Narrative

308.   Fonzie Elbert Noland was born to Albertina Noland and Ashton Noland in the wilderness of the island of Burmuda. 8 people came to meet Fonzie Noland for the first time this year: Albertina Noland, Ashton Noland, Paul Noland, Quentin Noland, Yehudi Noland, Corrie Noland, Lemmie Noland, and Sumner Noland. Fonzie Noland people came to meet Fonzie Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
309.   Fonzie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fonzie Noland's younger brother, Ashton Noland, was born in Wilderness of Burmuda. Taddeus Noland people came to meet Fonzie Noland for the first time.
310.   Fonzie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fonzie Noland's younger sister, Lamb Noland, was born in Wilderness of Burmuda. Ashton Noland traveled 93 miles north in the wilderness of Burmuda.
311.   Fonzie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fonzie Noland's younger sister, Cheri Noland, was born in Wilderness of Burmuda. Fonzie Noland's sister, Lamb Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Burmuda from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
312.   Fonzie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Fonzie Noland met one new person this year, Carey Noland. Fonzie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lemmie Noland, Taddeus Noland, and Quentin Noland.
313.   Fonzie Noland is now 5 years old.
314.   Ashton Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Fonzie Noland moved into Noland House in Deerfield. Fonzie Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Burmuda. Albertina Noland, Sumner Noland, Corrie Noland, Quentin Noland, Yehudi Noland, Cheri Noland, Fonzie Noland, Ashton Noland, Lemmie Noland, Ashton Noland, Albertina Noland, Quentin Noland, Corrie Noland, Lemmie Noland, Sumner Noland, Fonzie Noland, Ashton Noland, and Cheri Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Burmuda called Deerfield.
315.   Fonzie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ashton Noland, Ashton Noland, and Yehudi Noland.
318.   Fonzie Noland is now 10 years old. Fonzie Noland's younger sister, Cindee Noland, was born in Deerfield. Fonzie Noland's sister, Cindee Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
320.   Fonzie Noland's younger brother, Sting Noland, was born in Deerfield. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
321.   Fonzie Noland's younger brother, Hasty Noland, was born in Deerfield. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
323.   Fonzie Noland is now 15 years old.
325.   Fonzie Noland's younger sister, Gera Noland, was born in Deerfield. Fonzie Noland's sister, Gera Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
326.   Fonzie Noland turned 18.
328.   Fonzie Noland turned 20. Fonzie Noland's younger brother, Gerrard Noland, was born in Deerfield. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonzie this year.
332.   In Noland House, their home, Fonzie is attending to Albertina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fonzie Noland's mother, Albertina Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, of natural causes; she was 60 years old.
333.   Fonzie Noland turned 25.
338.   Fonzie Noland is now 30 years old.
344.   Fonzie Noland's brother, Hasty Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, after a freak accident; he was 23 years old.
348.   Fonzie Noland turned 40. In Noland House, their home, Fonzie is attending to Ashton Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fonzie Noland's father, Ashton Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, of natural causes; he was 67 years old.
352.   In Noland House, their home, Fonzie is attending to Cheri Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fonzie Noland's sister, Cheri Noland, died in Deerfield, Burmuda, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 41 years old. Fonzie Noland has fallen ill. Fonzie is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Sumner Noland, Corrie Noland, Yehudi Noland, Ashton Noland, Lemmie Noland, and Quentin Noland. Fonzie Noland died in Deerfield, Burmuda, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 44 years old. Fonzie Noland was laid to rest in the Deerfield cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.