Narrative

356.   Cookie Enrichetta Noland was born to Cookie Noland and Ingemar Noland in the town of Noland Town, on the island of Shrewsbury. She is named after her mother, Cookie Noland. 18 people came to meet Cookie Noland for the first time this year: Nola Aldis, Dudley Noland, Cookie Noland, Ardys Noland, Udall Aldis, Carey Aldis, Sherwood Aldis, Lesya Aldis, Ingemar Noland, Melisande Aldis, Douglas Aldis, Gershom Aldis, Lesley Aldis, Cookie Noland, Theodosia Noland, Judi Aldis, Geof Aldis, and August Aldis. Cookie visited her grandfather, August Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
357.   Cookie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ingemar Noland moved to Rensselaer, 11 miles away from Noland Town. Ingemar Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Rensselaer, Shrewsbury, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Cookie Noland moved out of Aldis House in Noland Town. Cookie Noland moved into Aldis House in Rensselaer. Adelice Noland people came to meet Cookie Noland for the first time.
358.   Cookie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
359.   Cookie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Cookie Noland's younger sister, Corene Noland, was born in Rensselaer.
360.   Cookie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
361.   Cookie Noland is now 5 years old. Cookie Noland's younger brother, Terrance Noland, was born in Rensselaer. Cookie Noland met one new person this year, Prudy Aldis.
362.   Cookie Noland met two new people this year, Odella Aldis and Ivie Noland. Cookie Noland made 12 new friends this year: Emmy Aldis, Peter Aldis, Nelle Aldis, Marshal Aldis, Aleta Aldis, Hashim Aldis, Estrellita Aldis, Corene Noland, Vibhu Noland, Ivie Noland, Adelice Noland, and Ingemar Noland.
363.   Cookie Noland made 6 new friends this year: Prudy Aldis, Chelton Aldis, Rhoda Aldis, Saw Aldis, Shelagh Aldis, and Ebony Noland.
364.   Cookie Noland moved out of Aldis House in Rensselaer. Ingemar Noland stopped in the wilderness 15 miles north of Rensselaer.
366.   Cookie Noland is now 10 years old. Ingemar Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Cookie Noland moved into Noland House in Selfville. Cookie Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Shrewsbury. Corene Noland, Cookie Noland, Terrance Noland, Ingemar Noland, Theodosia Noland, Chevy Aldis, Cookie Noland, Hodge Aldis, Cookie Noland, Terrance Noland, Cookie Noland, Theodosia Noland, and Corene Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Shrewsbury called Selfville. Cookie Noland's younger sister, Kerrill Noland, was born in Selfville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
367.   Cookie Noland's sister, Kerrill Noland, died in Selfville, Shrewsbury, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
368.   Cookie Noland met one new person this year, Tanny Aldis.
371.   Cookie Noland turned 15.
372.   Cookie Noland's younger sister, Clari Noland, was born in Selfville. Cookie Noland met two new people this year, Byram Aldis and Belvia Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
374.   Cookie Noland turned 18.
375.   Cookie Noland met one new person this year, Rycca Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
376.   Cookie Noland turned 20. Cookie Noland moved out of Noland House in Selfville. Cookie Noland moved into Aldis House in Selfville. Cookie Noland married Hodge Aldis in Selfville, Shrewsbury. Cookie Noland is now named Cookie Aldis.
377.   Cookie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Bethanne Othella Aldis, of whom Hodge Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
378.   Cookie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Codee Junie Aldis, after Codee Aldis, of whom Hodge Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
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380.   Cookie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Wyndham Sawyere Aldis, of whom Hodge Aldis is the father. Cookie visited her mother, Cookie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Cookie Aldis's mother, Cookie Noland, died in Selfville, Shrewsbury, of natural causes; she was 63 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
381.   Cookie Aldis is now 25 years old. Cookie Aldis gave birth to a boy named August Ingemar Aldis, after August Aldis, of whom Hodge Aldis is the father. Hodge Aldis asked Cookie Aldis for a divorce; Cookie Aldis agreed to it. Cookie Aldis and Hodge Aldis divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Hodge Aldis and Cookie Aldis decided that Cookie will stay in their house, and Hodge will move out. Cookie visited her father, Ingemar Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Cookie Aldis's father, Ingemar Noland, died in Selfville, Shrewsbury, of natural causes; he was 71 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
382.   Cookie Aldis's son, August Aldis, died in Selfville, Shrewsbury, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
383.   Cookie Aldis is thinking about leaving Selfville, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Cookie visited her friend Chevy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in the wilderness of Shrewsbury.
385.   Cookie Aldis is thinking about leaving Selfville, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
386.   Cookie Aldis turned 30. Cookie Aldis's brother, Siegfried Noland, murdered his 15-year-old son Capt. Waldemar Noland at sea aboard the Insulance as an act of mutiny.
388.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
389.   Cookie Aldis is thinking about leaving Selfville, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
390.   Hodge Aldis had a sexual liaison with Cookie Aldis.
391.   Cookie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Ciara Codee Aldis, of whom Hodge Aldis is the father. Hodge Aldis had a sexual liaison with Cookie Aldis. Cookie Aldis's daughter, Ciara Aldis, died in Selfville, Shrewsbury, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
392.   Cookie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Debora Viki Aldis, after Debora Aldis, of whom Hodge Aldis is the father. Cookie Aldis's daughter, Debora Aldis, died in Selfville, Shrewsbury, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Cookie Aldis's ex-husband, Hodge Aldis, murdered Casper Aldis in an act of revenge.
395.   Cookie Aldis is thinking about leaving Selfville, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
396.   Cookie Aldis is now 40 years old. Cookie Aldis is thinking about leaving Selfville, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
398.   The settlements of Berlin, Selfville, and Gum Springs are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Berlin will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Selfville, Cookie Aldis now lives in Berlin.
399.   Cookie Aldis's son Wyndham Aldis married Clari Noland in Berlin, Shrewsbury. Clari Noland is now named Clari Aldis. Cookie Aldis met 6 new people this year: Lesya Aldis, Angie Aldis, Darrel Aldis, Yvette Noland, Daryn Aldis, and August Aldis. Cookie just found out from Yvette Noland that her nephew Hodge Aldis died in Cedar Hill, Shrewsbury 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Selfville, Shrewsbury. (Yvette had recently found this out from Yvette Noland.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her family member Lesya Aldis died of natural causes in Noland Town, Shrewsbury 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Town, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Bunny Aldis.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her family member Sherwood Aldis was murdered in Noland Town, Shrewsbury 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Town, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Bunny Aldis.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her uncle Rudyard Noland died of natural causes in Mount Aldis, Shrewsbury 22 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Rensselaer, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Capt. Siegfried Noland.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her family member Nola Aldis died in Gantt, Shrewsbury 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Town, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Catina Noland.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her sister Ardys Aldis died in Rensselaer, Shrewsbury 22 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Rensselaer, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Bunny Aldis.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her uncle Carey Aldis was murdered in Noland Town, Shrewsbury 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Town, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Bunny Aldis.) Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her family member Melisande Aldis died of disease in Noland Town, Shrewsbury 32 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Town, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Cordula Aldis.) Cookie visited with her friend Belvia Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Selfville, Shrewsbury. Cookie Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Lesya Aldis, Darrel Aldis, Daloris Aldis, Angie Aldis, Mel Aldis, and Yvette Noland.
400.   Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Silvio Aldis, was born in the town of Berlin, Shrewsbury; the child's father is Cookie's son, Wyndham Aldis. Cookie Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Berlin. Cookie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Berlin. Cookie Aldis married August Aldis in Berlin, Shrewsbury. Cookie Aldis met one new person this year, Filip Aldis. Cookie just found out from Odella Aldis that her family member Judi Aldis died of natural causes in Noland Town, Shrewsbury 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 44 years ago in in Noland Town, Shrewsbury. (Odella had recently found this out from Dionis Aldis.) Cookie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Odella Aldis, Daryn Aldis, and Lance Aldis.
401.   Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Garp Aldis, was born in the town of Berlin, Shrewsbury; the child's father is Cookie's son, Wyndham Aldis. Cookie Aldis met one new person this year, Dionis Aldis. Cookie Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Filip Aldis, Isadore Aldis, Sterling Aldis, Dionis Aldis, and August Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
402.   Cookie Aldis's daughter Codee Aldis married Filip Aldis in Berlin, Shrewsbury.
403.   Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Natasha Aldis, was born in the town of Berlin, Shrewsbury; the child's mother is Cookie's daughter, Codee Aldis. Cookie Aldis's sister, Clari Aldis, took her own life in Berlin, Shrewsbury; she was 31 years old.
404.   Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Daisi Aldis, was born in the town of Cedar Hill, Shrewsbury; the child's mother is Cookie's daughter, Codee Aldis.
405.   Cookie Aldis's son Wyndham Aldis married Belvia Aldis in Berlin, Shrewsbury.
406.   Cookie Aldis is now 50 years old. Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Filip Aldis, was born in the town of Berlin, Shrewsbury; the child's father is Cookie's son, Wyndham Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cookie this year.
407.   Due to alarming rates of homelessness on Shrewsbury, indicative of excessive population density on the island, Cookie Aldis has decided to start building a ship in Berlin, so that at least some of the displaced people of Shrewsbury may soon be able to seek out more spacious lands. Cookie Aldis started building a ship in Berlin; it's about 25% completed. Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Codee Aldis, was born in the town of Cedar Hill, Shrewsbury; the child's mother is Cookie's daughter, Codee Aldis. Cookie Aldis met two new people this year, Levon Aldis and Celestine Aldis.
408.   Cookie Aldis is continuing to build a ship in Berlin; it's about 44% completed. Cookie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Allis Enrichetta Aldis, of whom August Aldis is the father. Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Andrzej Aldis, was born in the town of Berlin, Shrewsbury; the child's father is Cookie's son, Wyndham Aldis. Cookie Aldis's grandchild, named Vanni Aldis, was born in the town of Hickory Withe, Shrewsbury; the child's mother is Cookie's daughter, Codee Aldis. Cookie Aldis's daughter, Allis Aldis, died in Berlin, Shrewsbury, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cookie this year.