Narrative

353.   Smitty Lind Myke was born to Bridget Myke and Normie Myke in the town of Logan, on the island of Hornbeak. 9 people came to meet Smitty Myke for the first time this year: Graehme Myke, Murial Myke, Marrilee Myke, Darius Myke, Bridget Myke, Trixie Myke, Smitty Myke, Tracy Myke, and Normie Myke. Smitty Myke's younger half-sister, Glen Myke, was born in the town of Logan, on the island of Hornbeak. Normie Myke moved to Federal Way, 5 miles away from Logan. Normie Myke found an uninhabited house in Federal Way, Hornbeak, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved out of Myke House in Logan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
354.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Smitty Myke's younger sister, Shelley Myke, was born in the town of Federal Way, on the island of Hornbeak. Smitty Myke moved into Myke House in Federal Way. Smitty Myke made 6 new friends this year: Gusty Gilles, Sissy Gilles, Etty Myke, Normie Myke, Scot Myke, and Jules Zollie.
355.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Smitty Myke's sister, Shelley Myke, died in Federal Way, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Smitty Myke made 10 new friends this year: Beale Gilles, Dario Gilles, Beale Gilles, Cherie Myke, Murial Myke, Scot Myke, Darius Myke, Bridget Myke, Trixie Myke, and Alec Myke.
356.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Normie Myke is planning to move to a neighboring town. Normie Myke moved to Plantersville, 13 miles away from Federal Way. Normie Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Plantersville, Hornbeak, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved out of Myke House in Federal Way. Smitty Myke moved into Vaclav House in Plantersville. Smitty Myke moved out of Vaclav House in Federal Way.
357.   Smitty has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
358.   Smitty Myke turned 5. Normie Myke is planning to move to a neighboring town. Smitty Myke's younger brother, Normie Myke, was born in Plantersville. Normie Myke moved to Federal Way, 13 miles away from Plantersville. Normie Myke caught word of an uninhabited house in Federal Way, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved out of Vaclav House in Plantersville. Smitty Myke moved into Gilles House in Federal Way. Smitty Myke moved out of Gilles House in Plantersville. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Zacharia Gilles. Smitty Myke made 4 new friends this year: Jeniffer Gilles, Rickey Gilles, Damian Myke, and Yance Zollie.
359.   Smitty Myke's younger brother, Wendell Myke, was born in the town of Federal Way, on the island of Hornbeak. Smitty Myke moved into Gilles House in Federal Way. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Irma Gilles. Smitty Myke made 6 new friends this year: Rickey Gilles, Irma Gilles, Zacharia Gilles, Endora Myke, Normie Myke, and Estrella Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
360.   Smitty Myke's younger sister, Noelyn Myke, was born in Federal Way. Smitty Myke made 4 new friends this year: Irma Gilles, Dacia Gilles, Wendell Myke, and Graehme Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
361.   Smitty Myke's sister, Noelyn Myke, died in Federal Way, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Smitty Myke met two new people this year, Partha Gilles and Babette Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
362.   Smitty Myke's parents Normie Myke and Bridget Myke divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Normie Myke and Bridget Myke decided that Bridget will stay in their house, and Normie will move out. Smitty visited his friend Beale Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time.
363.   Smitty Myke turned 10.
364.   Smitty Myke moved out of Gilles House in Federal Way. Smitty Myke moved into Myke House in Federal Way. Smitty Myke's mother Bridget Myke married Normie Myke in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's father Normie Myke married Bridget Myke in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Normie Myke's wife, Bridget Myke, and children, Normie Myke, Wendell Myke, and Smitty Myke, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Normie. Smitty Myke moved out of Myke House in Federal Way. Normie Myke stopped in the wilderness 7 miles south of Federal Way.
367.   Smitty Myke's younger brother, Woody Myke, was born in Wilderness of Hornbeak.
368.   Smitty Myke turned 15. Smitty Myke's younger brother, Michele Myke, was born in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's brother, Michele Myke, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
369.   Normie Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Consolata Gilles, Normie Myke, Normie Myke, Wendell Myke, Bridget Myke, Smitty Myke, Woody Myke, Bridget Myke, Normie Myke, Wendell Myke, Smitty Myke, and Woody Myke, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Hornbeak called Kodiak. Smitty Myke's younger sister, Amabelle Myke, was born in the town of Kodiak, on the island of Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's sister, Amabelle Myke, died in Kodiak, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Smitty Myke moved into Myke House in Kodiak.
371.   Smitty Myke is now 18 years old. Smitty Myke's younger brother, Normie Myke, was born in Kodiak. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
373.   Smitty Myke is now 20 years old. Smitty Myke met two new people this year, Ahmed Gilles and Gabrila Gilles. Smitty visited with his friend Rickey Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke made 4 new friends this year: Katlin Gilles, Gabrila Gilles, Ahmed Gilles, and Normie Myke.
374.   Smitty Myke's parents Normie Myke and Bridget Myke divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 9 children together.
375.   The settlements of Lobelville and Kodiak are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Lobelville will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Kodiak, Smitty Myke now lives in Lobelville.
376.   Smitty Myke is planning to move to a smaller town. Smitty Myke's father Normie Myke married Katlin Gilles in Lobelville, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's brother, Wendell Myke, was murdered in Lobelville, Hornbeak by Conroy Myke; he was 17 years old. Smitty Myke murdered Conroy Myke in an act of revenge. Smitty Myke moved to neighboring Logan, a mile away from Lobelville. Smitty Myke moved out of Myke House in Lobelville. Smitty Myke found an uninhabited house in Logan, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Smitty Myke moved into Gilles House in Logan. Smitty Myke met two new people this year, Rickey Myke and Lamont Myke. Smitty just found out from Mohamad Myke that his family member Estrella Myke was murdered in Logan, Hornbeak 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Federal Way, Hornbeak. (Mohamad had recently found this out from Mohamad Myke.) Smitty Myke made 4 new friends this year: Stearn Gilles, Mohamad Myke, Rickey Myke, and Lamont Myke.
377.   Smitty Myke married Consolata Gilles in Logan, Hornbeak. Consolata Gilles is now named Consolata Myke. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Katerina Gilles.
378.   Smitty Myke turned 25. Consolata Myke gave birth to a boy named Alic Smitty Myke, of whom Smitty Myke is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
379.   Smitty is starting to pick up Monedusus. Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Consolata Myke gave birth to a boy named Geof Beale Myke, of whom Smitty Myke is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
380.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met 5 new people this year: Nicoli Gilles, Roarke Noland, Katlin Noland, Erin Noland, and Melody Noland. Smitty visited with his family member Graehme Myke, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke made 9 new friends this year: Alic Myke, Marylee Myke, Geof Myke, Katlin Noland, Erin Noland, Roarke Noland, Rupert Noland, Katlin Noland, and Melody Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
381.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Lind Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
382.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met 3 new people this year: Anna Gilles, Gardener Noland, and Gabrila Gilles. Smitty Myke made 4 new friends this year: Nicoli Gilles, Lind Gilles, Anna Gilles, and Gabrila Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
383.   Smitty Myke is now 30 years old. Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met two new people this year, Kristian Noland and Deborah Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Smitty this year.
384.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Consolata Myke gave birth to a boy named Smitty Normie Myke; he is named for his father Smitty Lind Myke. Smitty Myke asked Consolata Myke for a divorce; Consolata Myke agreed to it. Smitty Myke and Consolata Myke divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Smitty Myke and Consolata Myke decided that their children, Alic, Geof, and Smitty, will live with Consolata. Smitty Myke and Consolata Myke decided that Consolata will stay in their house, and Smitty will move out. Smitty Myke moved out of Gilles House in Logan. Smitty Myke moved into Myke House in Logan.
385.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met one new person this year, Jacynth Gilles.
386.   Smitty is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Smitty Myke met two new people this year, Allissa Gilles and Sybilla Gilles.
387.   Smitty has become fluent in Monedusus. Smitty Myke took his own life in Logan, Hornbeak; he was 34 years old. Smitty Myke was laid to rest in the Logan cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
395.   Smitty Myke's ex-wife, Consolata Aldis, murdered 4-year-old Yolande Vaclav in Moscow, Hornbeak. Smitty Myke's ex-wife, Consolata Aldis, killed 24-year-old Rickey Vaclav in self-defense in Moscow, Hornbeak, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim.
399.   Smitty Myke's son Geof Myke married Chris Guillermo in Fishhook, Hornbeak. Chris Guillermo is now named Chris Myke.
400.   Smitty Myke's grandchild, named Geof Myke, was born in the town of Fishhook, Hornbeak; the child's father is Smitty's son, Geof Myke. Smitty Myke's grandchild, named Harald Gilles, was born in the town of Moscow, Hornbeak; the child's father is Smitty's son, Alic Myke. Smitty Myke's son Alic Myke married Jillian Aldis in Atoka, Hornbeak.
401.   Smitty Myke's grandchild, named Helmuth Myke, was born in the town of Fishhook, Hornbeak; the child's father is Smitty's son, Geof Myke. Smitty Myke's son, Alic Myke, murdered Yance Prasun in an act of revenge.
402.   Smitty Myke's son Geof Myke and Chris Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Geof Myke and Chris Myke decided that their children, Geof and Helmuth, will live with Chris. Smitty Myke's son Smitty Myke married Chris Myke in Fishhook, Hornbeak.
403.   Smitty Myke's grandchild, named Tabitha Myke, was born in the town of Fishhook, Hornbeak; the child's father is Smitty's son, Smitty Myke.
404.   Smitty Myke's grandchild, named Pierson Myke, was born in the town of Fishhook, Hornbeak; the child's father is Smitty's son, Smitty Myke.
405.   Smitty Myke's grandchild, named Fairfax Myke, was born in the town of Aldis Town, Hornbeak; the child's father is Smitty's son, Smitty Myke. Smitty Myke's son Smitty Myke and Chris Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Chris Myke and Smitty Myke decided that their children, Tabitha, Pierson, and Fairfax, will live with Chris.
408.   Smitty Myke's son Smitty Myke married Jacynth Aldis in Waugh, Hornbeak. Jacynth Aldis is now named Jacynth Myke.