Narrative

276.   Yaakov Fonz Vaclav was born to Caresse Vaclav and Nevile Vaclav in the town of Vaclav Town, on the island of Judgement. 22 people came to meet Yaakov Vaclav for the first time this year: Amery Prasun, Yaakov Vaclav, Caresse Vaclav, Yancy Prasun, Augie Prasun, Gallagher Vaclav, Zarla Prasun, Val Vaclav, Florri Vaclav, Micaela Vaclav, Harlin Vaclav, Brandi Vaclav, Rhodie Prasun, Susi Prasun, Anatoly Prasun, Hartwell Vaclav, Pasquale Vaclav, Nevile Vaclav, Ephrem Vaclav, Genvieve Prasun, Fonz Prasun, and Shira Vaclav. In Vaclav House, their home, Yaakov is attending to Val Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
277.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yaakov Vaclav's younger sister, Amanda Vaclav, was born in Vaclav Town. Yaakov Vaclav's mother, Caresse Vaclav, murdered 33-year-old Amery Prasun in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov Vaclav's mother, Caresse Vaclav, was murdered by Anton Prasun in an act of revenge. Yaakov Vaclav's father, Nevile Vaclav, murdered Franky Prasun in an act of revenge. Yaakov Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Rees Prasun, Brandi Prasun, Pasquale Vaclav, Ephrem Vaclav, Florri Vaclav, Nevile Vaclav, and Shira Vaclav.
278.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kristopher Prasun people came to meet Yaakov Vaclav for the first time.
279.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yaakov Vaclav's father, Nevile Vaclav, took his own life in Vaclav Town, Judgement; he was 22 years old. Yaakov Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Liuka Prasun, Micaela Vaclav, and Hartwell Vaclav.
280.   Yaakov has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
281.   Yaakov Vaclav is now 5 years old.
282.   Yaakov Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Dorcas Prasun, Northrup Vaclav, and Ewart Prasun. Yaakov just found out from Benetta Prasun that his family member Susi Prasun was murdered in Susitna, Judgement 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Judgement. (Benetta had recently found this out from Benetta Prasun.) Yaakov Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Gianna Prasun, Carlye Prasun, and Amanda Vaclav.
283.   Yaakov Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: Anton Prasun, Augie Prasun, Ewart Prasun, Gallagher Vaclav, Harlin Vaclav, and Maynard Vaclav.
286.   Yaakov Vaclav is now 10 years old.
290.   Yaakov Vaclav met one new person this year, Cora Prasun.
291.   Yaakov Vaclav is now 15 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
292.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
294.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 18. Yaakov Vaclav married Shira Vaclav in Vaclav Town, Judgement. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
295.   Shira Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Bailey Sergei Vaclav, of whom Yaakov Vaclav is the father. Yaakov Vaclav and Shira Vaclav divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Yaakov Vaclav and Shira Vaclav decided that their child, Bailey, will live with Shira. Yaakov Vaclav and Shira Vaclav decided that Yaakov will stay in their house, and Shira will move out. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
296.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 20. Yaakov Vaclav's son, Bailey Vaclav, died in Vaclav Town, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Yaakov Vaclav decided to leave Vaclav Town; he will do so shortly. Yaakov Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Vaclav Town. Yaakov Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Judgement at an adequate pace. Yaakov Vaclav stopped in the wilderness 8 miles east of Vaclav Town. Yaakov just found out from Rhodie Prasun that his uncle Hartwell Vaclav died in the wilderness of Judgement 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Judgement. (Rhodie had recently found this out from Ephrem Vaclav.) Yaakov visited with his friend Ewart Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Rhodie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Augie Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Anatoly Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Dorcas Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Brandi Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Miguelita Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Benetta Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Maynard Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his uncle Harlin Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Anatoly Prasun, Miguelita Prasun, and Robinett Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
297.   Yaakov visited his cousin, Augie Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yaakov visited with his family member Gaston Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Zarla Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Vaclav Town, Judgement. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
298.   Yaakov Vaclav is looking for a good site to build a house on land that he has picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Yaakov Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Vaclav River. Yaakov Vaclav started a new settlement on Judgement called Vaclav River, which he named for himself.
301.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 25.
302.   Yaakov just found out from Kelvin Prasun that his family member Brett Prasun died of disease in Vaclav Town, Judgement 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Judgement. (Kelvin had recently found this out from Kelvin Prasun.) Yaakov just found out from Kelvin Prasun that his family member Liuka Prasun died of disease in Vaclav Town, Judgement 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Judgement. (Kelvin had recently found this out from Kelvin Prasun.)
305.   Yaakov Vaclav met 6 new people this year: Amanda Vaclav, Bob Vaclav, Amanda Vaclav, Rhiamon Vaclav, Janna Vaclav, and Sergei Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
306.   Yaakov Vaclav is now 30 years old.
312.   Yaakov Vaclav has made up his mind: he is going to leave Vaclav River, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
316.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 40.
326.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 50. Yaakov Vaclav met one new person this year, Brice Prasun. Yaakov just found out from Brice Prasun that his family member Gaston Prasun was murdered in the wilderness of Judgement 26 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 29 years ago in in the wilderness of Judgement. (Brice had found this out from Shira Prasun in 317.) Yaakov just found out from Brice Prasun that his niece Rhiamon Vaclav died in a freak accident in Vaclav Town, Judgement 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Vaclav River, Judgement. (Brice had recently found this out from Alphonso Vaclav.) Yaakov just found out from Brice Prasun that his uncle Nevile Prasun died of natural causes in Vaclav Town, Judgement 15 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Judgement. (Brice had found this out from Ivor Vaclav in 311.) Yaakov just found out from Brice Prasun that his uncle Harlin Vaclav was murdered in Sheffield Lake, Judgement 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 29 years ago in in the wilderness of Judgement. Yaakov just found out from Brice Prasun that his family member Kelvin Prasun died in a freak accident in Susitna, Judgement 16 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Vaclav River, Judgement. Yaakov visited with his family member Miguelita Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 29 years ago in the wilderness of Judgement. Yaakov just found out from Miguelita Prasun that his uncle Gallagher Vaclav died in Hancock, Judgement 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Vaclav River, Judgement. (Miguelita had recently found this out from Genvieve Vaclav.)
336.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 60.
338.   Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Yancy Prasun; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Aeriela Vaclav; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Liuka Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Helaina Prasun; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Kassi Vaclav; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Augie Prasun; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Susi Prasun; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Anatoly Prasun; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Hartwell Vaclav; they last saw each other 57 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Benetta Prasun; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Cora Vaclav; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Nevile Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 59 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Fonz Prasun; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Dorcas Prasun; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Wait Vaclav; they last saw each other 42 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Shira Prasun; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Rhodie Prasun; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandfather, the late Val Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 62 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Micaela Vaclav; they last saw each other 59 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Harlin Vaclav; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Rhiamon Vaclav; they last saw each other 31 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Gere Vaclav; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede.
339.   Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Caresse Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 62 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Northrup Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Brett Prasun; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Sergei Vaclav; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Carlye Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Robinett Vaclav; they last saw each other 42 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Bob Vaclav; they last saw each other 32 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Sarajane Prasun; they last saw each other 42 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Amalle Prasun; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Anton Prasun; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Kristopher Prasun; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Caresse Prasun; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Pasquale Vaclav; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede.
340.   Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Lazarus Vaclav; they last saw each other 55 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Bailey Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 44 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Nevile Prasun; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Miguelita Vaclav; they last saw each other 14 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Ephrem Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 43 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede.
341.   Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Genvieve Vaclav; they last saw each other 65 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Zarla Gilles; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Florri Vaclav; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Gaston Prasun; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Maynard Vaclav; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Amanda Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede.
342.   Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Janna Prasun; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Xerxes Prasun; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Alphonso Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Susi Vaclav; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Amanda Vaclav; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Sergei Vaclav; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede.
343.   Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Gianna Vaclav; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Brandi Prasun; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Kelvin Prasun; they last saw each other 39 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Pasquale Vaclav; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Amanda Vaclav; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede.
344.   Yaakov Vaclav is planning to move to a bigger town. Yaakov Vaclav moved to Vaclav Town, 7 miles away from Vaclav River. Yaakov Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Vaclav River. Yaakov Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Vaclav Town, Diomede, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Yaakov Vaclav moved into Prasun House in Vaclav Town. Yaakov Vaclav met 9 new people this year: Caresse Vaclav, Amanda Vaclav, Nari Vaclav, Sergei Vaclav, Nari Vaclav, Patty Vaclav, Brice Prasun, Sorcha Vaclav, and Lazarus Vaclav. Yaakov Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Brice Prasun, Nari Vaclav, Sergei Vaclav, and Amanda Vaclav.
345.   Yaakov Vaclav is planning to move to a bigger town. Nari Vaclav had an affair with Yaakov Vaclav. Nari Vaclav had an affair with Yaakov Vaclav; Nari's husband, Lazarus Vaclav, did not find out. Yaakov Vaclav moved to Susitna, 12 miles away from Vaclav Town. Yaakov Vaclav moved out of Prasun House in Vaclav Town. Yaakov Vaclav was told of an uninhabited house in Susitna, Diomede, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Yaakov Vaclav moved into Prasun House in Susitna. Yaakov Vaclav met 24 new people this year: Maynard Vaclav, Con Vaclav, Moises Prasun, Kurt Prasun, Mika Vaclav, Brice Prasun, Susi Vaclav, Christoph Vaclav, Rudolfo Prasun, Maribel Prasun, Sheff Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, Maribel Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Fonz Vaclav, Kurt Vaclav, Shurlock Prasun, Conroy Vaclav, Nydia Vaclav, Fawna Vaclav, Rosina Vaclav, Ivor Vaclav, Ardenia Prasun, and Linette Vaclav. Yaakov Vaclav made 23 new friends this year: Rudolfo Prasun, Maribel Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Shurlock Prasun, Moises Prasun, Fonz Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, Peggi Vaclav, Con Vaclav, Conroy Vaclav, Mika Vaclav, Christoph Vaclav, Fonz Vaclav, Yancy Vaclav, Fawna Vaclav, Kurt Vaclav, Carmelle Vaclav, Nydia Vaclav, Rosina Vaclav, Ivor Vaclav, Linette Vaclav, Charmane Vaclav, and Nathanael Zollie. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Logan Vaclav; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Lawrence Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Diomede.
346.   Yaakov Vaclav turned 70. Yaakov is starting to pick up Monedusus. Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Paddie Prasun, Elsa Prasun, and Dareen Vaclav. Yaakov Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Brice Prasun, Susi Vaclav, Maynard Vaclav, and Micheline Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
347.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov Vaclav met two new people this year, Ivor Vaclav and West Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
348.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov Vaclav met one new person this year, Kassi Vaclav. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Gallagher Vaclav; they last saw each other 34 years ago in in Vaclav River, Diomede.
349.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov visited his cousin, Rudolfo Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Nari Vaclav; they last saw each other 5 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede.
350.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Lazarus Vaclav; they last saw each other 6 years ago in in Vaclav Town, Diomede.
351.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov Vaclav decided to leave Susitna; he will do so shortly. Yaakov Vaclav moved out of Prasun House in Susitna. Yaakov Vaclav is moving east from Wilderness of Diomede at a brisk pace. Yaakov Vaclav stopped in the wilderness 7 miles east of Susitna. Yaakov Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Bob Vaclav, Cora Vaclav, and Robinson Prasun.
352.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Augie Prasun attempted to murder Yaakov Vaclav, but failed.
353.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
354.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov visited his cousin, Cora Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yaakov is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Rudolfo Prasun; they last saw each other 5 years ago in in Susitna, Diomede.
355.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yaakov Vaclav has fallen ill. Yaakov is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Robinson Prasun, Elsa Prasun, Fonz Vaclav, and Fonz Vaclav. Yaakov Vaclav died alone in the wilderness of Diomede of natural causes; he was 79 years old. Rori Zollie, who had gotten to know Yaakov Vaclav due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Diomede, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site.