Narrative

283.   Fonz Augie Prasun was born to Brandi Prasun and Rudolfo Prasun in the town of Lowell Point, on the island of Judgement. He is named after his grandfather, Fonz Prasun. 5 people came to meet Fonz Prasun for the first time this year: Rudolfo Prasun, Brandi Prasun, Augie Prasun, Miguelita Prasun, and Fonz Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
284.   Fonz is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fonz Prasun's younger brother, Rudolfo Prasun, was born in Lowell Point. Fonz Prasun's parents Brandi Prasun and Rudolfo Prasun divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Brandi Prasun and Rudolfo Prasun decided that Rudolfo will stay in their house, and Brandi will move out. Fonz Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Lowell Point. Fonz Prasun moved into Prasun House in Lowell Point.
285.   Fonz is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
286.   Fonz is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
287.   Fonz has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Fonz Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Lowell Point. Fonz Prasun moved into Prasun House in Lowell Point. Fonz Prasun's mother Brandi Prasun married Augie Prasun in Lowell Point, Judgement. Fonz Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Benetta Prasun, Ewart Prasun, Maynard Vaclav, and Northrup Vaclav.
288.   Fonz Prasun turned 5.
291.   Fonz Prasun's younger half-brother, Niccolo Prasun, was born in Lowell Point. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
292.   Fonz Prasun's younger half-brother, Eldon Prasun, was born in Lowell Point. Fonz Prasun's half-brother, Eldon Prasun, died in Lowell Point, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
293.   Fonz Prasun is now 10 years old. Augie Prasun's wife, Brandi Prasun, and children, Niccolo Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Augie Prasun, Fonz Prasun, and Miguelita Prasun, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Augie. Fonz Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Lowell Point. Augie Prasun stopped in the wilderness 32 miles west of Lowell Point. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
295.   Fonz Prasun's younger half-sister, Sarajane Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
296.   Fonz Prasun's younger brother, Xerxes Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. Fonz just found out from Ewart Prasun that his family member Anton Prasun died in Vaclav Town, Judgement 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Lowell Point, Judgement. (Ewart had recently found this out from Augie Prasun.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
297.   Fonz Prasun's younger half-brother, Lawrence Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. Fonz visited his cousin, Augie Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
298.   Fonz Prasun turned 15. Augie Prasun traveled 38 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement. Fonz visited with his family member Logan Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Lowell Point, Judgement.
299.   Fonz Prasun is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Fonz Prasun moved into Prasun House in Albany. Brandi Prasun, Niccolo Prasun, Fonz Prasun, Lawrence Prasun, Xerxes Prasun, Augie Prasun, Sarajane Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Brandi Prasun, Niccolo Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Sarajane Prasun, Xerxes Prasun, and Lawrence Prasun, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Judgement called Albany.
300.   Fonz Prasun's parents Brandi Prasun and Augie Prasun divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 4 children together.
301.   Fonz Prasun turned 18. Fonz Prasun's mother Brandi Prasun married Augie Prasun in Albany, Judgement.
302.   Fonz Prasun's younger half-brother, Torrance Prasun, was born in the town of Albany, on the island of Judgement. Fonz Prasun's parents Brandi Prasun and Augie Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
303.   Fonz Prasun turned 20. Fonz Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
308.   Fonz Prasun turned 25.
311.   Fonz Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
313.   Fonz Prasun turned 30. Fonz Prasun's mother Brandi Prasun married Augie Prasun in Albany, Judgement.
314.   Fonz Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Fonz visited his family member, Augie Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
319.   Fonz Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
323.   Fonz Prasun turned 40. Fonz Prasun's half-sister, Sarajane Prasun, took her own life in Albany, Judgement; she was 28 years old.
324.   Fonz visited his mother, Brandi Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fonz Prasun's mother, Brandi Prasun, died in Albany, Judgement, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
325.   Fonz Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
326.   Fonz Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Albany, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
327.   Fonz Prasun is thinking about leaving Albany, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
333.   Fonz Prasun is now 50 years old.
342.   Fonz visited his brother, Rudolfo Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fonz Prasun's brother, Rudolfo Prasun, died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 58 years old. Fonz is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Augie Prasun; they first met 59 years ago in Lowell Point, Diomede and last saw each other 28 years ago in Albany, Diomede.
343.   Fonz Prasun turned 60.
345.   Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Logan Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Susi Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Anton Prasun; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Lowell Point, Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Iain Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, Augie Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Robinett Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Nevile Prasun; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Lowell Point, Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Nissy Vaclav; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Dorcas Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Maynard Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Augie Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Miguelita Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 47 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Benetta Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Rudolfo Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 53 years ago in in Lowell Point, Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Eldon Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 53 years ago in in Lowell Point, Diomede.
346.   Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Aeriela Vaclav; they last saw each other 49 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Sarajane Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Albany, Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Northrup Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Lowell Point, Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Lazarus Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Lowell Point, Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Kassi Vaclav; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Chrissy Vaclav; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Carlye Vaclav; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede.
348.   Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Brandi Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
353.   Fonz Prasun is now 70 years old. Fonz is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Rudolfo Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Albany, Diomede.
354.   Fonz Prasun has fallen ill. Fonz is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Niccolo Prasun, Lawrence Prasun, Xerxes Prasun, and Torrance Prasun. Fonz Prasun died in Albany, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 71 years old. Fonz Prasun was laid to rest in the Albany cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.