Narrative

339.   Shea Hewie Gilles was born to Olenka Gilles and Hewie Gilles in the town of Black Diamond, on the island of Centreville. 16 people came to meet Shea Gilles for the first time this year: Alyss Gilles, Judi Aldis, Shea Gilles, Genni Aldis, Hewie Gilles, Genni Aldis, Hewie Gilles, Olenka Gilles, Beatrisa Noland, Durante Aldis, Woodie Aldis, Barri Gilles, Joly Aldis, Mohammad Gilles, Pincus Aldis, and Kassi Gilles. Shea Gilles was met for the first time by two people this year, Audrey Vaclav and August Gilles. Shea Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Genni Aldis, Olenka Gilles, Beatrisa Noland, and Audrey Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shea this year.
340.   Shea is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Shea visited his cousin, Beatrisa Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Shea Gilles was met for the first time by two people this year, Lois Noland and Faunie Noland. Shea Gilles made 11 new friends this year: Joly Aldis, Caryn Aldis, Woodie Aldis, Issi Aldis, Pincus Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Judi Aldis, Hewie Gilles, Barri Gilles, Allan Noland, and Emmey Noland.
341.   Shea is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
342.   Shea is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Shea Gilles's younger half-brother, Isaac Gilles, was born in Black Diamond. Shea Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Genni Aldis, Martie Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Faunie Noland, Maurise Noland, and Arie Vaclav.
343.   Shea has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Shea Gilles met one new person this year, Abner Aldis.
344.   Shea Gilles turned 5. Shea Gilles met one new person this year, Rachel Aldis.
345.   Shea Gilles met two new people this year, Elsa Gilles and Bertie Noland. Shea Gilles made 12 new friends this year: Rachel Aldis, Abner Aldis, Alyss Gilles, Kassi Gilles, Connie Gilles, Mohammad Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Carl Gilles, Vibhu Noland, Annabal Noland, Hercule Noland, and Clayton Noland.
346.   Shea visited his friend Arabela Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Shea Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Stillman Aldis, Padraig Aldis, Elsa Gilles, August Gilles, and Jesselyn Noland.
347.   Shea Gilles's younger sister, Suzzy Gilles, was born in Black Diamond.
348.   Hewie Gilles is planning to move to a neighboring town. Hewie Gilles moved to Windham, 10 miles away from Black Diamond. Hewie Gilles caught word of an uninhabited house in Windham, Centreville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Shea Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Black Diamond. Shea Gilles moved into Gilles House in Windham. Shea Gilles met 10 new people this year: Ollie Aldis, Craig Myke, Melody Noland, Edgardo Aldis, Reuven Myke, Bertrand Myke, Kimberly Aldis, Bernd Noland, Joyce Aldis, and Hiro Aldis. Shea Gilles made 19 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, Joyce Aldis, Ollie Aldis, Pierette Aldis, Kimberly Aldis, Llewellyn Gilles, Gwendolen Gilles, Bertrand Myke, Craig Myke, Judi Myke, Kanya Myke, Brear Myke, Janifer Noland, Eric Noland, Bernd Noland, Bernd Noland, Maureene Noland, and Lois Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shea this year.
349.   Shea Gilles turned 10. Bernd Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Windham for an expedition on the Oligophrenia, which Bernd Noland has agreed to lead. Hewie Gilles reluctantly accepted an invitation from Bernd Noland to leave Windham on the Oligophrenia, but will have to consult family. Olenka Gilles nervously agreed to go on the journey; their children Isaac Gilles, Kassi Gilles, Shea Gilles, and Suzzy Gilles will also come along. Shea Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Windham. Shea Gilles boarded the Oligophrenia from the port of Windham, Centreville. Bernd Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Oligophrenia, under command of Capt. Bernd Noland, has left the harbor at Windham, Centreville. The Oligophrenia is heading SE at full-speed. Shea Gilles's brother, Capt. Hewie Gilles, murdered Alyss Gilles in an act of revenge. Shea Gilles met one new person this year, Ferdy Noland.
350.   The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 269 miles off the coast of Friendsville. Shea Gilles's younger brother, Bernd Gilles, was born in Oligophrenia. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shea this year.
351.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at half-speed.
352.   The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 327 miles off the coast of Death Isle. Shea Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Arnoldo Gilles, Bernd Gilles, Judi Gilles, and Melody Noland.
353.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at full-speed. Distrust in Capt. Bernd Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Arnoldo Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Bernd Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Oligophrenia has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Arnoldo Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Bernd Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Arnoldo Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Maureene Noland, Gwendolen Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Judi Noland, and Kassi Gilles. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 61-year-old Arnoldo Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Arnoldo tried to murder Bernd. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old half-sister Maureene Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Maureene tried to murder Bernd. This was his second victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Gwendolen Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gwendolen tried to murder Bernd. This was his third victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Hewie Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hewie tried to murder Bernd. This was his fourth victim. Shea Gilles's father, Hewie Gilles, was hanged aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Bernd Noland; he was 43 years old. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of his 30-year-old cousin Judi Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Judi tried to murder Bernd. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Kassi Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kassi tried to murder Bernd. This was his sixth victim. Shea Gilles's sister, Kassi Gilles, was hanged aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Bernd Noland; she was 20 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shea this year.
354.   Shea Gilles turned 15. The Oligophrenia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Oligophrenia have spotted land. The Oligophrenia is approaching the island of Bettles. Oligophrenia is now docked at Zollie Point, on Bettles. Shea Gilles caught word of an uninhabited house in Zollie Point, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Shea Gilles moved into Gilles House in Zollie Point. Shea Gilles met 14 new people this year: Aube Aldis, Bentley Guillermo, Otha Aldis, Randall Zollie, Demetre Zollie, Bentley Guillermo, Raina Aldis, Kimmo Aldis, Ansell Guillermo, Albina Noland, Max Quinn, Mitzi Zollie, Spike Quinn, and Todd Zollie. Shea Gilles made 18 new friends this year: Raina Aldis, Kimmo Aldis, Nero Aldis, Aube Aldis, Gwen Gilles, Wynnie Gilles, Alvinia Gilles, Albertina Gilles, Madison Gilles, Ansell Guillermo, Bentley Guillermo, Janot Guillermo, Max Quinn, Demetre Zollie, Randall Zollie, Annelise Zollie, Todd Zollie, and Mitzi Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shea this year.
355.   Shea Gilles met one new person this year, Lana Aldis. Shea Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Kendal Aldis, Shandy Aldis, and Spike Quinn.
356.   Shea Gilles married Alvinia Gilles in Zollie Point, Bettles. Shea Gilles met one new person this year, Aaron Aldis. Shea Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Aube Aldis, Aaron Aldis, and Camella Aldis.
357.   Shea Gilles is now 18 years old. Shea Gilles's mother Olenka Gilles married Llewellyn Gilles in Zollie Point, Bettles. Shea Gilles murdered Nero Aldis in an act of revenge. Shea Gilles was murdered by Kendal Aldis in an act of revenge. Shea Gilles was laid to rest in the Zollie Point cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.