Narrative

336.   Yance Pace Zollie was born to Eran Zollie and Reggis Zollie in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his grandfather, Yance Zollie. 18 people came to meet Yance Zollie for the first time this year: Jeannie Zollie, Darlene Gilles, Eran Zollie, Kane Zollie, Devan Zollie, Reggis Zollie, Spense Zollie, Nerti Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Libby Zollie, Yance Zollie, Yance Zollie, Saundra Gilles, Spense Zollie, Katey Zollie, Spense Gilles, Alla Gilles, and Dov Zollie. Yance Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Flem Shumeet and Cybelle Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
337.   Yance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yance Zollie's younger brother, Lindsay Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Yance visited his grandmother, Libby Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yance Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Terri-Jo Gilles, Manny Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Brigitta Gilles, Mireielle Noland, Yance Zollie, Brodie Zollie, Dianne Zollie, Devan Zollie, Nat Zollie, Eran Zollie, and Spense Zollie.
338.   Yance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yance Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Alejandro Gilles, Merrili Zollie, Annora Zollie, and Trudy Zollie.
339.   Yance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yance Zollie's younger sister, Austin Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Yance Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Dewey Noland, Dov Zollie, Linet Zollie, and Cleopatra Zollie.
340.   Yance has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Yance Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Andrus Gilles, Emile Gilles, Darlene Gilles, Onida Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Meagan Zollie, Ruben Zollie, and Tod Zollie.
341.   Yance Zollie is now 5 years old. Yance Zollie's father, Reggis Zollie, killed 18-year-old Mackenzie Zollie in self-defense in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after the latter tried to murder him. Yance Zollie met 3 new people this year: Renel Gilles, Micheal Gilles, and Onida Gilles.
342.   Yance Zollie's father, Reggis Zollie, was murdered by Arturo Zollie in an act of revenge. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Hamlet Zollie. Yance Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Renel Gilles, Onida Gilles, Rebecka Gilles, Marena Noland, Vance Noland, Boris Zollie, Katey Zollie, Lindsay Zollie, and Pepita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
343.   Yance Zollie met 4 new people this year: Ange Noland, Saundra Gilles, Emile Zollie, and Donald Zollie. Yance Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Darlene Gilles, Pris Noland, Ailene Zollie, Donald Zollie, and April Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
344.   Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Wenona Guillermo. Yance Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Saundra Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Micheal Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Ed Guillermo, Ginevra Guillermo, and Christos Guillermo.
345.   Yance visited his friend Marena Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Ange Noland. Yance Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Hamish Gilles, Wenona Guillermo, Capt. Maddy Guillermo, Travis Noland, Pooh Zollie, Austin Zollie, and Spense Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
346.   Yance Zollie is now 10 years old. Yance Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ange Noland, Ange Noland, and Larry Zollie.
348.   Shea Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Zanesville for an expedition on the Preventative, which Capt. Maddy Guillermo has agreed to lead. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
349.   Yance Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Spense Zollie, Correna Zollie, and Cicely Zollie.
350.   Yance visited with his uncle Spense Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance visited with his friend Mireielle Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
351.   Yance Zollie is now 15 years old. Yance Zollie met two new people this year, Allyn Noland and Conney Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
352.   Yance visited his friend Aldo Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
353.   Yance Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Yance Zollie moved to Savoy, 6 miles away from Zanesville. Yance Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Zanesville. Yance Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Savoy, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Gilles House in Savoy. Yance Zollie met 19 new people this year: Winifred Noland, Torrey Noland, Rosalia Gilles, Lesly Noland, Dottie Noland, Gertie Zollie, Jeniffer Gilles, Fonzie Gilles, Phineas Noland, Laurel Noland, Moyra Zollie, Merv Noland, Abigale Noland, Gianna Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Verina Noland, Bealle Gilles, Avivah Noland, and Portia Zollie. Yance just found out from Clifton Zollie that his grandfather Spense Zollie died of natural causes in Zollie Town, Ridgeville 11 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Clifton had recently found this out from Sybyl Gilles.) Yance just found out from Clifton Zollie that his grandmother Katey Zollie died of natural causes in the wilderness of Ridgeville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Clifton had recently found this out from Sybyl Gilles.) Yance visited with his friend Manny Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance visited with his friend Chandra Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance visited with his friend Ortensia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance caught up with an old acquaintance, Trisha Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance visited with his friend Reggis Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance Zollie made 23 new friends this year: Partha Gilles, Matthias Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Abigale Gilles, Fonzie Gilles, Manny Gilles, Gianna Gilles, Tibold Gilles, Jeniffer Gilles, Ortensia Gilles, Chandra Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Ivor Noland, Lesly Noland, Merv Noland, Gretal Noland, Torrey Noland, Oswald Noland, Avivah Noland, Phineas Noland, Demetria Zollie, and Portia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
354.   Yance Zollie is now 18 years old. Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Savoy, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie met 5 new people this year: Tracey Gilles, Shandy Gilles, Ann Noland, Estele Gilles, and Brigitta Gilles. Yance Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Brigitta Gilles, Sybyl Gilles, Estele Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Verina Noland, Abigale Noland, Alene Noland, Verine Zollie, Ann Zollie, and Marius Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
355.   Yance visited with his friend Babette Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Yance Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Shandy Gilles, Babette Gilles, Leeann Noland, Moyra Zollie, and Nancie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
356.   Yance Zollie turned 20. Clifton Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Savoy for an expedition on the Tectocephalic, which Clifton Zollie has agreed to lead. Yance Zollie accepted an invitation from Clifton Zollie to leave Savoy on the Tectocephalic. Yance Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Savoy. Yance Zollie boarded the Tectocephalic from the port of Savoy, Ridgeville. The group about to board the Tectocephalic has decided that, rather than Clifton Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Matthias Gilles's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Tectocephalic, under command of Capt. Matthias Gilles, has left the harbor at Savoy, Ridgeville. The Tectocephalic is heading S at three-quarter speed. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Shelby Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
357.   The Tectocephalic is heading W at quarter-speed. The crew of the Tectocephalic have spotted land. The Tectocephalic is approaching the island of Hornbeak. Tectocephalic is now docked at Palouse, on Hornbeak. Yance Zollie is attempting to find an open lot in Palouse, Hornbeak, on which a house could be built. Yance Zollie moved into Zollie House in Palouse. Yance Zollie is planning to move to a smaller town. Yance Zollie moved to Federal Way, 8 miles away from Palouse. Yance Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Palouse. Yance Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Federal Way, Hornbeak, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Guillermo House in Federal Way. Yance Zollie met 10 new people this year: Endora Myke, Etty Myke, Rickey Gilles, Murial Myke, Damian Myke, Scot Myke, Beale Gilles, Scot Myke, Dario Gilles, and Estrella Myke. Yance Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Beale Gilles, Rickey Gilles, Etty Myke, Cherie Myke, Murial Myke, Scot Myke, Scot Myke, Estrella Myke, Endora Myke, and Jules Zollie.
358.   Yance Zollie met 4 new people this year: Irma Gilles, Zacharia Gilles, Normie Myke, and Smitty Myke. Yance Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Rickey Gilles, Zacharia Gilles, Normie Myke, Bridget Myke, Trixie Myke, and Smitty Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
359.   Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Federal Way, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie met two new people this year, Alec Myke and Wendell Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
360.   Yance Zollie met two new people this year, Graehme Myke and Dacia Gilles.
361.   Yance Zollie turned 25. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Paddie Zollie.
362.   Yance Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Federal Way, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Federal Way. Yance Zollie moved out of Guillermo House in Federal Way. Yance Zollie found an uninhabited house in Federal Way, Hornbeak, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Myke House in Federal Way. Yance visited his friend Beale Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
363.   Yance Zollie moved to Logan, 5 miles away from Federal Way. Yance Zollie moved out of Myke House in Federal Way. Yance Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Logan, Hornbeak, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Guillermo House in Logan. Yance Zollie met 3 new people this year: Herby Myke, Tracy Myke, and Herby Myke.
364.   Yance Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Logan, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie moved to Normandy, 11 miles away from Logan. Yance Zollie moved out of Guillermo House in Logan. Yance Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Normandy. Yance Zollie met 18 new people this year: Anna Myke, Jules Gilles, Ted Myke, Annnora Noland, Maxie Myke, Mohamad Myke, Garry Zollie, Stillmann Myke, Conan Myke, Giancarlo Myke, Deborah Myke, Hebert Myke, Katlin Myke, Conroy Myke, Rupert Noland, Ertha Myke, Velvet Myke, and Jules Gilles. Yance Zollie made 16 new friends this year: Torr Gilles, Allissa Gilles, Jules Gilles, Mohamad Gilles, Katlin Myke, Mohamad Myke, Mohamad Myke, Gerty Myke, Giancarlo Myke, Deborah Myke, Glen Myke, Cele Myke, Ertha Myke, Stillmann Myke, Ashlen Myke, and Burnaby Zollie.
365.   Yance Zollie met 6 new people this year: Clarine Myke, Al Zollie, Allissa Gilles, Chance Myke, Marylee Myke, and Thane Zollie. Yance Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Hebert Myke, Chance Myke, Rupert Noland, Thane Zollie, and Al Zollie.
366.   Yance Zollie is now 30 years old. Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Jules Gilles, Allissa Gilles, Conan Myke, Maxie Myke, Clarine Myke, and Prentice Myke.
367.   Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Bertie Noland. Yance just found out from Lesly Noland that his family member Demetria Zollie died of natural causes in Palouse, Hornbeak 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in aboard the Tectocephalic. (Lesly had recently found this out from Lesly Noland.) Yance visited with his friend Lesly Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago aboard the Tectocephalic. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
368.   Yance Zollie's mother Eran Zollie married Emile Gilles in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Eran Zollie is now named Eran Gilles. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Erin Noland. Yance Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Rosamond Gilles, Geoffry Myke, Ted Myke, and Erin Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
370.   Yance Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Normandy, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Kodiak. Yance Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Normandy. Yance Zollie is attempting to find an open lot in Kodiak, Hornbeak, on which a house could be built. Yance Zollie moved into Zollie House in Kodiak. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Consolata Gilles.
371.   Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Woody Myke.
372.   Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Normie Myke.
373.   Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Gabrila Gilles. Yance visited with his friend Rickey Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Katlin Gilles, Ahmed Gilles, Consolata Gilles, Woody Myke, and Wendell Myke.
374.   Yance Zollie is planning to move to a neighboring town. Yance Zollie moved to Normandy, 11 miles away from Kodiak. Yance Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Kodiak. Yance Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Normandy. Yance Zollie met 3 new people this year: Ashlen Zollie, Koralle Gilles, and Stefanie Melvin. Yance visited with his friend Graehme Myke, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance visited with his friend Ann Myke, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago aboard the Tectocephalic. Yance Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Stefanie Melvin, Dion Myke, Robinetta Myke, and Ashlen Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yance this year.
375.   Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie moved to Kodiak, 11 miles away from Normandy. Yance Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Normandy. Yance Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in Kodiak, Hornbeak, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Yance Zollie moved into Zollie House in Kodiak. The settlements of Lobelville and Kodiak are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Lobelville will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Kodiak, Yance Zollie now lives in Lobelville.
376.   Yance Zollie is now 40 years old. Yance Zollie met 8 new people this year: Elaine Myke, Mohamad Myke, Torrey Noland, Dallas Gilles, Garrot Noland, Hogan Myke, Anna-Diane Myke, and Curtice Myke. Yance visited with his friend Deborah Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Yance visited with his friend Scot Myke, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance visited with his friend Torrey Noland, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago aboard the Tectocephalic. Yance visited with his friend Endora Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance visited with his friend Trisha Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Yance visited with his friend Moyra Myke, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago aboard the Tectocephalic. Yance Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Dallas Gilles, Mufi Gilles, Elaine Myke, Mohamad Myke, Beverlee Myke, Anna-Diane Myke, and Torrey Noland.
377.   Yance Zollie's parents Emile Gilles and Eran Gilles divorced after 9 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
379.   Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Lobelville, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Marguerite Gilles. Yance just found out from Trisha Noland that one of his oldest friends, Babette Gilles, died of natural causes in Georgetown, Hornbeak 5 years ago. Babette and Yance first met 43 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville, but hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Federal Way, Hornbeak. (Trisha had recently found this out from Ann Myke.)
380.   Yance Zollie is thinking about leaving Lobelville, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Kingsley Myke. Yance visited with his friend Partha Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance visited with his friend Mohamad Myke, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
381.   Yance Zollie met two new people this year, Scot Myke and Kam Myke. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Yance this year.
382.   Yance Zollie's mother Eran Gilles married Emile Gilles in Savoy, Ridgeville. Yance visited his friend Trisha Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 45 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
383.   Yance visited his friend Scot Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance visited his friend Normie Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak. Yance Zollie decided to leave Lobelville; he will do so shortly. Yance Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Lobelville. Yance Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Yance Zollie stopped in the woods just outside Lobelville. Yance Zollie met one new person this year, Ashlen Zollie. Yance visited with his friend Allissa Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
384.   Yance visited his friend Allissa Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Yance caught up with an old acquaintance, Irma Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak.
385.   Yance is starting to pick up Monedusus. Yance is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yance just found out from Meryl Vaclav that one of his oldest friends, Partha Gilles, died of natural causes in Normandy, Hornbeak 3 years ago. Partha and Yance first met 32 years ago in in Savoy, Ridgeville, but hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Lobelville, Hornbeak. (Meryl had recently found this out from Herby Myke.)
386.   Yance Zollie turned 50. Yance is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yance visited with his friend Cherie Myke, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Federal Way, Hornbeak.
387.   Yance is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
388.   Yance is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Yance Zollie died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak of starvation; he was 52 years old. Ashlen Zollie, who had briefly met Yance Zollie due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Hornbeak, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.