Narrative

299.   Fonzie Rickey Myke was born to Dacia Myke and Davidde Myke in the town of Logan, on the island of Hornbeak. 10 people came to meet Fonzie Myke for the first time this year: Matthaeus Myke, Dacia Myke, Cleland Myke, Cleland Myke, Meghan Myke, Letta Melvin, Davidde Myke, Rickey Guillermo, Bridget Guillermo, and Fonzie Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
300.   Fonzie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fonzie Myke's younger sister, Felicle Myke, was born in Logan.
301.   Fonzie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fonzie Myke's younger brother, Herby Myke, was born in Logan. Fonzie Myke's sister, Felicle Myke, died in Logan, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
302.   Fonzie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
303.   Fonzie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
304.   Fonzie Myke turned 5. Fonzie Myke's younger brother, Rickey Myke, was born in Logan. Fonzie Myke's brother, Rickey Myke, died in Logan, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
305.   Fonzie Myke made 5 new friends this year: Skyler Aldis, Layla Guillermo, Normie Myke, Sherri Noland, and Otto Noland.
306.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
307.   Fonzie Myke's younger sister, Irma Myke, was born in Logan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
309.   Fonzie Myke is now 10 years old.
311.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
314.   Fonzie Myke turned 15. Fonzie Myke's younger sister, Irma Myke, was born in Logan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
315.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
316.   Fonzie Myke is thinking about leaving Logan, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Fonzie visited with his uncle Cleland Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Logan, Hornbeak.
317.   Fonzie Myke turned 18. Fonzie Myke's younger brother, Jasper Myke, was born in Logan. Fonzie Myke met 3 new people this year: Lind Gilles, Jules Gilles, and Lind Gilles. Fonzie just found out from Ashlen Myke that his family member Merrilee Myke died in a freak accident in Normandy, Hornbeak 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Logan, Hornbeak. (Ashlen had recently found this out from Dacia Myke.) Fonzie Myke made 3 new friends this year: Leorah Gilles, Lind Gilles, and Cele Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
318.   Fonzie Myke's younger sister, Lynett Myke, was born in Logan. Fonzie Myke's brother, Jasper Myke, died in Logan, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
319.   Fonzie Myke turned 20. Fonzie Myke is thinking about leaving Logan, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Fonzie Myke met two new people this year, Trixie Myke and Glen Myke.
320.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
321.   Fonzie Myke made 3 new friends this year: Ailyn Aldis, Scot Myke, and Irma Myke.
323.   Fonzie Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Logan, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Fonzie Myke decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Normandy. Fonzie Myke moved out of Zollie House in Logan. Fonzie Myke caught word of an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Fonzie Myke moved into Aldis House in Normandy. Fonzie Myke met one new person this year, Job Myke. Fonzie visited with his family member Prentice Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Logan, Hornbeak. Fonzie visited with his uncle Matthaeus Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Logan, Hornbeak. Fonzie visited with his family member Bridget Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Logan, Hornbeak. Fonzie visited with his friend Meghan Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Logan, Hornbeak. Fonzie Myke made 5 new friends this year: Osbert Gilles, Katerina Gilles, Job Myke, Horst Myke, and Matthus Vaclav.
324.   Fonzie Myke turned 25. Fonzie Myke met one new person this year, Rickey Gilles.
325.   Fonzie Myke met one new person this year, Clarine Aldis.
326.   Fonzie Myke met two new people this year, Skyler Gilles and Elric Gilles.
327.   Fonzie Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Normandy, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Fonzie Myke decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Hilliard. Fonzie Myke moved out of Aldis House in Normandy. Fonzie Myke caught word of an uninhabited house in Hilliard, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Fonzie Myke moved into Aldis House in Hilliard. Fonzie Myke met 4 new people this year: Mohamad Myke, Estelle Myke, Allissa Myke, and Jordon Myke. Fonzie Myke made 4 new friends this year: Estelle Myke, Emmalynn Myke, Anna Myke, and Jordon Myke.
328.   Fonzie Myke met two new people this year, Skyler Gilles and Layla Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
329.   Fonzie Myke turned 30. Fonzie Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Hilliard, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Fonzie Myke decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Dighton. Fonzie Myke moved out of Aldis House in Hilliard. Fonzie Myke found an uninhabited house in Dighton, Hornbeak, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Fonzie Myke moved into Guillermo House in Dighton.
339.   Fonzie Myke is now 40 years old.
348.   Fonzie Myke met two new people this year, Burnaby Zollie and Lauryn Zollie. Fonzie just found out from Lauryn Zollie that his family member Normie Myke was murdered in Hilliard, Hornbeak 18 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Hilliard, Hornbeak.
349.   Fonzie Myke is now 50 years old. Fonzie Myke met one new person this year, Ardene Zollie.
352.   Fonzie is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Meghan Melvin; they first met 53 years ago in Logan, Hornbeak and last saw each other 27 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
359.   Fonzie Myke turned 60.
360.   Fonzie Myke has fallen ill. Fonzie is on his deathbed, but has received no visitors. Fonzie Myke died in Dighton, Hornbeak, of natural causes; he was 61 years old. Since Fonzie Myke was the only person in Dighton, he was not buried or given a gravestone.