Narrative

249.   Kelcey Kanya Aldis was born to Eva Aldis and Bernie Aldis in the town of Three Way, on the island of Gloucester. 15 people came to meet Kelcey Aldis for the first time this year: Jobye Aldis, Laurice Aldis, Rolf Aldis, Emmery Zollie, Hussein Zollie, Jenilee Zollie, Toby Zollie, Rafaela Aldis, Allyson Aldis, Dallas Aldis, Eva Aldis, Kelcey Aldis, Bernie Aldis, Saunderson Zollie, and Bernie Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
250.   Kelcey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kelcey Aldis's younger brother, Morlee Aldis, was born in Three Way. Kelcey Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Bernardine Aldis, Jobye Aldis, and Emmery Zollie.
251.   Kelcey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kelcey Aldis's younger brother, Irwin Aldis, was born in Three Way. Kelcey Aldis's brother, Morlee Aldis, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
252.   Kelcey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kelcey Aldis's younger brother, Bernie Aldis, was born in Three Way. Kelcey visited her cousin, Allyson Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kelcey visited her brother, Toby Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kelcey Aldis's half-brother, Toby Zollie, died in Three Way, Gloucester, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 14 years old. Kelcey Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Laurice Aldis, Marietta Jordan, and Jenilee Zollie.
253.   Kelcey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
254.   Kelcey Aldis is now 5 years old. Kelcey visited her grandmother, Jenilee Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
255.   Kelcey Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Bernie Aldis, Rafaela Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Hale Jordan, Forest Zollie, Matthieu Zollie, and Vonnie Zollie.
256.   Kelcey Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Simona Aldis, Rolf Aldis, Bernie Aldis, Dallas Aldis, Nicole Jordan, Tim Jordan, Eva Zollie, and Luciano Zollie.
257.   Kelcey Aldis met 3 new people this year: Meryl Jordan, Alvin Zollie, and Meier Zollie. Kelcey Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Alvin Zollie, Stephan Zollie, and Hussein Zollie.
258.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
259.   Kelcey Aldis is now 10 years old.
260.   Kelcey Aldis met one new person this year, Isabelita Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
261.   Kelcey Aldis's younger half-sister, Dinny Aldis, was born in the town of Three Way, on the island of Gloucester. Kelcey Aldis's younger sister, Anatola Aldis, was born in Three Way. Kelcey visited her friend Luciano Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Kelcey visited her friend Hale Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Kelcey Aldis's sister, Anatola Aldis, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Kelcey Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Isabelita Jordan, Steffie Zollie, and Lazar Zollie.
262.   Kelcey Aldis's younger sister, Albertine Aldis, was born in Three Way. Kelcey Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Albertine Aldis, Dinny Aldis, Garrot Jordan, and Coral Jordan.
263.   Kelcey Aldis met one new person this year, Kanya Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
264.   Kelcey Aldis is now 15 years old. Kelcey Aldis's younger sister, Hannah Aldis, was born in Three Way. Kelcey Aldis met one new person this year, Hendrick Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
265.   Kelcey Aldis met one new person this year, Amandi Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
266.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
267.   Kelcey Aldis is now 18 years old.
268.   Kelcey Aldis met one new person this year, Marietta Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
269.   Kelcey Aldis is now 20 years old. Kelcey Aldis is thinking about leaving Three Way, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Kelcey Aldis decided to leave Three Way; she will do so shortly. Kelcey Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Three Way. Kelcey Aldis is moving north from Wilderness of Gloucester at a swift pace. Kelcey Aldis stopped in the wilderness 14 miles north of Three Way. Kelcey just found out from Lazar Zollie that her grandfather Forest Zollie died in the wilderness of Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Lazar had recently found this out from Lib Zollie.)
270.   Hale Jordan had an affair with Kelcey Aldis; she is now pregnant. Hale Jordan had an affair with Kelcey Aldis; Hale's wife, Rafaela Jordan, did not find out.
271.   Kelcey Aldis gave birth to a girl named Jenilee Eva Aldis, after Jenilee Zollie, of whom Hale Jordan is the father. Kelcey Aldis married Trevar Jordan in the wilderness of Gloucester; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Gloucester, along with child Jenilee Aldis. Kelcey Aldis is now named Kelcey Jordan. Trevar Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Gloucester, but his wife Kelcey Jordan argued passionately against the idea; Trevar dropped the subject and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
272.   Kelcey Jordan gave birth to a girl named Teri Auria Jordan, of whom Trevar Jordan is the father. Trevar Jordan had an affair with Lavena Zollie; Trevar's wife, Kelcey Jordan, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Kelcey Jordan's daughter, Jenilee Aldis, died alone in the wilderness of Gloucester of starvation; she was only a year old. Trevar Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Gloucester, but his wife Kelcey Jordan argued against the idea; Trevar acquiesced and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
273.   Kelcey Jordan gave birth to a boy named Demetre Fredric Jordan, of whom Trevar Jordan is the father. Kelcey Jordan's daughter, Teri Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Gloucester from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Trevar Jordan has decided to leave Wilderness of Gloucester; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Kelcey Jordan. Trevar Jordan traveled 8 miles south in the wilderness of Gloucester. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kelcey this year.
274.   Kelcey Jordan turned 25. Kelcey Jordan gave birth to a girl named Danny Pegeen Jordan, of whom Trevar Jordan is the father. Kelcey Jordan's daughter, Danny Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Gloucester from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Trevar Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Gloucester, and his wife Kelcey Jordan enthusiastically agreed; they will do so shortly. Trevar Jordan's wife, Kelcey Jordan, and children, Demetre Jordan, and Saunderson Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Trevar. Trevar Jordan traveled 16 miles north in the wilderness of Gloucester. Kelcey Jordan met one new person this year, Saunderson Jordan.
275.   Kelcey Jordan gave birth to a girl named Albertine Janot Jordan, after Albertine Aldis, of whom Trevar Jordan is the father. Kelcey Jordan's son, Demetre Jordan, was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Gloucester by Tim Jordan; he was 2 years old. Kelcey Jordan died alone in the wilderness of Gloucester of starvation; she was 26 years old. Trevar Jordan came across Kelcey Jordan's body in the wilderness of Gloucester and buried her there with a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's name or birth year, and so put 'Unknown' for both.
279.   Kelcey Jordan's half-sister, Dallas Aldis, murdered 9-year-old Saunderson Jordan in the wilderness of Wilderness of Gloucester.
304.   Kelcey Jordan's daughter Albertine Jordan married Northrop Aldis in the wilderness of Gloucester; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Gloucester.
305.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Sandy Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
306.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Rogers Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
307.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Eva Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
308.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Reg Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
310.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Marjorie Aldis, was born in the town of Hoover, Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
311.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Darian Aldis, was born in the town of Hoover, Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
313.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Gustavus Aldis, was born in the town of Hoover, Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
317.   Kelcey Jordan's daughter Albertine Aldis and Northrop Aldis divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Northrop Aldis and Albertine Aldis decided that their children, Sandy, Rogers, Eva, Darian, and Gustavus, will live with Albertine.
318.   Kelcey Jordan's grandchild, named Philipa Aldis, was born in the town of Hoover, Gloucester; the child's mother is Kelcey's daughter, Albertine Aldis.
328.   Kelcey Jordan's daughter Albertine Aldis married Moises Aldis in Hoover, Gloucester.
334.   Kelcey Jordan's grandson, Gustavus Aldis, murdered 63-year-old Giordano Aldis in the wilderness of Wilderness of Gloucester.
338.   Kelcey Jordan's daughter Albertine Aldis and Moises Aldis divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had one child together.