Openness to experience: unopen (takes after Noelani Jordan) Conscientiousness: unconscientious (takes after Johann Jordan) Extroversion: extroverted (takes after Noelani Jordan) Agreeableness: agreeable (takes after Johann Jordan) Neuroticism: neurotic (takes after Noelani Jordan)
295. Goober Skyler Jordan was born to Noelani Jordan and Johann Jordan in the town of Hilliard, on the island of Hornbeak. He is named after his mother's uncle, Goober Aldis. 4 people came to meet Goober Jordan for the first time this year: Johann Jordan, Lucien Jordan, Noelani Jordan, and Goober Jordan. Goober Jordan's brother, Lucien Jordan, died in Hilliard, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Johann Jordan moved to Dighton, 3 miles away from Hilliard. Johann Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Dighton, Hornbeak, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Goober Jordan moved out of Quinn House in Hilliard. Goober Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Hilliard. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year. 296. Goober is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Goober Jordan's younger sister, Meghan Jordan, was born in the town of Dighton, on the island of Hornbeak. Goober Jordan's parents Johann Jordan and Noelani Jordan divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Goober Jordan moved into Zollie House in Dighton. Johann Jordan and Noelani Jordan decided that Noelani will stay in their house, and Johann will move out. 297. Goober is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Goober Jordan's sister, Meghan Jordan, died in Dighton, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. 298. Goober is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 299. Goober has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. 300. Goober Jordan turned 5. Goober Jordan's younger brother, Johann Jordan, was born in Dighton. Goober Jordan's mother, Noelani Jordan, took her own life in Dighton, Hornbeak; she was 26 years old. Goober Jordan's brother, Johann Jordan, died in Dighton, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. 303. Goober Jordan met 3 new people this year: Thorpe Noland, Katharina Gilles, and Bridget Myke. Goober Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Jules Gilles, Anna Gilles, Bobbie Gilles, Katharina Gilles, Rickey Guillermo, Jenny Myke, Garcia Myke, and Thorpe Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year. 305. Goober Jordan turned 10. Goober Jordan met 3 new people this year: Horst Myke, Cherie Myke, and Jules Gilles. Goober Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Jules Gilles, Irma Myke, and Horst Myke. 306. Goober Jordan met one new person this year, Blinnie Gilles. 308. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year. 309. Goober Jordan met one new person this year, Blinnie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year. 310. Goober Jordan is now 15 years old. Goober Jordan met one new person this year, Xaviera Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year. 311. Goober Jordan met two new people this year, Travis Gilles and Derby Noland. 313. Goober Jordan turned 18. Goober Jordan decided to leave Dighton; he will do so shortly. Goober Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Dighton. Goober Jordan is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Goober Jordan stopped in the wilderness 50 miles east of Dighton. Goober reunited with his grandfather Skyler Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Dighton, Hornbeak. Goober reunited with his father Johann Jordan, who he hasn't seen since 11 years ago in Dighton, Hornbeak. 315. Goober Jordan turned 20. Goober Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Hornbeak, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. 316. Goober Jordan murdered 24-year-old Meryl Zollie in the wilderness of Wilderness of Hornbeak. Goober Jordan was murdered by Pepito Aldis in an act of revenge. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Goober Jordan died, he was not buried or given a gravestone. Goober Jordan attempted to murder Pepito Aldis as revenge for the latter's murder of Skyler Aldis, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however.