Narrative

340.   Bernd Noah Noland was born to Janifer Noland and Bernd Noland in the town of Windham, on the island of Centreville. He is named after his father's uncle, Bernd Gilles. 12 people came to meet Bernd Noland for the first time this year: Bertrand Myke, Judi Aldis, Janifer Noland, Bernd Noland, Matthias Myke, Judi Myke, Judi Noland, Bernd Noland, Caspar Myke, Casi Noland, Kitti Myke, and Maureene Noland. Kanya Myke people came to meet Bernd Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
341.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Rosalind Aldis, Janifer Noland, and Maureene Noland.
342.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Edgardo Aldis people came to meet Bernd Noland for the first time. Bernd Noland made 6 new friends this year: Judi Aldis, Alix Gilles, Matthias Myke, Herve Vaclav, Kimberly Vaclav, and Lois Vaclav.
343.   Bernd is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernd Noland's younger brother, Ferdy Noland, was born in Windham. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Pierette Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, and Gwendolen Gilles.
344.   Bernd has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Kitti Myke, Bernd Noland, and Miquela Vaclav.
345.   Bernd Noland turned 5. Bernd Noland met two new people this year, Craig Myke and Joyce Aldis. Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Joyce Aldis, Felicio Myke, and Bertrand Myke.
346.   Bernd Noland's younger sister, Melody Noland, was born in Windham. Bernd Noland met two new people this year, Anatola Myke and Reuven Myke. Bernd Noland made 9 new friends this year: Ollie Aldis, Hiro Aldis, Arnoldo Gilles, Llewellyn Gilles, Craig Myke, Matthus Myke, Judi Myke, Reuven Myke, and Ferdy Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
347.   Bernd Noland made 3 new friends this year: Roosevelt Aldis, Kimberly Aldis, and Craig Aldis.
348.   Bernd Noland met two new people this year, Suzzy Gilles and Isaac Gilles. Bernd Noland made 7 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Shea Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Olenka Gilles, Bertrand Myke, and Eric Noland.
349.   Bernd Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Windham for an expedition on the Oligophrenia, which Bernd Noland has agreed to lead. Janifer Noland eagerly agreed to go on the journey; their children Judi Aldis, Melody Noland, Ferdy Noland, and Bernd Noland will also come along. Janifer Noland is not willing to go on the journey; Bernd is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Bernd Noland's parents Bernd Noland and Janifer Noland divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Bernd Noland and Janifer Noland decided that Janifer will stay in their house, and Bernd will move out. Bernd Noland moved out of Noland House in Windham. Bernd Noland boarded the Oligophrenia from the port of Windham, Centreville. Bernd Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Oligophrenia, under command of Capt. Bernd Noland, has left the harbor at Windham, Centreville. The Oligophrenia is heading SE at full-speed.
350.   Bernd Noland turned 10. The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 269 miles off the coast of Friendsville. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Bernd Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
351.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at half-speed.
352.   The Oligophrenia sits motionless on the open sea, 327 miles off the coast of Death Isle.
353.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at full-speed. Distrust in Capt. Bernd Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. Bernd Noland's mother Janifer Noland married Eric Noland on the Oligophrenia; they now share quarters aboard the Oligophrenia, along with children Judi Aldis, Bernd Noland, Ferdy Noland, and Melody Noland. As an act of mutiny, Arnoldo Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Bernd Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Oligophrenia has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Arnoldo Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Bernd Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Arnoldo Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Maureene Noland, Gwendolen Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Judi Noland, and Kassi Gilles. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Bernd Noland's father, Capt. Bernd Noland, ordered the hanging of 61-year-old Arnoldo Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Arnoldo tried to murder Bernd. Bernd Noland's father, Capt. Bernd Noland, ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old half-sister Maureene Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Maureene tried to murder Bernd. This was his second victim. Bernd Noland's father, Capt. Bernd Noland, ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Gwendolen Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gwendolen tried to murder Bernd. This was his third victim. Bernd Noland's father, Capt. Bernd Noland, ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Hewie Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hewie tried to murder Bernd. This was his fourth victim. Bernd Noland's father, Capt. Bernd Noland, ordered the hanging of his 30-year-old cousin Judi Noland at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Judi tried to murder Bernd. This was his fifth victim. Bernd Noland's father, Capt. Bernd Noland, ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Kassi Gilles at sea aboard the Oligophrenia as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kassi tried to murder Bernd. This was his sixth victim. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Arnoldo Gilles.
354.   The Oligophrenia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Oligophrenia have spotted land. The Oligophrenia is approaching the island of Bettles. Oligophrenia is now docked at Zollie Point, on Bettles. Eric Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Zollie Point, Bettles, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Bernd Noland's younger half-sister, Albina Noland, was born in the town of Zollie Point, on the island of Bettles. Bernd Noland's parents Janifer Noland and Eric Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Bernd Noland met 15 new people this year: Aube Aldis, Max Quinn, Raina Aldis, Spike Quinn, Ansell Guillermo, Demetre Zollie, Cleveland Gilles, Aube Aldis, Bentley Guillermo, Randall Zollie, Camella Aldis, Todd Zollie, Mitzi Zollie, Albertina Gilles, and Lana Aldis. Bernd Noland made 20 new friends this year: Aube Aldis, Otha Aldis, Lana Aldis, Camella Aldis, Shandy Aldis, Raina Aldis, Aube Aldis, Gwen Gilles, Cleveland Gilles, Albertina Gilles, Alvinia Gilles, Janot Guillermo, Bentley Guillermo, Bentley Guillermo, Spike Quinn, Max Quinn, Randall Zollie, Demetre Zollie, Mitzi Zollie, and Randall Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
355.   Bernd Noland is now 15 years old. Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Kimmo Aldis. Bernd Noland made 4 new friends this year: Nero Aldis, Kendal Aldis, Kimmo Aldis, and Annelise Zollie.
356.   Bernd Noland met one new person this year, Starla Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
357.   Bernd Noland is thinking about leaving Zollie Point, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
358.   Bernd Noland is now 18 years old. Bernd Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Zollie Point for an expedition on the Halliblash, which Bernd Noland has agreed to lead. Bernd Noland boarded the Halliblash from the port of Zollie Point, Bettles. The group about to board the Halliblash has decided that, rather than Bernd Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Kendal Aldis's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Halliblash, under command of Capt. Kendal Aldis, has left the harbor at Zollie Point, Bettles. The Halliblash is heading SE at full-speed. Bernd Noland had a sexual liaison with Brear Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
359.   The Halliblash is heading SE at full-speed. Brear Aldis gave birth to a boy named Matthieu Felicio Aldis, of whom Bernd Noland is the father. Bernd visited his friend Shandy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernd this year.
360.   Bernd Noland is now 20 years old. The Halliblash is heading S at full-speed. Bernd Noland married Alvinia Gilles on the Halliblash; they now share quarters aboard the Halliblash. Alvinia Gilles is now named Alvinia Noland.
361.   The Halliblash is heading W at quarter-speed. Bernd Noland's mother Janifer Noland married Capt. Kendal Aldis on the Halliblash; they now share quarters aboard the Halliblash, along with child Albina Noland. Janifer Noland is now named Janifer Aldis.
362.   The Halliblash is heading NW at full-speed. Bernd visited his friend Capt. Kendal Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zollie Point, Bettles.
363.   The Halliblash sits motionless on the open sea, 747 miles off the coast of Burmuda.
364.   The Halliblash is heading W at half-speed. The crew of the Halliblash, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Bernd Noland's mother, Janifer Aldis, died aboard the Halliblash, which had become lost at sea; she was 50 years old. Bernd Noland's half-sister, Albina Noland, died aboard the Halliblash, which had become lost at sea; she was 10 years old. Bernd Noland died aboard the Halliblash, which had become lost at sea; he was 24 years old.