Taber Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Rosaline Zollie gave birth to a boy named Ruben Pembroke Zollie, after Ruben Zollie, of whom Taber Zollie is the father. Taber Zollie asked Rosaline Zollie for a divorce, but Rosaline pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Taber Zollie moved to Corning, 9 miles away from Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Vaclav Hill. Taber Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Corning, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Taber Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Corning. Taber Zollie met one new person this year, Terrence Vaclav. Taber Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Lea Gilles, Terrence Vaclav, and Vite Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taber this year.
389.   Rosaline Zollie had an affair with Darth Vaclav; Rosaline's husband, Taber Zollie, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Taber Zollie moved to neighboring Moxee. Taber Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Corning. Taber Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in Moxee, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Taber Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Moxee. Taber Zollie met 8 new people this year: Dorcas Prasun, Phillis Noland, Kelly Noland, Gonzales Noland, Lonnie Prasun, Gabbey Prasun, Barn Prasun, and Carlye Prasun. Taber Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Zechariah Noland, Phillis Noland, Gonzales Noland, Trudi Noland, Dorcas Prasun, Carlye Prasun, Lonnie Prasun, Kathryn Prasun, and Barn Prasun.
390.   Taber Zollie is now 30 years old. Taber Zollie is planning to move to a neighboring town. Taber Zollie has fallen ill. Taber is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Phillis Noland, Zechariah Noland, Gonzales Noland, Trudi Noland, Dorcas Prasun, Lonnie Prasun, Carlye Prasun, Kathryn Prasun, Barn Prasun, Amabelle Zollie, Emile Zollie, Ruben Zollie, and Rosaline Zollie. Taber Zollie died in Moxee, Diomede, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 30 years old. Taber Zollie was laid to rest in the Moxee cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
394.   Taber Zollie's ex-wife, Cortney Zollie, murdered 32-year-old Capt. Scarface Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Diomede.