Narrative

276.   Pepe Rolf Noland was born to Rozalin Noland and Rolf Noland in the wilderness of the island of Port Jervis. 8 people came to meet Pepe Noland for the first time this year: Clayborn Prasun, Elie Prasun, Binky Zollie, Rolf Noland, Gunner Shumeet, Wayne Prasun, Angelo Prasun, and Rozalin Noland. 3 people came to meet Pepe Noland for the first time this year: Ermina Zollie, Pepe Noland, and Rudolfo Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
277.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Pepe Noland's younger brother, Carsten Noland, was born in Wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe Noland's father, Rolf Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis of starvation; he was 43 years old. Nadya Shumeet people came to meet Pepe Noland for the first time.
278.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Pepe Noland's younger brother, Rolf Noland, was born in Wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe Noland's brother, Carsten Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
279.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Cathrine Zollie people came to meet Pepe Noland for the first time.
280.   Pepe has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Pepe Noland's mother, Rozalin Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis of starvation; she was 33 years old. Pepe Noland met one new person this year, Penny Prasun.
281.   Pepe Noland is now 5 years old.
284.   Pepe Noland met one new person this year, Charleen Shumeet.
286.   Pepe Noland is now 10 years old.
288.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
289.   Pepe Noland made 3 new friends this year: Mara Noland, Jeralee Noland, and Davey Prasun.
291.   Pepe Noland is now 15 years old. Pepe Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Pepe Noland moved into Noland House in Caddo. Daffie Prasun, Mara Noland, Pepe Noland, Jeralee Noland, and Jeralee Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Port Jervis called Caddo.
294.   Pepe Noland turned 18. Pepe Noland met one new person this year, Almire Prasun.
295.   Pepe Noland married Mara Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis.
296.   Pepe Noland turned 20. Mara Noland gave birth to a boy named Michale Wood Noland, after Michale Prasun, of whom Pepe Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
297.   Mara Noland gave birth to a boy named Rolf Carsten Noland, after Rolf Noland, of whom Pepe Noland is the father. Pepe Noland's son, Rolf Noland, died in Caddo, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
298.   Mara Noland gave birth to a girl named Janaye Elie Noland, of whom Pepe Noland is the father. Pepe Noland's daughter, Janaye Noland, died in Caddo, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Pepe Noland met one new person this year, Luis Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
299.   Mara Noland gave birth to a boy named Pepe Son Noland; he is named for his father Pepe Rolf Noland. Pepe Noland and Mara Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Mara Noland and Pepe Noland decided that their children, Michale and Pepe, will live with Mara. Mara Noland and Pepe Noland decided that Pepe will stay in their house, and Mara will move out. Pepe Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Caddo, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Pepe Noland's son, Pepe Noland, died in Caddo, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
301.   Pepe Noland turned 25.
302.   Pepe Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Caddo for an expedition on the Umbelliferone, which Pepe Noland has agreed to lead. Pepe Noland moved out of Noland House in Caddo. Pepe Noland boarded the Umbelliferone from the port of Caddo, Port Jervis. The group about to board the Umbelliferone has decided that, rather than Pepe Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Pepe Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. Pepe Noland was designated captain of the Umbelliferone, which will depart Caddo shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Umbelliferone, under command of Capt. Pepe Noland, has left the harbor at Caddo, Port Jervis. The Umbelliferone is heading E at quarter-speed.
303.   The Umbelliferone is heading E at full-speed.
304.   The Umbelliferone is heading E at three-quarter speed.
305.   The Umbelliferone is heading E at quarter-speed.
306.   Capt. Pepe Noland is now 30 years old. The Umbelliferone is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Umbelliferone have spotted land. The Umbelliferone is approaching the island of Niota. Umbelliferone is now docked at Lineville, on Niota. Capt. Pepe Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Lineville, Niota, on which a house could be built. Capt. Pepe Noland moved into Noland House in Lineville. Capt. Pepe Noland met 3 new people this year: Margarette Prasun, Verene Prasun, and Capt. Friedrick Prasun.
308.   Capt. Pepe Noland met two new people this year, Alphonso Prasun and Genevra Prasun.
312.   The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Capt. Pepe Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Niotan now speaks Pepe
314.   Capt. Pepe Noland married Starlene Prasun in Lineville, Niota. Starlene Prasun is now named Starlene Noland.
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316.   Capt. Pepe Noland is now 40 years old. Starlene Noland gave birth to a girl named Georgianna Hendrika Noland, of whom Capt. Pepe Noland is the father. Capt. Pepe Noland met two new people this year, Capt. Ed Prasun and Nathalie Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
317.   Capt. Pepe Noland had an affair with Mara Noland; she is now pregnant. Capt. Pepe Noland had an affair with Mara Noland; Pepe's wife, Starlene Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
318.   Pepe is starting to pick up Aniumustpyrx. Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
319.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Starlene Noland gave birth to a girl named Rennie Juli Noland, after Rennie Prasun, of whom Capt. Pepe Noland is the father. Capt. Pepe Noland asked Starlene Noland for a divorce; Starlene Noland agreed to it. Capt. Pepe Noland and Starlene Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Capt. Pepe Noland and Starlene Noland decided that their children, Georgianna and Rennie, will live with Starlene. Capt. Pepe Noland and Starlene Noland decided that Pepe will stay in their house, and Starlene will move out. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
320.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
321.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Pepe Noland met two new people this year, Plato Prasun and Kaylee Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
322.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Pepe Noland met one new person this year, Talia Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Pepe this year.
323.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
324.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Pepe Noland married Nathalie Prasun in Lineville, Niota. Nathalie Prasun is now named Nathalie Noland. In Noland House, their home, Pepe is attending to Nathalie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Capt. Pepe Noland's wife, Nathalie Noland, died in Lineville, Niota, of natural causes; she was 62 years old.
325.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Pepe Noland met one new person this year, Kalli Prasun.
326.   Capt. Pepe Noland turned 50. Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
327.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Pepe Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island.
328.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
329.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
330.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
331.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
332.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
333.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
334.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
335.   Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Capt. Pepe Noland and Starlene Prasun have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Capt. Pepe Noland married Starlene Prasun in Lineville, Niota. Starlene Prasun is now named Starlene Noland. Pepe visited his friend Capt. Ed Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Lineville, Niota, where they meet now for the last time.
336.   Capt. Pepe Noland is now 60 years old. Pepe is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Due to its lack of open plots on which new residents might build their homes, the town of Lineville, Niota, has claimed an area of open adjacent land that it will expand onto.
337.   Pepe has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
338.   Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Rolf Noland; they haven't seen each other since 57 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Binky Zollie; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Spencer Prasun; they last saw each other 39 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Pepe Noland; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Rozalin Noland; they haven't seen each other since 58 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Carsten Noland; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Rolf Noland; they haven't seen each other since 61 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Cathrine Prasun; they last saw each other 52 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Davey Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Cindee Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Penny Prasun; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Alphonso Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Lineville, Niota. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Rudolfo Prasun; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Wayne Prasun; they last saw each other 57 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Harriot Noland; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Janaye Noland; they haven't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Angelo Prasun; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis.
339.   Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Ethel Prasun; they last saw each other 55 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Clayborn Prasun; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Mara Noland; they last saw each other 31 years ago in in Lineville, Niota. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Michale Noland; they haven't seen each other since 31 years ago in in Lineville, Niota.
340.   Capt. Pepe Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Lineville for an expedition on the Umbelliferone, which Capt. Pepe Noland has agreed to lead. Starlene Noland is not willing to go on the journey; Pepe has acquiesced and will stay back too. Starlene Noland nervously agreed to go on the journey; their children Georgianna Noland, Rennie Noland, Kalli Prasun, Kaylee Prasun, and Talia Prasun will also come along, but not grown child Verene Prasun. Capt. Pepe Noland moved out of Noland House in Lineville. Capt. Pepe Noland boarded the Umbelliferone from the port of Lineville, Niota. Capt. Pepe Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. Capt. Pepe Noland was designated captain of the Umbelliferone, which will depart Lineville shortly; he has 4 years of ship-captain experience, including on the Umbelliferone from 302 to 306. The Umbelliferone, under command of Capt. Pepe Noland, has left the harbor at Lineville, Niota. The Umbelliferone is heading S at full-speed. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Jeralee Noland; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Elie Prasun; they last saw each other 64 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Rudolfo Prasun; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Pepe is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own son, the late Rolf Noland; they haven't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Caddo, Port Jervis.
341.   The Umbelliferone is heading S at quarter-speed.
342.   The Umbelliferone sits motionless on the open sea, 372 miles from land. Pepe visited his ex-wife, Starlene Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Capt. Pepe Noland's wife, Starlene Noland, died at sea aboard the Umbelliferone of natural causes; she was 72 years old. Capt. Pepe Noland died at sea aboard the Umbelliferone after a freak accident; he was 66 years old.