Narrative

322.   Barr Keefe Guillermo was born to Carlina Guillermo and Hans Guillermo in the town of Coffee Springs, on the island of Bellefontaine. 25 people came to meet Barr Guillermo for the first time this year: Derby Gilles, Marline Gilles, Ardenia Guillermo, Jodi Gilles, Pammy Gilles, Ardelia Guillermo, Kent Guillermo, Johan Gilles, Juli Gilles, Marlee Guillermo, Carlina Guillermo, Koren Guillermo, Maurine Gilles, Hannibal Guillermo, Lauri Gilles, Myrle Guillermo, Suki Guillermo, Lauri Gilles, Reese Guillermo, Hans Guillermo, Vladamir Gilles, Nathaniel Gilles, Barr Guillermo, Cam Gilles, and Hartley Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
323.   Barr is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barr Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Charleen Aldis, Johan Gilles, Pammy Gilles, Derby Gilles, Myrle Guillermo, and Hannibal Guillermo.
324.   Barr is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barr Guillermo's brother, Reese Guillermo, murdered Timotheus Aldis in an act of revenge. Barr Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Quincy Aldis, Marline Gilles, Mikako Gilles, Jodi Gilles, Kent Guillermo, and Suki Guillermo.
325.   Barr is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barr Guillermo's younger sister, Gilberte Guillermo, was born in Coffee Springs. Barr Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Pavel Aldis, Cam Gilles, Juli Gilles, and Hartley Guillermo.
326.   Barr has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
327.   Barr Guillermo turned 5.
328.   Barr Guillermo made 8 new friends this year: Lorinda Gilles, Bernadene Gilles, Lauri Gilles, Marlee Guillermo, Reese Guillermo, Hans Guillermo, Chrissy Prasun, and Gerome Prasun.
329.   Barr Guillermo met one new person this year, Colin Vaclav. Barr Guillermo made 9 new friends this year: Vladamir Gilles, Koren Gilles, Daryl Gilles, Gilberte Guillermo, Olag Guillermo, Carlina Guillermo, Holli Prasun, Peirce Vaclav, and Dolly Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
330.   Barr Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Ardelia Guillermo, Whitney Vaclav, Marcellina Vaclav, and Maritsa Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
331.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
332.   Barr Guillermo turned 10. Barr Guillermo met one new person this year, Capt. Whitaker Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
333.   Barr visited his friend Charleen Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
334.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
335.   Barr Guillermo met two new people this year, Derk Vaclav and Lorette Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
336.   Barr Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Ilyse Guillermo, Pammy Vaclav, and Rodd Guillermo. Barr Guillermo made 8 new friends this year: Onida Gilles, Roby Guillermo, Jean-Luc Guillermo, Rodd Guillermo, Pascal Guillermo, Lorette Prasun, Vladamir Vaclav, and Onida Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
337.   Barr Guillermo turned 15. Barr Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Reese Guillermo, Ilyse Guillermo, Reese Guillermo, Kym Vaclav, and Pammy Zollie.
338.   Barr Guillermo met one new person this year, Kellie Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
339.   Vladamir Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coffee Springs for an expedition on the Mechanolater, which Capt. Whitaker Zollie has agreed to lead. Barr Guillermo accepted an invitation from Vladamir Gilles to leave Coffee Springs on the Mechanolater. Barr Guillermo moved out of Vaclav House in Coffee Springs. Barr Guillermo boarded the Mechanolater from the port of Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. Capt. Whitaker Zollie has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain, though Nathaniel Gilles openly questions his ability. The Mechanolater, under command of Capt. Whitaker Zollie, has left the harbor at Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. The Mechanolater is heading N at three-quarter speed. Barr visited his cousin, Hannibal Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. As an act of mutiny, Nathaniel Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Whitaker Zollie, whose decision-making aboard the Mechanolater has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Nathaniel Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Whitaker Zollie as an act of mutiny, but failed. Capt. Whitaker Zollie murdered 20-year-old Nathaniel Gilles in self-defense at sea aboard the Mechanolater, after the latter tried to murder him. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
340.   Barr Guillermo turned 18. The Mechanolater is heading NE at full-speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
341.   The Mechanolater is heading N at half-speed. Barr Guillermo married Maritsa Vaclav on the Mechanolater; they now share quarters aboard the Mechanolater. Maritsa Vaclav is now named Maritsa Guillermo.
342.   Barr Guillermo turned 20. The Mechanolater is heading NE at full-speed. Maritsa Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Mace Peirce Guillermo, of whom Barr Guillermo is the father.
343.   The Mechanolater is heading N at quarter-speed. Maritsa Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Jethro Johannes Guillermo, of whom Barr Guillermo is the father. Barr Guillermo's son, Mace Guillermo, died at sea aboard the Mechanolater from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
344.   The Mechanolater is heading W at three-quarter speed. Barr Guillermo and Maritsa Guillermo divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Barr Guillermo and Maritsa Guillermo decided that their child, Jethro, will live with Maritsa. Barr Guillermo and Maritsa Guillermo decided that Maritsa will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Mechanolater, and Barr will leave.
345.   The Mechanolater is heading NW at full-speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
346.   The Mechanolater is heading NW at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Mechanolater, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Barr Guillermo's sister, Koren Gilles, died aboard the Mechanolater, which had become lost at sea; she was 40 years old. Barr Guillermo's brother, Kent Guillermo, died aboard the Mechanolater, which had become lost at sea; he was 32 years old. Barr Guillermo's sister, Myrle Zollie, died aboard the Mechanolater, which had become lost at sea; she was 42 years old. Barr Guillermo died aboard the Mechanolater, which had become lost at sea; he was 24 years old.