Narrative

302.   Rhett Waring Jordan was born to Riane Jordan and Waring Jordan in the town of Cambridge, on the island of Gloucester. 6 people came to meet Rhett Jordan for the first time this year: Rhett Jordan, Tuesday Aldis, Riane Jordan, Briggs Aldis, Lib Aldis, and Waring Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Rhett this year.
303.   Rhett is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rhett Jordan's younger sister, Polly Jordan, was born in Cambridge.
304.   Rhett is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rhett Jordan's younger brother, Jacques Jordan, was born in Cambridge. Rhett Jordan's sister, Polly Jordan, died in Cambridge, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
305.   Rhett is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rhett Jordan's parents Riane Jordan and Waring Jordan divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Riane Jordan and Waring Jordan decided that Waring will stay in their house, and Riane will move out. Rhett Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Cambridge. Rhett Jordan moved into Jordan House in Cambridge.
306.   Rhett has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
307.   Rhett Jordan is now 5 years old.
308.   Rhett Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Viki Aldis, Lavena Aldis, and Waring Jordan.
309.   Riane Jordan is planning to move to a bigger town. Riane Jordan moved to Tuntutuliak, 11 miles away from Cambridge. Riane Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Rhett Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Cambridge. Rhett Jordan moved into Aldis House in Tuntutuliak. Rhett Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Cambridge. Rhett Jordan met 10 new people this year: Murdoch Jordan, Bird Jordan, Neville Zollie, Brianne Zollie, Danie Jordan, Tammi Jordan, Ingelbert Jordan, Karlee Jordan, Sean Zollie, and Sacha Jordan. Rhett Jordan made 19 new friends this year: Cristabel Aldis, Barnaby Aldis, Isador Aldis, Giordano Aldis, Murdoch Jordan, Garrot Jordan, Donald Jordan, Tammi Jordan, Gene Jordan, Alphonso Jordan, Sean Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Rafaela Jordan, Bernie Jordan, Nikita Jordan, Rufus Jordan, Ingelbert Jordan, and Nanni Zollie.
310.   Rhett Jordan moved into Aldis House in Tuntutuliak. Rhett Jordan met one new person this year, Anett Jordan. Rhett Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Jacques Jordan, Danie Jordan, Sacha Jordan, and Ursala Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rhett this year.
311.   Garrot Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Tuntutuliak for an expedition on the Centumviral, which Garrot Jordan has agreed to lead. Riane Jordan reluctantly accepted an invitation from Garrot Jordan to leave Tuntutuliak on the Centumviral. Rhett Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Tuntutuliak. Rhett Jordan boarded the Centumviral from the port of Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. The group about to board the Centumviral has decided that, rather than Garrot Jordan naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Donald Jordan's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Garrot Jordan vocally disagrees. The Centumviral, under command of Capt. Donald Jordan, has left the harbor at Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. The Centumviral is heading E at quarter-speed. Rhett Jordan's mother Riane Jordan married Marietta Jordan on the Centumviral; they now share quarters aboard the Centumviral, along with child Rhett Jordan. As an act of mutiny, Garrot Jordan is going to attempt to murder Capt. Donald Jordan, whose decision-making aboard the Centumviral has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Garrot Jordan attempted to murder Capt. Donald Jordan as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Garrot Jordan and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Marietta Jordan, Riane Jordan, and Bird Jordan. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Donald Jordan ordered the hanging of his 21-year-old brother Garrot Jordan at sea aboard the Centumviral as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Garrot tried to murder Donald. This was his second victim. Capt. Donald Jordan ordered the hanging of 35-year-old Marietta Jordan at sea aboard the Centumviral as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Marietta tried to murder Donald. This was his third victim. Capt. Donald Jordan ordered the hanging of 31-year-old Riane Jordan at sea aboard the Centumviral as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Riane tried to murder Donald. This was his fourth victim. Rhett Jordan's mother, Riane Jordan, was hanged aboard the Centumviral as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Donald Jordan; she was 31 years old. Capt. Donald Jordan ordered the hanging of 46-year-old Bird Jordan at sea aboard the Centumviral as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bird tried to murder Donald. This was his fifth victim.
312.   Rhett Jordan turned 10. The Centumviral is heading SE at full-speed.
313.   The Centumviral is heading W at quarter-speed. The crew of the Centumviral have spotted land. The Centumviral is approaching the island of New Waterford. Centumviral is now docked at Mount Hope, on New Waterford. Rhett Jordan caught word of an uninhabited house in Mount Hope, New Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Rhett Jordan moved into Zollie House in Mount Hope. Rhett Jordan met 9 new people this year: Praneetf Vaclav, Lauree Gilles, Rutledge Gilles, Sherlocke Gilles, Joey Vaclav, Aidan Gilles, Ruthy Vaclav, Pascal Zollie, and Nestor Vaclav. Rhett Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Jenine Gilles, Lauree Gilles, Sibby Jordan, Ortensia Vaclav, Twila Vaclav, Hannibal Vaclav, Praneetf Vaclav, Lauri Vaclav, Magnum Vaclav, Ruthy Vaclav, Nestor Vaclav, and Evangelina Zollie.
314.   Rhett Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Faina Gilles, Aidan Gilles, and Joey Vaclav.
315.   Rhett Jordan's father Waring Jordan married Tuesday Aldis in Cambridge, Gloucester. Rhett Jordan met one new person this year, Saxon Prasun.
316.   Rhett Jordan met two new people this year, Johan Jordan and Hannibal Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rhett this year.
317.   Rhett Jordan is now 15 years old.
318.   Rhett Jordan met one new person this year, Hadley Vaclav.
319.   Rhett Jordan met 4 new people this year: Nonna Gilles, Bird Aldis, Capt. Bobbie Gilles, and Tim Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rhett this year.
320.   Rhett Jordan is now 18 years old. Rhett Jordan met two new people this year, Armand Gilles and Sidoney Gilles. Rhett Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Sidoney Gilles, Armand Gilles, Mattie Myke, and Sansone Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rhett this year.
322.   Rhett Jordan turned 20. Rhett Jordan married Ruthy Vaclav in Mount Hope, New Waterford. Ruthy Vaclav is now named Ruthy Jordan. Rhett visited his friend Hannibal Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Mount Hope, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Rhett Jordan met 8 new people this year: Ortensia Zollie, Edwina Gilles, Paul Noland, Berty Noland, Sibbie Noland, Erhard Noland, Sean Jordan, and Samson Gilles. Rhett Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Paul Noland, Erhard Noland, Cherie Noland, and Paul Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Rhett this year.
323.   Ruthy Jordan gave birth to a boy named Talbot Rhett Jordan, of whom Rhett Jordan is the father. Rhett Jordan took his own life in Mount Hope, New Waterford; he was 21 years old. Rhett Jordan was laid to rest in the Mount Hope cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
339.   Rhett Jordan's son Talbot Jordan married Sidoney Gilles in Mount Hope, New Waterford.
340.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Ruthy Jordan, was born in the town of Mount Hope, New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan. Rhett Jordan's father Waring Jordan married Cristabel Aldis in Cambridge, Gloucester.
342.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Loni Jordan, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan.
344.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Olva Jordan, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan.
346.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Gina Jordan, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan.
347.   Rhett Jordan's son Talbot Jordan and Sidoney Jordan divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Sidoney Jordan and Talbot Jordan decided that their children, Loni and Olva, will live with Sidoney.
361.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Hally Aldis, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan.
374.   Rhett Jordan's son Talbot Jordan married Lin Vaclav in the wilderness of New Waterford; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of New Waterford, along with child Zitella Vaclav. Lin Vaclav is now named Lin Jordan.
376.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Maura Jordan, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan. Rhett Jordan's son Talbot Jordan and Lin Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Lin Jordan and Talbot Jordan decided that their child, Maura, will live with Lin.
377.   Rhett Jordan's grandchild, named Giraldo Jordan, was born in the wilderness of New Waterford; the child's father is Rhett's son, Talbot Jordan.