Narrative

277.   Bernie Matthieu Aldis was born to Cristabel Aldis and Irwin Aldis in the town of Three Way, on the island of Gloucester. He is named after his uncle, Bernie Aldis. 22 people came to meet Bernie Aldis for the first time this year: Karlee Jordan, Bernie Aldis, Gusti Zollie, Hale Jordan, Dinny Aldis, Janina Jordan, Rog Jordan, Bernie Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Thom Aldis, Bernardine Aldis, Rafaela Jordan, Cristabel Aldis, Albertine Aldis, Saunderson Zollie, Hannah Aldis, Korney Jordan, Eva Aldis, Bernie Aldis, Rolf Aldis, Rodrigo Jordan, and Saunderson Zollie. Dana Jordan people came to meet Bernie Aldis for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
278.   Bernie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernie Aldis's younger brother, Carey Aldis, was born in Three Way. Bernie visited his great-grandfather, Rolf Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bernie Aldis's brother, Carey Aldis, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Irwin Aldis moved to Pollard, 11 miles away from Three Way. Irwin Aldis found an uninhabited house in Pollard, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Bernie Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Three Way. Bernie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Pollard. Bernie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Staford Aldis, Andrej Aldis, and Slim Aldis.
279.   Bernie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernie Aldis's younger brother, Webster Aldis, was born in Pollard. Bernie visited his friend Staford Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bernie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Giffie Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Jobie Zollie, and Neville Zollie.
280.   Bernie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bernie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Thom Aldis, Giordano Aldis, and Carey Jordan.
281.   Bernie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Bernie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Krystyna Aldis, Amalle Aldis, and Viki Aldis.
282.   Bernie Aldis is now 5 years old. Bernie Aldis met two new people this year, Woodrow Aldis and Floria Aldis.
283.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Northrop Aldis. Bernie Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Webster Aldis, Floria Aldis, Woodrow Aldis, Tyrone Aldis, Dinny Jordan, Roice Jordan, and Roddy Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
284.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Arlo Aldis. Bernie Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Northrop Aldis, Arlo Aldis, Jeanie Jordan, Cris Jordan, and Angy Jordan.
285.   Bernie Aldis's younger brother, Mason Aldis, was born in Pollard. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
286.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Glenna Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
287.   Bernie Aldis is now 10 years old. Bernie visited his friend Neville Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Pollard, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time.
288.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Ardelle Aldis.
289.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Gian Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
291.   Bernie visited his friend Andrej Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Pollard, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Irwin Aldis moved to Three Way, 11 miles away from Pollard. Irwin Aldis was told of an uninhabited house in Three Way, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Bernie Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pollard. Bernie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Three Way. Bernie Aldis met 6 new people this year: Cesya Zollie, Orville Jordan, Lea Jordan, Ahmed Jordan, Marget Jordan, and Lib Jordan. Bernie visited with his friend Melisa Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Miranda Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Steffie Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Marietta Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Mendel Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Brianne Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Nicole Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his family member Korney Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Rodrigo Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Melisa Jordan, Higgins Jordan, Orville Jordan, Ahmed Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Marget Jordan, Lea Jordan, Miranda Jordan, and Kevin Zollie.
292.   Bernie Aldis is now 15 years old. Bernie Aldis's younger sister, Eva Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, on the island of Gloucester. Bernie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Three Way. Bernie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Brianne Jordan, Lib Jordan, Mendel Jordan, and Nicole Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
293.   Bernie Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Eva Aldis, Rodrigo Jordan, Gian Jordan, Marietta Jordan, and Viviana Jordan.
294.   Bernie Aldis met two new people this year, Belinda Jordan and Viki Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
295.   Bernie Aldis is now 18 years old. Bernie Aldis is planning to move to a smaller town. Bernie Aldis moved to Tuntutuliak, 10 miles away from Three Way. Bernie Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Three Way. Bernie Aldis found an uninhabited house in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Bernie Aldis moved into Zollie House in Tuntutuliak. Bernie Aldis met 11 new people this year: Alphonso Jordan, Ursala Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Chrisy Jordan, Garrot Jordan, Tammi Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Nanni Zollie, Arne Jordan, Tammi Jordan, and Gene Jordan. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Neville Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Donald Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Chrisy Jordan, Sean Jordan, Korney Jordan, Tammi Jordan, Marietta Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Ursala Jordan, Rufus Jordan, and Saunderson Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
296.   Bernie Aldis married Corrina Jordan in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Corrina Jordan is now named Corrina Aldis. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Nikita Jordan. Bernie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Donald Jordan, Garrot Jordan, Gene Jordan, and Alphonso Jordan.
297.   Bernie Aldis turned 20. Corrina Aldis gave birth to a girl named Cristabel Jenilee Aldis, after Cristabel Aldis, of whom Bernie Aldis is the father. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Essie Aldis. Bernie caught up with an old acquaintance, Bird Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Pollard, Gloucester. Bernie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Corrina Aldis, Neville Jordan, and Garrot Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
298.   Bernie Aldis met 3 new people this year: Sigmund Zollie, Cristabel Jordan, and Rafaela Jordan. Bernie Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Essie Aldis, Bird Aldis, Cristabel Aldis, Cristabel Jordan, Nikita Jordan, Tammi Jordan, and Rafaela Jordan.
299.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Giordano Aldis.
300.   Corrina Aldis gave birth to a girl named Isador Emeline Aldis, of whom Bernie Aldis is the father. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Murdoch Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
301.   Corrina Aldis gave birth to a boy named Barnaby Bernie Aldis, of whom Bernie Aldis is the father. Corrina Aldis had an affair with Neville Jordan; Corrina's husband, Bernie Aldis, did not find out. Bernie visited his uncle, Saunderson Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Buster Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
302.   Bernie Aldis turned 25. Bernie Aldis's wife, Corrina Aldis, took her own life in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester; she was 25 years old. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Brianne Zollie.
303.   Bernie visited his friend Garrot Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time.
304.   Bird Jordan had an affair with Bernie Aldis; she is now pregnant. Bird Jordan had an affair with Bernie Aldis; Bird's husband, Marietta Jordan, did not find out.
305.   Bird Jordan gave birth to a boy named Danie Warner Jordan, of whom Bernie Aldis is the father. Bernie just found out from Coral Jordan that his mother Cristabel Aldis died of disease in Three Way, Gloucester 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Coral had recently found this out from Ahmed Jordan.) Bernie visited with his friend Ahmed Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester.
307.   Bernie Aldis is now 30 years old. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Sacha Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
308.   Bernie visited his friend Coral Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Ingelbert Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
309.   Bernie Aldis met 5 new people this year: Erin Jordan, Rhett Jordan, Jacques Jordan, Bernie Jordan, and Karlee Jordan. Bernie visited with his family member Korney Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Cristabel Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Alphonso Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Rafaela Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Bernie Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Barnaby Aldis, Erin Jordan, Jacques Jordan, Bernie Jordan, and Riane Jordan.
310.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Tiana Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
311.   Garrot Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Tuntutuliak for an expedition on the Centumviral, which Garrot Jordan has agreed to lead. Bernie Aldis declined an invitation from Garrot Jordan to leave Tuntutuliak on the Centumviral, due to considerations of Garrot Jordan's inexperience as a ship captain. Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Stevie Jordan. Bernie just found out from Giordano Aldis that his family member Dallas Aldis died of natural causes in Three Way, Gloucester 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. (Giordano had recently found this out from Giordano Aldis.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
312.   Bernie Aldis met two new people this year, Fanechka Jordan and Roxanne Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
313.   Bernie visited his friend Ursala Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Bernie visited with his friend Nicole Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Cris Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie Aldis is worrying about his son Danie Jordan, who 2 years ago left for a voyage on the Centumviral and hasn't been heard from since.
314.   Bernie Aldis is worrying about his son Danie Jordan, who 3 years ago left for a voyage on the Centumviral and hasn't been heard from since.
315.   Bernie Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Bernie Aldis moved to Three Way, 10 miles away from Tuntutuliak. Bernie Aldis moved out of Zollie House in Tuntutuliak. Bernie Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Three Way, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Bernie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Three Way. Bernie Aldis met 12 new people this year: Steffie Jordan, Kalie Jordan, Ignaz Aldis, Roberto Aldis, Cristabel Jordan, Rosetta Jordan, Zorana Jordan, Cris Jordan, Emmanuel Aldis, Yancey Jordan, Hellene Jordan, and Geneva Jordan. Bernie just found out from Isabelita Jordan that his father Irwin Aldis died of natural causes in Three Way, Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Isabelita had recently found this out from Isabelita Jordan.) Bernie visited with his friend Cesya Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Isabelita Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Neville Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Carey Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Orville Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Lea Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Hendrick Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Woodrow Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Amandi Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie reunited with his brother Webster Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie visited with his friend Marget Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie reunited with his sister Eva Jordan, who he hasn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Bernie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Roberto Aldis, Cesya Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, and Rosetta Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year. Bernie Aldis is worrying about his son Danie Jordan, who 4 years ago left for a voyage on the Centumviral and hasn't been heard from since.
316.   Bernie Aldis met one new person this year, Siana Jordan. Bernie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Kalie Jordan, Yancey Jordan, and Siana Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bernie this year.
317.   Bernie Aldis turned 40. Bernie Aldis has fallen ill. Bernie is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Ignaz Aldis, Isador Aldis, Barnaby Aldis, Emmanuel Aldis, Amandi Aldis, Cristabel Aldis, Roberto Aldis, Woodrow Aldis, Lea Aldis, Webster Aldis, Cesya Jordan, Rosetta Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Isabelita Jordan, Neville Jordan, Yancey Jordan, Orville Jordan, Marielle Jordan, Arne Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Siana Jordan, Ahmed Jordan, Marget Jordan, Kalie Jordan, Saunderson Jordan, Eva Jordan, and Carey Jordan. Bernie Aldis died in Three Way, Gloucester, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 40 years old. Bernie Aldis was laid to rest in the Three Way cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
319.   Bernie Aldis's sister, Eva Jordan, murdered 57-year-old Giffie Aldis in Pollard, Gloucester.
323.   Bernie Aldis's son Danie Jordan married Evangelina Zollie in Mount Hope, New Waterford. Bernie Aldis's son Barnaby Aldis married Brianne Jordan in Pollard, Gloucester. Brianne Jordan is now named Brianne Aldis.
324.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Katha Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Bernie's son, Danie Jordan.
326.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Lemar Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Bernie's son, Danie Jordan. Bernie Aldis's daughter Cristabel Aldis married Ignaz Aldis in Three Way, Gloucester.
327.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Chrissie Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
328.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Webster Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
329.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Orville Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
332.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Enrichetta Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Bernie's son, Danie Jordan.
333.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Alyss Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Bernie's son, Danie Jordan. Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Irwin Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
335.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Jemima Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Bernie's son, Danie Jordan. Bernie Aldis's son Barnaby Aldis and Brianne Aldis divorced after 12 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
338.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Mason Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
339.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Sybilla Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Bernie's son, Danie Jordan.
343.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Kellen Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
344.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Roslyn Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Bernie's daughter, Cristabel Aldis.
345.   Bernie Aldis's daughter Cristabel Aldis and Ignaz Aldis divorced after 19 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Ignaz Aldis and Cristabel Aldis decided that their children, Chrissie, Mason, Kellen, and Roslyn, will live with Cristabel.
349.   Bernie Aldis's son Barnaby Aldis married Tammi Jordan in the wilderness of Gloucester; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Gloucester.
350.   Bernie Aldis's grandchild, named Cristabel Aldis, was born in the town of Grandview, Gloucester; the child's father is Bernie's son, Barnaby Aldis.
360.   Bernie Aldis's grandson, Lemar Jordan, murdered Alex Gilles in an act of revenge.