Narrative

299.   Horst Rayner Myke was born to Irma Myke and Darius Myke in the town of Normandy, on the island of Hornbeak. 16 people came to meet Horst Myke for the first time this year: Jordon Myke, Leorah Myke, Brunhilda Guillermo, Gilberto Myke, Jae Zollie, Stevy Zollie, Irma Myke, Lauree Myke, Darius Myke, Berty Myke, Warren Zollie, Horst Myke, Durante Gilles, Garcia Myke, Mohamad Myke, and Scot Myke. Shina Jordan people came to meet Horst Myke for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Horst this year.
300.   Horst is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
301.   Horst is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Horst Myke's younger sister, Cherie Myke, was born in Normandy. Horst Myke made 4 new friends this year: Sherri Gilles, Jules Gilles, Thorpe Noland, and Blinnie Noland.
302.   Horst is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Horst Myke made 4 new friends this year: Jules Gilles, Meghan Gilles, Shina Jordan, and Paul Noland.
303.   Horst has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Horst Myke's parents Darius Myke and Irma Myke divorced after 27 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Darius Myke and Irma Myke decided that Irma will stay in their house, and Darius will move out.
304.   Horst Myke turned 5. Horst Myke moved out of Jordan House in Normandy. Horst Myke moved into Myke House in Normandy. Horst Myke's mother Irma Myke married Darius Myke in Normandy, Hornbeak. Horst Myke's father Darius Myke married Irma Myke in Normandy, Hornbeak.
305.   Darius Myke moved to Dighton, 4 miles away from Normandy. Darius Myke caught word of an uninhabited house in Dighton, Hornbeak, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Horst Myke moved out of Myke House in Normandy. Horst Myke moved into Zollie House in Dighton. Horst Myke moved out of Zollie House in Normandy. Horst Myke made 4 new friends this year: Katharina Gilles, Goober Jordan, Rudolfo Noland, and Cele Noland.
306.   Horst Myke moved into Zollie House in Dighton. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Juli Jordan.
307.   Horst Myke made 4 new friends this year: Anna Gilles, Rickey Guillermo, Darius Myke, and Emmalynn Noland.
308.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Otto Noland. Horst just found out from Cele Noland that his family member Warren Zollie died in the wilderness of Hornbeak 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Cele had recently found this out from Otto Noland.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Horst this year.
309.   Horst Myke is now 10 years old. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Elric Gilles.
310.   Horst Myke met 3 new people this year: Blinnie Noland, Xaviera Gilles, and Derby Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Horst this year.
313.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Layla Guillermo.
314.   Horst Myke turned 15. Darius Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Darius Myke moved to Normandy, 4 miles away from Dighton. Darius Myke caught word of an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Horst Myke moved out of Zollie House in Dighton. Horst Myke moved into Gilles House in Normandy. Horst Myke moved out of Gilles House in Dighton. Horst Myke met 5 new people this year: Glen Myke, Merrilee Myke, Prentice Myke, Katerina Gilles, and Job Myke. Horst Myke made 4 new friends this year: Prentice Myke, Meghan Myke, Glen Myke, and Katlin Noland.
315.   Horst Myke made 4 new friends this year: Osbert Gilles, Bridget Gilles, Merrilee Myke, and Matthus Vaclav.
316.   Horst Myke's parents Darius Myke and Irma Myke divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Horst Myke met two new people this year, Lind Gilles and Lind Gilles. Horst visited with his family member Leorah Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Horst visited with his friend Lind Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Horst this year.
317.   Horst Myke is now 18 years old. Horst Myke is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
318.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Normie Myke. Horst Myke made 3 new friends this year: Normie Myke, Martynne Zollie, and Antonino Zollie.
319.   Horst Myke turned 20. Horst Myke's father, Darius Myke, was murdered in Normandy, Hornbeak by Martynne Myke; he was 66 years old. Horst Myke's brother, Matthaeus Myke, murdered Martynne Myke in an act of revenge.
320.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Ailyn Aldis.
323.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Fonzie Myke. Horst just found out from Matthus Vaclav that his mother Irma Myke died of natural causes in Dighton, Hornbeak 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Matthus had recently found this out from Matthus Vaclav.)
324.   Horst Myke is now 25 years old. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Rickey Gilles.
325.   Horst Myke is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Horst Myke met two new people this year, Skyler Gilles and Clarine Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Horst this year.
326.   Horst visited with his friend Elric Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Dighton, Hornbeak.
327.   Katerina Gilles had an affair with Horst Myke; she is now pregnant. Katerina Gilles had an affair with Horst Myke; Katerina's husband, Osbert Gilles, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Layla Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Horst this year.
328.   Katerina Gilles gave birth to a boy named Skyler Elric Gilles, after Skyler Aldis, of whom Horst Myke is the father. Horst Myke is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Horst visited with his friend Rudolfo Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
329.   Horst Myke is now 30 years old. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Tedman Myke.
330.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Madge Myke.
331.   Horst Myke met one new person this year, Tate Prasun.
332.   Horst Myke met two new people this year, Maxie Myke and Cherie Myke. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Horst this year.
335.   Horst Myke met 4 new people this year: Margalo Gilles, Freddy Gilles, Jordon Myke, and Sissy Myke. Horst just found out from Meghan Myke that one of his oldest friends, Osbert Gilles, was murdered in Hilliard, Hornbeak 5 years ago. Osbert and Horst first met 35 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak, but hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Meghan had recently found this out from Layla Gilles.) Horst just found out from Meghan Myke that his family member Mohamad Myke was murdered in Hilliard, Hornbeak 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 31 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Meghan had recently found this out from Layla Gilles.) Horst just found out from Meghan Myke that his nephew Normie Myke was murdered in Hilliard, Hornbeak 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Meghan had recently found this out from Layla Gilles.) Horst just found out from Prentice Myke that his son Skyler Gilles died in Hilliard, Hornbeak 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Prentice had recently found this out from Margalo Gilles.)
337.   Horst Myke met two new people this year, Jules Zollie and Aeriell Zollie.
338.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Horst this year.
339.   Horst Myke turned 40. Horst just found out from Matthaeus Myke that his uncle Jae Zollie died of natural causes in Vaclav, Hornbeak 22 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Matthaeus had recently found this out from Aeriell Zollie.) Horst just found out from Matthaeus Myke that his family member Stevy Zollie was murdered in Vaclav, Hornbeak 20 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Matthaeus had recently found this out from Aeriell Zollie.)
341.   Horst Myke is thinking about leaving Normandy, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Clarine Myke had an affair with Horst Myke. Clarine Myke had an affair with Horst Myke; Clarine's husband, Matthaeus Myke, did not find out. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Irma Myke. Horst just found out from Matthaeus Myke that his family member Brunhilda Myke died of natural causes in Logan, Hornbeak 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak. (Matthaeus had recently found this out from Irma Myke.)
344.   Horst Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Normandy, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Horst Myke decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Kenny Lake. Horst Myke moved out of Gilles House in Normandy. Horst Myke is attempting to find an open lot in Kenny Lake, Hornbeak, on which a house could be built. Horst Myke moved into Myke House in Kenny Lake. Horst Myke met 11 new people this year: Cherie Gilles, Allissa Myke, Torr Gilles, Mohamad Myke, Berkley Gilles, Estelle Gilles, Conan Myke, Trevar Gilles, Katlin Myke, Mohamad Myke, and Ajai Noland. Horst visited with his friend Jules Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Dighton, Hornbeak. Horst Myke made 8 new friends this year: Torr Gilles, Estelle Gilles, Trevar Gilles, Berkley Gilles, Allissa Myke, Mohamad Myke, Mohamad Myke, and Ajai Noland.
345.   Horst Myke is thinking about leaving Kenny Lake, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Horst Myke met one new person this year, Katlin Myke.
346.   Horst Myke met two new people this year, Burnaby Zollie and Lauryn Zollie. Horst just found out from Jules Gilles that his uncle Rickey Guillermo died of natural causes in Fishhook, Hornbeak 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Dighton, Hornbeak. (Jules had recently found this out from Burnaby Zollie.)
347.   Horst Myke is thinking about leaving Kenny Lake, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
348.   Horst Myke has fallen ill. Horst is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Jules Gilles, Berkley Gilles, Torr Gilles, Katlin Myke, Katlin Myke, Conan Myke, Mohamad Myke, Mohamad Myke, and Prentice Myke. Horst Myke died in Kenny Lake, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 49 years old. Horst Myke was laid to rest in the Kenny Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.