Narrative

282.   Chrisy Chadwick Jordan was born to Ursala Jordan and Fergus Zollie in the town of Tuntutuliak, on the island of Gloucester. 12 people came to meet Chrisy Jordan for the first time this year: Alphonso Jordan, Corrina Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Gene Jordan, Sean Jordan, Tammi Jordan, Chrisy Jordan, Bernie Aldis, Ursala Jordan, Fergus Zollie, Marietta Jordan, and Saunderson Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
283.   Chrisy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
284.   Chrisy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
285.   Chrisy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
286.   Chrisy has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
287.   Chrisy Jordan turned 5.
288.   Chrisy Jordan met one new person this year, Eugen Jordan. Chrisy Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Donald Jordan, Garrot Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Eugen Jordan, and Saunderson Jordan.
290.   Chrisy Jordan met two new people this year, Garrot Jordan and Tyrone Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
291.   Chrisy Jordan met two new people this year, Andromache Zollie and Amalle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
292.   Chrisy Jordan turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
294.   Chrisy Jordan's father, Fergus Zollie, took his own life in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester; he was 66 years old. Chrisy Jordan met one new person this year, Korney Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
295.   Chrisy Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Bernie Aldis, Arne Jordan, and Korney Jordan.
296.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
297.   Chrisy Jordan is now 15 years old. Chrisy Jordan met one new person this year, Essie Aldis. Chrisy Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Essie Aldis, Bird Aldis, Giordano Aldis, and Alphonso Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
298.   Chrisy Jordan is planning to move to a neighboring town. Chrisy Jordan moved to Three Way, 10 miles away from Tuntutuliak. Chrisy Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Tuntutuliak. Chrisy Jordan caught word of an uninhabited house in Three Way, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Chrisy Jordan moved into Aldis House in Three Way. Chrisy Jordan met 16 new people this year: Edy Jordan, Ahmed Jordan, Gian Jordan, Glenna Jordan, Cesya Zollie, Rosetta Jordan, Eva Aldis, Viki Jordan, Northrop Aldis, Amandi Aldis, Kevin Zollie, Mason Aldis, Saunderson Jordan, Marget Jordan, Hellene Jordan, and Miranda Jordan. Chrisy Jordan made 23 new friends this year: Northrop Aldis, Woodrow Aldis, Amandi Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Webster Aldis, Bird Jordan, Rosetta Jordan, Orville Jordan, Isabelita Jordan, Carey Jordan, Viki Jordan, Lea Jordan, Higgins Jordan, Lib Jordan, Glenna Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Gian Jordan, Marietta Jordan, Cris Jordan, Viviana Jordan, Cesya Zollie, Nicole Zollie, and Kevin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year. The settlements of Three Way and Haverhill are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Three Way will absorb the other settlements.
299.   Chrisy Jordan's mother Ursala Jordan married Garrot Jordan in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Chrisy Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Eva Aldis, Hellene Jordan, Ahmed Jordan, Marget Jordan, Saunderson Jordan, and Jobye Zollie.
300.   Chrisy Jordan is now 18 years old. Chrisy Jordan met one new person this year, Judi Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
301.   Chrisy visited his cousin, Marietta Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Chrisy Jordan murdered 19-year-old Kevin Zollie in Three Way, Gloucester. Carey Jordan attempted to murder Chrisy Jordan as revenge for the latter's murder of Kevin Zollie, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Chrisy Jordan moved to Pollard, 11 miles away from Three Way. Chrisy Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Three Way. Chrisy Jordan heard about an uninhabited house in Pollard, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Chrisy Jordan moved into Aldis House in Pollard. Chrisy visited with his friend Lib Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Chrisy visited with his family member Bernie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Chrisy Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Slim Aldis, Lib Aldis, Marielle Aldis, Jeanie Jordan, and Stephan Zollie.
302.   Chrisy Jordan is now 20 years old. Chrisy just found out from Dallas Aldis that his family member Saunderson Jordan died of natural causes in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. (Dallas had recently found this out from Dallas Aldis.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
304.   Lib Jordan had an affair with Chrisy Jordan; she is now pregnant. Lib Jordan had an affair with Chrisy Jordan; Lib's husband, Higgins Jordan, did not find out. Chrisy visited his friend Slim Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
305.   Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Brianne Xena Jordan, after Brianne Zollie, of whom Chrisy Jordan is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
306.   Chrisy Jordan is planning to move to a bigger town. Chrisy Jordan is thinking about leaving Pollard, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Chrisy Jordan moved to neighboring Tuntutuliak, a mile away from Pollard. Chrisy Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Pollard. Chrisy Jordan heard about an uninhabited house in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Chrisy Jordan moved into Aldis House in Tuntutuliak. Chrisy Jordan met 6 new people this year: Murdoch Jordan, Brianne Zollie, Danie Jordan, Isador Aldis, Barnaby Aldis, and Sacha Jordan. Chrisy Jordan made 9 new friends this year: Cristabel Aldis, Giordano Aldis, Murdoch Jordan, Sacha Jordan, Garrot Jordan, Danie Jordan, Nikita Jordan, Tammi Jordan, and Brianne Zollie.
307.   Chrisy Jordan turned 25.
308.   Chrisy visited his cousin, Coral Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Chrisy Jordan moved to Three Way, 10 miles away from Tuntutuliak. Chrisy Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Tuntutuliak. Chrisy Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Three Way, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Chrisy Jordan moved into Aldis House in Three Way. Chrisy Jordan met 3 new people this year: Emmanuel Aldis, Bernardine Jordan, and Roberto Aldis. Chrisy visited with his friend Neville Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Chrisy visited with his friend Giordano Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester.
309.   Carey Jordan attempted to murder Chrisy Jordan as revenge for the latter's murder of Kevin Zollie, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Chrisy Jordan met one new person this year, Ignaz Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Chrisy this year.
310.   Chrisy Jordan was murdered by Carey Jordan in an act of revenge. Chrisy Jordan was laid to rest in the Three Way cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
320.   Chrisy Jordan's brother, Alphonso Jordan, murdered 39-year-old Woodrow Aldis in Three Way, Gloucester.
323.   Chrisy Jordan's daughter Brianne Jordan married Barnaby Aldis in Pollard, Gloucester. Brianne Jordan is now named Brianne Aldis.
335.   Chrisy Jordan's daughter Brianne Aldis and Barnaby Aldis divorced after 12 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
341.   Chrisy Jordan's daughter, Brianne Aldis, murdered 43-year-old Aamir Aldis in Cambridge, Gloucester.