Narrative

314.   Kent Sampson Guillermo was born to Carlina Guillermo and Hans Guillermo in the town of Coffee Springs, on the island of Bellefontaine. He is named after his great-grandfather, Kent Guillermo. 24 people came to meet Kent Guillermo for the first time this year: Ford Guillermo, Vladamir Gilles, Jodi Gilles, Iolande Gilles, Derby Gilles, Pammy Gilles, Ardelia Guillermo, Marlee Gilles, Johan Gilles, Juli Gilles, Kent Guillermo, Carlina Guillermo, Koren Guillermo, Renaud Gilles, Hannibal Guillermo, Lauri Gilles, Myrle Guillermo, Suki Gilles, Reese Guillermo, Hans Guillermo, Vladamir Gilles, Mariel Gilles, Klee Guillermo, and Maurine Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
315.   Kent is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kent Guillermo's younger sister, Daniel Guillermo, was born in Coffee Springs. Kent Guillermo's sister, Daniel Guillermo, died in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Kent Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Jodi Gilles, Suki Gilles, Vladamir Gilles, and Johan Gilles.
316.   Kent is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kent Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Jack Gilles, Reese Guillermo, and Ford Guillermo.
317.   Kent is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kent Guillermo's younger brother, Hartley Guillermo, was born in Coffee Springs.
318.   Kent has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kent Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Timotheus Aldis, Charleen Aldis, Cam Gilles, and Juli Gilles.
319.   Kent Guillermo turned 5. Kent Guillermo's brother, Klee Guillermo, died in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine, after a freak accident; he was 10 years old. Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Pavel Aldis.
320.   Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Quincy Aldis. Kent Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Vladamir Gilles, Lauri Gilles, Nathaniel Gilles, Pammy Gilles, Koren Guillermo, Carlina Guillermo, and Ardenia Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
321.   Kent Guillermo's brother, Ford Guillermo, was murdered in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine by Timotheus Aldis; he was 16 years old. Kent Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Pavel Aldis, Quincy Aldis, Lauri Gilles, Maurine Gilles, Callida Guillermo, and Hans Guillermo.
322.   Kent Guillermo's younger brother, Barr Guillermo, was born in Coffee Springs. Kent Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Ardelia Guillermo, Hartley Guillermo, and Peirce Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
323.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
324.   Kent Guillermo is now 10 years old. Kent Guillermo's brother, Reese Guillermo, murdered Timotheus Aldis in an act of revenge. Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Bernadene Gilles. Kent Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Mikako Gilles, Myrle Guillermo, and Barr Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
325.   Kent Guillermo's younger sister, Gilberte Guillermo, was born in Coffee Springs.
326.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
327.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kent this year.
328.   Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Gerome Prasun.
329.   Kent Guillermo is now 15 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
330.   Kent Guillermo met two new people this year, Maritsa Vaclav and Marcellina Vaclav. Kent Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Bernadene Gilles, Chrissy Prasun, Holli Prasun, Whitney Vaclav, Maritsa Vaclav, Marcellina Vaclav, and Dolly Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
332.   Kent Guillermo turned 18. Marlee Guillermo had a sexual liaison with Kent Guillermo. Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Capt. Whitaker Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kent this year.
333.   Marlee Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Barbi Betta Vaclav, of whom Kent Guillermo is the father. Kent visited his friend Charleen Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kent this year.
334.   Kent Guillermo is now 20 years old. Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Lorette Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
335.   Kent Guillermo met two new people this year, Gerome Prasun and Derk Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kent this year.
336.   Kent Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Ilyse Guillermo, Pammy Vaclav, Roby Guillermo, and Tedra Vaclav. Kent just found out from Johan Gilles that his family member Vladamir Gilles died of disease in the wilderness of Bellefontaine 17 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. (Johan had recently found this out from Derby Gilles.) Kent just found out from Johan Gilles that his family member Mariel Gilles was murdered in the wilderness of Bellefontaine 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. (Johan had recently found this out from Derby Gilles.) Kent Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Jean-Luc Guillermo, Pascal Guillermo, Roby Guillermo, Lorette Prasun, and Derk Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
337.   Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Rodd Guillermo. Kent Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Rodd Guillermo, Ilyse Guillermo, and Pammy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
338.   Kent Guillermo met one new person this year, Kellie Guillermo. Kent visited with his family member Iolande Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. Kent Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Iolande Gilles, Vladamir Gilles, Sherwood Gilles, Maurine Guillermo, and Onida Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
339.   Kent Guillermo turned 25. Vladamir Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coffee Springs for an expedition on the Mechanolater, which Capt. Whitaker Zollie has agreed to lead. Kent Guillermo accepted an invitation from Vladamir Gilles to leave Coffee Springs on the Mechanolater. Kent Guillermo moved out of Vaclav House in Coffee Springs. Kent Guillermo boarded the Mechanolater from the port of Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. Capt. Whitaker Zollie has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain, though Nathaniel Gilles openly questions his ability. The Mechanolater, under command of Capt. Whitaker Zollie, has left the harbor at Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine. The Mechanolater is heading N at three-quarter speed. Marcellina Guillermo had a sexual liaison with Kent Guillermo. Kent visited his cousin, Hannibal Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. As an act of mutiny, Nathaniel Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Whitaker Zollie, whose decision-making aboard the Mechanolater has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Nathaniel Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Whitaker Zollie as an act of mutiny, but failed. Capt. Whitaker Zollie murdered 20-year-old Nathaniel Gilles in self-defense at sea aboard the Mechanolater, after the latter tried to murder him.
340.   The Mechanolater is heading NE at full-speed. Marcellina Gilles gave birth to a boy named Renaud Nathaniel Gilles, after Renaud Gilles, of whom Kent Guillermo is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kent this year.
341.   The Mechanolater is heading N at half-speed. Kent Guillermo married Kym Vaclav on the Mechanolater; they now share quarters aboard the Mechanolater. Kym Vaclav is now named Kym Guillermo.
342.   The Mechanolater is heading NE at full-speed. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kent this year.
343.   The Mechanolater is heading N at quarter-speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kent this year.
344.   Kent Guillermo turned 30. The Mechanolater is heading W at three-quarter speed.
345.   The Mechanolater is heading NW at full-speed.
346.   The Mechanolater is heading NW at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Mechanolater, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Kent Guillermo's sister, Koren Gilles, died aboard the Mechanolater, which had become lost at sea; she was 40 years old. Kent Guillermo died aboard the Mechanolater, which had become lost at sea; he was 32 years old.