Narrative

281.   Ashton August Noland was born to Lamb Noland and Silvester Noland in the town of Gilles Hill, on the island of Burmuda. 14 people came to meet Ashton Noland for the first time this year: Lamb Gilles, Taddeus Noland, Albertina Gilles, Zach Gilles, Powell Gilles, Capt. Sumner Gilles, Lamb Noland, Rica Gilles, Teodorico Gilles, Paul Noland, Belicia Gilles, Ashton Noland, Silvester Noland, and Glen Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
282.   Ashton is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ashton Noland's younger brother, Paul Noland, was born in Gilles Hill. Ashton Noland's brother, Paul Noland, died in Gilles Hill, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
283.   Ashton is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ashton Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lamb Gilles, Rica Gilles, and Paul Noland.
284.   Ashton is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
285.   Ashton has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ashton Noland's younger brother, Eddy Noland, was born in Gilles Hill. In Gilles House, their home, Ashton is attending to Lamb Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ashton Noland's brother, Eddy Noland, died in Gilles Hill, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
286.   Ashton Noland is now 5 years old.
288.   Ashton Noland's younger brother, Carey Noland, was born in Gilles Hill. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
289.   Ashton Noland's younger sister, Diann Noland, was born in Gilles Hill. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
291.   Ashton Noland is now 10 years old. Ashton Noland's younger sister, Almeta Noland, was born in Gilles Hill. Ashton visited his grandmother, Glen Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Gilles House, their home, Ashton is attending to Rica Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ashton visited his aunt, Belicia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ashton visited his father, Silvester Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ashton Noland's father, Silvester Noland, died in Gilles Hill, Burmuda, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 35 years old. Ashton visited his uncle, Teodorico Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in Gilles Hill; four people died. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
296.   Ashton Noland turned 15.
297.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
298.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
299.   Ashton Noland turned 18. Ashton visited his friend Fannie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Gilles Hill, Burmuda, where they meet now for the last time.
300.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
301.   Ashton Noland is now 20 years old.
302.   Ashton Noland married Albertina Noland in Gilles Hill, Burmuda. In Gilles House, their home, Ashton is attending to Capt. Sumner Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
303.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Darcie Lamb Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. Ashton Noland's mother Lamb Noland married Zach Gilles in Gilles Hill, Burmuda. Lamb Noland is now named Lamb Gilles. Ashton Noland's daughter, Darcie Noland, died in Gilles Hill, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
304.   Ashton Noland's younger half-sister, Eleni Gilles, was born in the town of Gilles Hill, on the island of Burmuda. Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Carmon Lamb Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. Albertina Noland had an affair with Taddeus Noland; Albertina's husband, Ashton Noland, did not find out. Ashton visited his uncle, Zach Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ashton Noland's daughter, Carmon Noland, died in Gilles Hill, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Ashton Noland decided to leave Gilles Hill, but his wife Albertina Noland argued timidly against the idea; Ashton was convinced and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
305.   Ashton Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Ashton Noland's younger half-brother, Zach Gilles, was born in the town of Gilles Hill, on the island of Burmuda. Albertina Noland gave birth to a boy named Sumner Cleland Noland, after Capt. Sumner Gilles, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
306.   Ashton Noland turned 25. Ashton Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Quentin Diann Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
307.   Ashton Noland decided to leave Gilles Hill, and his wife Albertina Noland argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Ashton Noland's wife, Albertina Noland, and children, Quentin Noland, Yehudi Noland, Corrie Noland, Lemmie Noland, and Sumner Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Ashton. Ashton Noland moved out of Gilles House in Gilles Hill. Ashton Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Burmuda at a steady pace. Ashton Noland stopped in the woods just outside Gilles Hill.
308.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a boy named Fonzie Elbert Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
309.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a boy named Ashton Sumner Noland; he is named for his father Ashton August Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
310.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Lamb Min Noland, after Lamb Prasun, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. Ashton Noland has decided to leave Wilderness of Burmuda; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Albertina Noland. Ashton Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Burmuda at a swift pace. Ashton Noland traveled 93 miles north in the wilderness of Burmuda. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
311.   Ashton Noland is now 30 years old. Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Cheri Albertina Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. Ashton Noland's daughter, Lamb Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Burmuda from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
312.   Ashton Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Burmuda, but his wife Albertina Noland argued timidly against the idea; Ashton was convinced and will stay afterall. Ashton just found out from Taddeus Noland that his mother Lamb Gilles died in Gilles Hill, Burmuda 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Gilles Hill, Burmuda. (Taddeus had recently found this out from Carey Noland.)
313.   Ashton Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Burmuda, but his wife Albertina Noland argued vehemently against the idea; Ashton dropped the subject and will stay afterall.
314.   Ashton Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Ashton Noland moved into Noland House in Deerfield. Albertina Noland, Sumner Noland, Corrie Noland, Quentin Noland, Yehudi Noland, Cheri Noland, Fonzie Noland, Ashton Noland, Lemmie Noland, Ashton Noland, Albertina Noland, Quentin Noland, Corrie Noland, Lemmie Noland, Sumner Noland, Fonzie Noland, Ashton Noland, and Cheri Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Burmuda called Deerfield.
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318.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Cindee Min Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. Ashton Noland's daughter, Cindee Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
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320.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a boy named Sting Niven Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
321.   Ashton Noland turned 40. Albertina Noland gave birth to a boy named Hasty Sanson Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father.
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325.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a girl named Gera Janine Noland, after Gera Aldis, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. Ashton Noland's daughter, Gera Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
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328.   Albertina Noland gave birth to a boy named Gerrard Jerome Noland, of whom Ashton Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ashton this year.
331.   Ashton Noland turned 50.
332.   In Noland House, their home, Ashton is attending to Albertina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ashton Noland's wife, Albertina Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, of natural causes; she was 60 years old.
341.   Ashton Noland turned 60.
344.   Ashton Noland's son, Hasty Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, after a freak accident; he was 23 years old.
347.   Ashton Noland had a sexual liaison with Corrie Noland. Ashton is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Capt. Sumner Gilles; they first met 66 years ago in Gilles Hill, Burmuda and last saw each other 45 years ago in Gilles Hill, Burmuda.
348.   Ashton Noland has fallen ill. Ashton is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Sumner Noland, Corrie Noland, Yehudi Noland, Cheri Noland, Gerrard Noland, Fonzie Noland, Ashton Noland, Lemmie Noland, and Quentin Noland. Ashton Noland died in Deerfield, Burmuda, of natural causes; he was 67 years old. Ashton Noland was laid to rest in the Deerfield cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.