Narrative

296.   Xerxes Fonz Prasun was born to Brandi Prasun and Rudolfo Prasun in the wilderness of the island of Judgement. 18 people came to meet Xerxes Prasun for the first time this year: Niccolo Prasun, Augie Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Miguelita Prasun, Rhodie Prasun, Susi Vaclav, Florri Vaclav, Augie Prasun, Anatoly Prasun, Ephrem Vaclav, Fonz Prasun, Brandi Prasun, Pasquale Vaclav, Sarajane Prasun, Robinett Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, Harlin Vaclav, and Kassi Vaclav. 5 people came to meet Xerxes Prasun for the first time this year: Dorcas Prasun, Jeb Prasun, Benetta Prasun, Yaakov Vaclav, and Xerxes Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Xerxes this year.
297.   Xerxes is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Xerxes Prasun's younger half-brother, Lawrence Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. Xerxes visited his cousin, Augie Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun was met for the first time by two people this year, Gaston Prasun and Zarla Prasun. Xerxes Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Dorcas Prasun, Harlin Vaclav, and Pasquale Vaclav.
298.   Xerxes is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Augie Prasun traveled 38 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement. Xerxes Prasun was met for the first time by two people this year, Logan Vaclav and Carlye Vaclav. Xerxes Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Brandi Prasun, Zarla Prasun, Anatoly Prasun, Kassi Vaclav, Ephrem Vaclav, and Susi Vaclav.
299.   Xerxes is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Augie Prasun is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Xerxes Prasun moved into Prasun House in Albany. Xerxes Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Wilderness of Judgement. Brandi Prasun, Niccolo Prasun, Fonz Prasun, Lawrence Prasun, Xerxes Prasun, Augie Prasun, Sarajane Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Brandi Prasun, Niccolo Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Sarajane Prasun, Xerxes Prasun, and Lawrence Prasun, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Judgement called Albany.
300.   Xerxes has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Xerxes Prasun's parents Brandi Prasun and Augie Prasun divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 4 children together.
301.   Xerxes Prasun turned 5. Xerxes Prasun's mother Brandi Prasun married Augie Prasun in Albany, Judgement.
302.   Xerxes Prasun's younger half-brother, Torrance Prasun, was born in Albany. Xerxes Prasun's parents Brandi Prasun and Augie Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Xerxes this year.
306.   Xerxes Prasun is now 10 years old.
311.   Xerxes Prasun is now 15 years old.
313.   Xerxes Prasun's mother Brandi Prasun married Augie Prasun in Albany, Judgement.
314.   Xerxes Prasun is now 18 years old.
316.   Xerxes Prasun is now 20 years old.
317.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
321.   Xerxes Prasun turned 25. Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
322.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
323.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Xerxes Prasun's half-sister, Sarajane Prasun, took her own life in Albany, Judgement; she was 28 years old.
324.   In Prasun House, their home, Xerxes is attending to Brandi Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun's mother, Brandi Prasun, died in Albany, Judgement, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
326.   Xerxes Prasun turned 30.
327.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
331.   Xerxes Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
334.   Xerxes Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
335.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
336.   Xerxes Prasun is now 40 years old. Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
338.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
339.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
341.   Xerxes Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
342.   In Prasun House, their home, Xerxes is attending to Rudolfo Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun's brother, Rudolfo Prasun, died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 58 years old.
343.   Xerxes Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
345.   Xerxes Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
346.   Xerxes Prasun is now 50 years old.
354.   Xerxes visited his brother, Fonz Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun's brother, Fonz Prasun, died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 71 years old.
356.   Xerxes Prasun turned 60.
363.   Xerxes visited his brother, Niccolo Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun's half-brother, Niccolo Prasun, died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 72 years old.
366.   Xerxes Prasun turned 70. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Gaston Prasun; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Augie Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Logan Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Susi Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Anatoly Prasun; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Iain Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Yaakov Vaclav; they last saw each other 69 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Augie Prasun; they last saw each other 69 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Zarla Gilles; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Benetta Prasun; they last saw each other 69 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Harlin Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Kassi Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Rhodie Prasun; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Chrissy Vaclav; they last saw each other 70 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Miguelita Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Ephrem Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Dorcas Prasun; they last saw each other 69 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Maynard Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Jeb Prasun; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Robinett Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Florri Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Pasquale Vaclav; they last saw each other 68 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede.
367.   Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Carlye Vaclav; they last saw each other 69 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Rudolfo Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Albany, Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Aeriela Vaclav; they last saw each other 70 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Sarajane Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 44 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
368.   Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Brandi Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 44 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
369.   Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Niccolo Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
370.   In Prasun House, their home, Xerxes is attending to Lawrence Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun's half-brother, Lawrence Prasun, died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 73 years old.
375.   Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Fonz Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
376.   Xerxes Prasun turned 80.
381.   Xerxes visited his brother, Torrance Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Xerxes Prasun's half-brother, Torrance Prasun, died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 79 years old.
382.   Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Lawrence Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
384.   Xerxes is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Torrance Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
386.   Xerxes Prasun is now 90 years old.
390.   Xerxes Prasun has fallen ill. Xerxes is on his deathbed, but has received no visitors. Xerxes Prasun died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 94 years old. Since Xerxes Prasun was the only person in Albany, he was not buried or given a gravestone.