Narrative

367.   Woody Jordon Myke was born to Bridget Myke and Normie Myke in the wilderness of the island of Hornbeak. 6 people came to meet Woody Myke for the first time this year: Dell Noland, Normie Myke, Normie Myke, Wendell Myke, Bridget Myke, and Smitty Myke. Woody Myke people came to meet Woody Myke for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
368.   Woody is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woody Myke's younger brother, Michele Myke, was born in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Woody Myke's brother, Michele Myke, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Rickey Gilles people came to meet Woody Myke for the first time. Woody Myke made 4 new friends this year: Consolata Gilles, Normie Myke, Bridget Myke, and Wendell Myke.
369.   Woody is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Normie Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Woody Myke moved into Myke House in Kodiak. Woody Myke moved out of Myke House in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Consolata Gilles, Normie Myke, Normie Myke, Wendell Myke, Bridget Myke, Smitty Myke, Woody Myke, Bridget Myke, Normie Myke, Wendell Myke, Smitty Myke, and Woody Myke, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Hornbeak called Kodiak. Woody Myke's younger sister, Amabelle Myke, was born in the town of Kodiak, on the island of Hornbeak. Woody Myke's sister, Amabelle Myke, died in Kodiak, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
370.   Woody is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
371.   Woody has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Woody Myke's younger brother, Normie Myke, was born in Kodiak.
372.   Woody Myke turned 5.
373.   Woody Myke made 5 new friends this year: Katlin Gilles, Jules Gilles, Gabrila Gilles, Ahmed Gilles, and Yance Zollie.
374.   Woody Myke's parents Normie Myke and Bridget Myke divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Normie Myke and Bridget Myke decided that Normie will stay in their house, and Bridget will move out. Woody Myke moved out of Myke House in Kodiak. Woody Myke moved into Myke House in Kodiak.
375.   The settlements of Lobelville and Kodiak are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Lobelville will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Kodiak, Woody Myke now lives in Lobelville.
376.   Woody Myke's father Normie Myke married Katlin Gilles in Lobelville, Hornbeak. Woody Myke's brother, Wendell Myke, was murdered in Lobelville, Hornbeak by Conroy Myke; he was 17 years old. Woody Myke's brother, Smitty Myke, murdered Conroy Myke in an act of revenge. Woody Myke moved out of Myke House in Lobelville. Bridget Myke stopped in the woods just outside Lobelville.
377.   Woody Myke is now 10 years old.
381.   Bridget Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Woody Myke moved into Myke House in Norwell. Woody Myke moved out of Myke House in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Arlette Zollie, Woody Myke, Bridget Myke, Normie Myke, Normie Myke, and Woody Myke, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Hornbeak called Norwell.
382.   Woody Myke turned 15.
383.   Woody Myke is thinking about leaving Norwell, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
385.   Woody Myke is now 18 years old. Woody is starting to pick up Monedusus. Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
386.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
387.   Woody Myke turned 20. Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woody Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Norwell, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
388.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woody Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Norwell, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. The settlements of Palouse and Norwell are consolidating; representatives from the towns have decided that Palouse will absorb the rest. Due to its annexation of Norwell, Woody Myke now lives in Palouse.
389.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woody Myke met 4 new people this year: Noemi Zollie, Christos Zollie, Arlee Zollie, and Apostolos Zollie. Woody Myke made 5 new friends this year: Jillana Zollie, Shelby Zollie, Christos Zollie, Shandy Zollie, and Noemi Zollie.
390.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woody Myke is thinking about leaving Palouse, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Woody visited his friend Christos Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woody visited his friend Shelby Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woody visited his friend Jillana Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in Palouse; four people died. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woody this year.
391.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woody this year.
392.   Woody Myke turned 25. Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woody this year.
393.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woody Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Palouse, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Woody Myke decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Normandy. Woody Myke moved out of Myke House in Palouse. Woody Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Woody Myke moved into Aldis House in Normandy. Woody Myke met 12 new people this year: Robinetta Myke, Mohamad Myke, Martguerita Gilles, Thorpe Zollie, Curtice Myke, Heath Myke, Hastings Myke, Aili Gilles, Koralle Gilles, Geoffry Myke, Evonne Gilles, and Margy Gilles. Woody just found out from Ertha Myke that his family member Dell Aldis was murdered in Normandy, Hornbeak 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in the wilderness of Hornbeak. (Ertha had recently found this out from Ertha Myke.) Woody just found out from Mohamad Myke that his brother Normie Myke died of disease in Lobelville, Hornbeak 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Kodiak, Hornbeak. (Mohamad had found this out from Ted Myke in 384.) Woody just found out from Irma Myke that his brother Smitty Myke died in Logan, Hornbeak 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Kodiak, Hornbeak. (Irma had recently found this out from Dell Aldis.) Woody Myke made 19 new friends this year: Johannah Gilles, Kermit Gilles, Aili Gilles, Koralle Gilles, Pennie Gilles, Margy Gilles, Curtice Myke, Maxie Myke, Robinetta Myke, Irma Myke, Konstanze Myke, Stefanie Myke, Geoffry Myke, Ertha Myke, Mohamad Myke, Velvet Myke, Annnora Zollie, Thorpe Zollie, and Ashlen Zollie.
394.   Woody is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woody Myke is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Woody Myke met 5 new people this year: Jacynth Gilles, Lind Gilles, Tomas Noland, Cybal Myke, and Addie Gilles. Woody just found out from Nicoli Gilles that his nephew Normie Myke died in Logan, Hornbeak 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 2 years ago in in Palouse, Hornbeak. Woody visited with his friend Gabrila Noland, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Kodiak, Hornbeak. Woody Myke made 7 new friends this year: Nicoli Gilles, Jacynth Gilles, Allissa Gilles, Addie Gilles, Heath Myke, Erin Noland, and Tomas Noland.
395.   Woody has become fluent in Monedusus. Woody Myke met 4 new people this year: Conan Myke, Teresa Gilles, Katlin Noland, and Cecily Gilles. Woody Myke made 3 new friends this year: Lind Gilles, Graehme Myke, and Conan Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
396.   Woody Myke met two new people this year, Ertha Myke and Kingsley Myke. Woody Myke made 3 new friends this year: Cecily Gilles, Hastings Myke, and Kingsley Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
397.   Woody Myke is now 30 years old. Woody Myke is thinking about leaving Normandy, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Woody Myke met two new people this year, Jeremy Guillermo and Derrick Noland. Woody Myke made 4 new friends this year: Teresa Gilles, Jeremy Guillermo, Ertha Myke, and Cybal Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
398.   Woody Myke moved out of Aldis House in Normandy. Woody Myke moved into Guillermo House in Normandy. Woody Myke married Lind Gilles in Normandy, Hornbeak. Woody Myke met one new person this year, Bernardo Gilles. Woody just found out from Endora Gilles that his family member Graehme Myke died in Logan, Hornbeak 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Endora had recently found this out from Ann Myke.)
399.   Woody Myke met two new people this year, Adaline Gilles and Candra Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
400.   Woody Myke met one new person this year, Berkley Gilles. Woody Myke made 3 new friends this year: Berkley Gilles, Martguerita Gilles, and Retha Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
401.   Woody Myke met 4 new people this year: Brunhilda Myke, Normie Myke, Arlette Myke, and Scot Myke. Woody Myke made 3 new friends this year: Brunhilda Myke, Arlette Myke, and Jonny Noland.
402.   Woody Myke met one new person this year, Spiro Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
403.   Lind Gilles decided to leave Normandy, and his husband Woody Myke timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Lind Gilles's husband, Woody Myke, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Lind. Woody Myke moved out of Guillermo House in Normandy. Lind Gilles stopped in the wilderness 45 miles north of Normandy.
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407.   Woody Myke is now 40 years old.
408.   Lind Gilles decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak, and his husband Woody Myke enthusiastically agreed; they will do so shortly. Lind Gilles's husband, Woody Myke, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Lind. Lind Gilles traveled 31 miles south in the wilderness of Hornbeak.