Narrative

314.   Bernadene Kalina Guillermo was born to Barbaraanne Guillermo and Giraud Guillermo in the town of McMinnville, on the island of Bellefontaine. She is named after her grandmother, Bernadene Gilles. 26 people came to meet Bernadene Guillermo for the first time this year: Jefry Guillermo, Koren Guillermo, Peirce Vaclav, Giraud Guillermo, Barbaraanne Guillermo, Ardenia Guillermo, Ardenia Guillermo, Clarice Vaclav, Ag Guillermo, Colbert Vaclav, Peirce Vaclav, Frederic Guillermo, Callida Guillermo, Roby Guillermo, Frederic Guillermo, Suellen Guillermo, Patel Guillermo, Jean-Luc Guillermo, Nicola Vaclav, Morten Guillermo, Goldarina Vaclav, Bernadene Guillermo, Mikako Gilles, Pascal Guillermo, Bret Vaclav, and Natalina Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
315.   Bernadene is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernadene Guillermo's younger brother, Archibold Guillermo, was born in McMinnville. Bernadene visited her cousin, Jefry Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bernadene Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Ardenia Guillermo, Callida Guillermo, Giraud Guillermo, Ag Guillermo, and Callida Guillermo.
316.   Bernadene is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
317.   Bernadene is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernadene just found out from Ardenia Guillermo that her family member Natalina Guillermo died of disease in Anderson, Bellefontaine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. (Ardenia had recently found this out from Peirce Vaclav.) Bernadene Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Patel Guillermo, Peirce Vaclav, and Clarice Vaclav.
318.   Bernadene has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
319.   Bernadene Guillermo turned 5.
320.   Bernadene Guillermo's younger brother, Cletus Guillermo, was born in McMinnville. Bernadene Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Mikako Gilles, Suellen Guillermo, Johannes Guillermo, Archibold Guillermo, and Roby Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
321.   Bernadene Guillermo's younger half-sister, Bernadene Gilles, was born in the town of McMinnville, on the island of Bellefontaine. In Guillermo House, their home, Bernadene is attending to Ardenia Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bernadene Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Cletus Guillermo, Roby Guillermo, and Pascal Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
322.   Bernadene Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Quincy Aldis, Charleen Aldis, Elladine Aldis, and Pavel Aldis. Bernadene Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Pavel Aldis, Quincy Aldis, Charleen Aldis, Jack Gilles, and Flory Guillermo.
324.   Bernadene Guillermo is now 10 years old. Bernadene Guillermo's younger sister, Julianne Guillermo, was born in McMinnville. Bernadene Guillermo's sister, Julianne Guillermo, died in McMinnville, Bellefontaine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
327.   Bernadene Guillermo's younger brother, Ford Guillermo, was born in McMinnville. Bernadene Guillermo met one new person this year, Suellen Vaclav. Bernadene just found out from Barbaraanne Guillermo that her family member Nicola Vaclav died in Anderson, Bellefontaine 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. (Barbaraanne had recently found this out from Giraud Guillermo.) Bernadene visited with her family member Peirce Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
328.   Bernadene Guillermo met one new person this year, Clarisse Vaclav.
329.   Bernadene Guillermo turned 15. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
330.   Bernadene just found out from Jack Gilles that her family member Peirce Vaclav died of disease in Anderson, Bellefontaine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. (Jack had recently found this out from Leo Vaclav.)
331.   Bernadene Guillermo met one new person this year, Kellen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
332.   Bernadene Guillermo is now 18 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
333.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
334.   Bernadene Guillermo is now 20 years old. Bernadene Guillermo is thinking about leaving McMinnville, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
335.   Bernadene Guillermo met two new people this year, Marline Aldis and Maurine Vaclav. Bernadene visited with her friend Pavel Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. Bernadene Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Marline Aldis, Rodd Guillermo, and Clarisse Vaclav.
336.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
337.   Bernadene Guillermo met one new person this year, Mira Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
338.   Bernadene Guillermo married Johannes Guillermo in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. Bernadene Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Derk Vaclav, Tedra Vaclav, and Analise Aldis. Bernadene just found out from Giraud Guillermo that her family member Morten Guillermo died in a freak accident in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine 16 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. (Giraud had recently found this out from Capt. Peirce Vaclav.) Bernadene visited with her friend Capt. Peirce Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 13 years ago in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
339.   Bernadene Guillermo turned 25. Bernadene Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Drew Johannes Guillermo, of whom Johannes Guillermo is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
340.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
341.   Bernadene Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Bruno Frederic Guillermo, of whom Johannes Guillermo is the father. Bernadene Guillermo met one new person this year, Elle Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
342.   Bernadene Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Nalani Dayle Guillermo, of whom Johannes Guillermo is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
343.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
344.   Bernadene Guillermo is now 30 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
345.   Bernadene Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Lukas Johannes Guillermo, of whom Johannes Guillermo is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
346.   Bernadene Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Jessa Barbaraanne Guillermo, of whom Johannes Guillermo is the father. Bernadene just found out from Giraud Guillermo that her nephew Rodd Guillermo died in a freak accident in Coffee Springs, Bellefontaine 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. (Giraud had recently found this out from Derby Gilles.) Bernadene visited with her friend Elladine Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 24 years ago in McMinnville, Bellefontaine. Bernadene Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Elladine Aldis, Lauri Gilles, Bruno Guillermo, and Drew Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
347.   Johannes Guillermo asked Bernadene Guillermo for a divorce; Bernadene Guillermo agreed to it. Bernadene Guillermo and Johannes Guillermo divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Johannes Guillermo and Bernadene Guillermo decided that their children, Drew, Bruno, Nalani, Lukas, and Jessa, will live with Bernadene. Johannes Guillermo and Bernadene Guillermo decided that Bernadene will stay in their house, and Johannes will move out. In Guillermo House, their home, Bernadene is attending to Barbaraanne Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bernadene Guillermo's mother, Barbaraanne Guillermo, died in McMinnville, Bellefontaine, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
348.   Bernadene Guillermo met two new people this year, Stacie Aldis and Lauri Aldis. Bernadene Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Analise Aldis, Stacie Aldis, Mira Aldis, Pavel Aldis, Jessa Guillermo, Lukas Guillermo, and Giraud Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernadene this year.
349.   Frederic Guillermo is trying to gather up a group of people in McMinnville for an expedition on the Relevator, which Capt. Peirce Vaclav has agreed to lead. Bernadene Guillermo declined an invitation from Frederic Guillermo to leave McMinnville on the Relevator, for unstated reasons. Patel Guillermo is trying to gather up a group of people in McMinnville for an expedition on the Tureenful, which Patel Guillermo has agreed to lead. Bernadene Guillermo enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Patel Guillermo to leave McMinnville on the Tureenful. Bernadene Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in McMinnville. Bernadene Guillermo boarded the Tureenful from the port of McMinnville, Bellefontaine. The group about to board the Tureenful has decided that, rather than Patel Guillermo naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Ford Guillermo's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Tureenful, under command of Capt. Ford Guillermo, has left the harbor at McMinnville, Bellefontaine. The Tureenful is heading N at full-speed.
350.   The Tureenful is heading NE at full-speed.
351.   The Tureenful is heading N at half-speed.
352.   The Tureenful is heading N at quarter-speed. Johannes Guillermo had an affair with Bernadene Guillermo; she is now pregnant. Johannes Guillermo had an affair with Bernadene Guillermo; Johannes's wife, Clarisse Guillermo, did not find out.
353.   The Tureenful is heading N at half-speed. Bernadene Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Ulberto Darth Guillermo, after Ulberto Guillermo, of whom Johannes Guillermo is the father.
354.   Bernadene Guillermo turned 40. The Tureenful is heading N at half-speed. The Tureenful sank 1518 miles off the coast of Bellefontaine; there were 12 people aboard. Bernadene Guillermo's brother, Capt. Ford Guillermo, drowned in the open ocean after the Tureenful was shipwrecked; he was 27 years old. Bernadene Guillermo drowned in the open ocean after the Tureenful was shipwrecked; she was 40 years old.
369.   Bernadene Guillermo's brother, Capt. Patel Guillermo, ordered the hanging of 45-year-old Hiralal Aldis at sea aboard the Pyrosmalite as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hiralal tried to murder Patel. Bernadene Guillermo's brother, Capt. Patel Guillermo, ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Eva Aldis at sea aboard the Pyrosmalite as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eva tried to murder Patel. This was his second victim.
373.   Bernadene Guillermo's brother, Capt. Pascal Guillermo, murdered Donovan Noland in an act of revenge.