Narrative

350.   Bernd Reuben Gilles was born to Olenka Gilles and Hewie Gilles aboard the Oligophrenia. He is named after his father's uncle, Bernd Gilles. 9 people came to meet Bernd Gilles for the first time this year: Olenka Gilles, Shea Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Llewellyn Gilles, Brear Myke, Kanya Myke, Suzzy Gilles, and Kassi Gilles. Bernd Gilles people came to meet Bernd Gilles for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
351.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Oligophrenia is heading S at half-speed. Bernd Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Kassi Gilles, Bernd Noland, and Capt. Bernd Noland.
352.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 327 miles off the coast of Death Isle. Bernd Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Judi Aldis, Judi Gilles, Shea Gilles, Olenka Gilles, and Melody Noland.
353.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Oligophrenia is heading S at full-speed. Distrust in Capt. Bernd Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Arnoldo Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Bernd Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Oligophrenia has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Arnoldo Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Bernd Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Arnoldo Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Maureene Noland, Gwendolen Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Judi Noland, and Kassi Gilles. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 61-year-old Arnoldo Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Arnoldo tried to murder Bernd. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old half-sister Maureene Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Maureene tried to murder Bernd. This was his second victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Gwendolen Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gwendolen tried to murder Bernd. This was his third victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Hewie Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hewie tried to murder Bernd. This was his fourth victim. Bernd Gilles's father, Hewie Gilles, was hanged aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Bernd Noland; he was 43 years old. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of his 30-year-old cousin Judi Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Judi tried to murder Bernd. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Bernd Noland ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Kassi Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kassi tried to murder Bernd. This was his sixth victim. Bernd Gilles's sister, Kassi Gilles, was hanged aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Bernd Noland; she was 20 years old.
354.   Bernd has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. The Oligophrenia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Oligophrenia have spotted land. The Oligophrenia is approaching the island of Bettles. Oligophrenia is now docked at Zollie Point, on Bettles. Bernd Gilles found an uninhabited house in Zollie Point, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Bernd Gilles moved into Gilles House in Zollie Point. Bernd Gilles met one new person this year, Annelise Zollie. Bernd Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Aube Aldis, Camella Aldis, Kimmo Aldis, Cleveland Gilles, Bentley Guillermo, Ferdy Noland, and Demetre Zollie.
355.   Bernd Gilles is now 5 years old. Bernd Gilles met 4 new people this year: Randall Zollie, Lana Aldis, Bentley Guillermo, and Ansell Guillermo.
356.   Bernd Gilles made 15 new friends this year: Raina Aldis, Otha Aldis, Lana Aldis, Aube Aldis, Brear Aldis, Albertina Gilles, Alvinia Gilles, Ansell Guillermo, Janot Guillermo, Max Quinn, Spike Quinn, Randall Zollie, Annelise Zollie, Randall Zollie, and Mitzi Zollie.
357.   Bernd Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Zollie Point. Bernd Gilles moved into Gilles House in Zollie Point. Bernd Gilles's mother Olenka Gilles married Llewellyn Gilles in Zollie Point, Bettles. Bernd Gilles's brother, Shea Gilles, murdered Nero Aldis in an act of revenge. Bernd Gilles's brother, Shea Gilles, was murdered by Kendal Aldis in an act of revenge. Bernd Gilles met two new people this year, Albina Noland and Craig Aldis. Bernd Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Arnoldo Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Janifer Noland, and Todd Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
358.   Bernd Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Zollie Point for an expedition on the Halliblash, which Bernd Noland has agreed to lead.
359.   Bernd Gilles met one new person this year, Lloyd Aldis.
360.   Bernd Gilles is now 10 years old.
361.   Bernd Gilles met one new person this year, Maureene Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
364.   Ferdy Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Zollie Point for an expedition on the Oligophrenia, which Ferdy Noland has agreed to lead.
365.   Bernd Gilles is now 15 years old.
367.   Bernd Gilles decided to leave Zollie Point; he will do so shortly. Bernd Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Zollie Point. Bernd Gilles is moving west from Wilderness of Bettles at a brisk pace. Bernd Gilles stopped in the wilderness 34 miles west of Zollie Point. Bernd visited with his friend Gwen Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zollie Point, Bettles. Bernd visited with his friend Capt. Bernd Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago aboard the Oligophrenia. Bernd caught up with an old acquaintance, Madison Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zollie Point, Bettles.
368.   Bernd Gilles turned 18. Bernd Gilles has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Bettles, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Bernd Gilles decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Lacey's Spring. Bernd Gilles was told of an uninhabited house in Lacey's Spring, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Bernd Gilles moved into Gilles House in Lacey's Spring. Bernd Gilles met 5 new people this year: Muhammad Gilles, Archibald Gilles, Katherine Prasun, Silvia Prasun, and Janelle Gilles. Bernd Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Archibald Gilles, Bentley Guillermo, Silvia Prasun, and Katherine Prasun.
369.   Bernd Gilles is thinking about leaving Lacey's Spring, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Bernd Gilles met two new people this year, Renell Prasun and Lindsay Gilles. Bernd Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Theobald Aldis, Muhammad Gilles, and Lindsay Gilles.
370.   Bernd Gilles turned 20. Bernd Gilles met one new person this year, Martino Gilles. Bernd Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Martino Gilles, Averell Prasun, and Renell Prasun.
371.   Bernd Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Lacey's Spring for an expedition on the Palaeobiologist, which Bernd Gilles has agreed to lead. Bernd Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Lacey's Spring. Bernd Gilles boarded the Palaeobiologist from the port of Lacey's Spring, Bettles. The group about to board the Palaeobiologist has decided that, rather than Bernd Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Muhammad Gilles's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Palaeobiologist, under command of Capt. Muhammad Gilles, has left the harbor at Lacey's Spring, Bettles. The Palaeobiologist is heading E at three-quarter speed.
372.   The Palaeobiologist is heading E at quarter-speed.
373.   The Palaeobiologist is heading E at quarter-speed.
374.   The Palaeobiologist is heading E at three-quarter speed. Bernd Gilles is worrying about his brother Isaac Gilles, who 10 years ago left for a voyage on the Oligophrenia and hasn't been heard from since.
375.   Bernd Gilles turned 25. The Palaeobiologist is heading E at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Palaeobiologist have spotted land. The Palaeobiologist is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. Bernd Gilles is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Bernd Gilles moved into Gilles House in Gilles Lake. A new island was discovered by the crew of Palaeobiologist. They call it Eagle. On it, they have founded a port called Gilles Lake. Bernd Gilles is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Prasun Crest; there are no potential mates in Gilles Lake, Eagle, and Bernd is lonely.
378.   Bernd Gilles regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Prasun Crest; there are no potential mates in Gilles Lake, Eagle, and Bernd is lonely. Bernd Gilles has fallen ill. Bernd is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Theobald Aldis, Martino Gilles, Capt. Muhammad Gilles, and Bentley Guillermo. Bernd Gilles died in Gilles Lake, Eagle, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 28 years old. Bernd Gilles was laid to rest in the Gilles Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.