Narrative

265.   Ed Julio Prasun was born to Phedra Prasun and Joe Prasun in the town of Goldville, on the island of Death Isle. He is named after his grandfather, Ed Prasun. 13 people came to meet Ed Prasun for the first time this year: Jessika Prasun, Kelcey Prasun, Shanta Prasun, Phedra Prasun, Tiebout Prasun, Joe Prasun, Cherie Prasun, Florina Gilles, Ed Prasun, Joelle Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Nathalie Prasun, and Olympie Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
266.   Ed is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
267.   Ed is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ed Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Shurwood Gilles, Jessika Prasun, Hayes Prasun, and Olympie Prasun.
268.   Ed is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ed Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Kelcey Prasun, Tiebout Prasun, Joe Prasun, and Nathalie Prasun.
269.   Ed has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ed Prasun's younger sister, Cicily Prasun, was born in Goldville.
270.   Ed Prasun turned 5.
271.   Ed Prasun's younger sister, Charleen Prasun, was born in Goldville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
272.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
273.   Ed Prasun's parents Phedra Prasun and Joe Prasun divorced after 20 years of marriage; they had 12 children together. Phedra Prasun and Joe Prasun decided that Joe will stay in their house, and Phedra will move out. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Goldville. Ed Prasun moved into Prasun House in Goldville. Ed Prasun's sister, Kelcey Prasun, died in Goldville, Death Isle, after a freak accident; she was 17 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
274.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
275.   Ed Prasun turned 10. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Goldville. Phedra Prasun stopped in the wilderness 24 miles north of Goldville. Ed just found out from Phedra Prasun that his family member Shanta Prasun died in the wilderness of Death Isle 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Goldville, Death Isle. (Phedra had recently found this out from Jessika Prasun.) Ed just found out from Phedra Prasun that his family member Appolonia Prasun died in the wilderness of Death Isle 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Goldville, Death Isle. (Phedra had recently found this out from Jessika Prasun.) Ed just found out from Phedra Prasun that his family member Kurt Prasun died in Gordonville, Death Isle 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Goldville, Death Isle. (Phedra had recently found this out from Joelle Prasun.) Ed Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Joelle Prasun, Theda Prasun, and Vikkie Prasun.
276.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
278.   Phedra Prasun is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Ed Prasun moved into Prasun House in Parma. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Wilderness of Death Isle. Charleen Prasun, Cicily Prasun, Allan Prasun, Cherie Prasun, Ed Prasun, Nathalie Prasun, Phedra Prasun, Cicily Prasun, Nathalie Prasun, Cherie Prasun, Charleen Prasun, and Ed Prasun, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Death Isle called Parma.
280.   Ed Prasun is now 15 years old. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Parma. Ed Prasun moved into Prasun House in Parma. Ed Prasun's mother Phedra Prasun married Allan Prasun in Parma, Death Isle.
282.   Ed Prasun's younger half-sister, Zsa Zsa Prasun, was born in Parma. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
283.   Ed Prasun turned 18. Ed Prasun's younger half-sister, Pansie Prasun, was born in Parma. Ed Prasun's parents Phedra Prasun and Allan Prasun divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Ed Prasun's half-sister, Pansie Prasun, died in Parma, Death Isle, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
284.   Ed Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
285.   Ed Prasun is now 20 years old. Ed Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
286.   Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
287.   Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
290.   Ed Prasun turned 25.
294.   Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
295.   Ed Prasun turned 30.
298.   Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Ed Prasun met two new people this year, Junette Gilles and Abelard Gilles. Ed just found out from Neall Gilles that his father Joe Prasun died of disease in Goldville, Death Isle 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Goldville, Death Isle. (Neall had recently found this out from Belia Myke.)
299.   In Prasun House, their home, Ed is attending to Phedra Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ed Prasun's mother, Phedra Prasun, died in Parma, Death Isle, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
301.   Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
302.   Ed Prasun is thinking about leaving Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Ed Prasun met 7 new people this year: Judye Prasun, Tate Prasun, Daryl Myke, Jocelin Prasun, Reid Myke, Sam Prasun, and Olympie Prasun. Ed just found out from Jerrome Prasun that his family member Dulcy Gilles died of disease in Goldville, Death Isle 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Goldville, Death Isle. (Jerrome had recently found this out from Jerrome Prasun.) Ed just found out from Jerrome Prasun that his family member Mel Gilles died of disease in Goldville, Death Isle 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Goldville, Death Isle. (Jerrome had recently found this out from Jerrome Prasun.) Ed Prasun made 8 new friends this year: Bernice Myke, Daryl Myke, Reid Myke, Matthus Myke, Tate Prasun, Judye Prasun, Jerrome Prasun, and Olympie Prasun.
303.   Ed Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
305.   Ed Prasun is now 40 years old. Ed Prasun met one new person this year, Demosthenis Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
306.   Ed visited with his family member Jack Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Goldville, Death Isle. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
307.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
308.   Ed Prasun's brother, Rudolfo Prasun, murdered 42-year-old Abdullah Prasun in Naukati Bay, Death Isle.
309.   Ed Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Parma, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
311.   Ed Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in Parma for an expedition on the Unshotted, which Ed Prasun has agreed to lead. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Parma. Ed Prasun boarded the Unshotted from the port of Parma, Death Isle. The group about to board the Unshotted has decided that, rather than Ed Prasun naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Allan Prasun's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Demosthenis Myke may disagree. The Unshotted, under command of Capt. Allan Prasun, has left the harbor at Parma, Death Isle. The Unshotted is heading E at quarter-speed. Ed visited his family member, Capt. Allan Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ed Prasun was designated new captain of the Unshotted; he has never captained a ship before.
312.   The Unshotted is heading E at three-quarter speed.
313.   The Unshotted is heading E at full-speed.
314.   The Unshotted is heading E at quarter-speed.
315.   Capt. Ed Prasun is now 50 years old. The Unshotted is heading E at half-speed.
316.   The Unshotted is heading E at half-speed. The crew of the Unshotted have spotted land. The Unshotted is approaching the island of Niota. Unshotted is now docked at Lineville, on Niota. Capt. Ed Prasun caught word of an uninhabited house in Lineville, Niota, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Capt. Ed Prasun moved into Prasun House in Lineville. Capt. Ed Prasun met one new person this year, Capt. Friedrick Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
317.   Ed is starting to pick up Niotan. Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Capt. Ed Prasun met two new people this year, Georgianna Noland and Verene Prasun. Capt. Ed Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Georgianna Noland, Capt. Pepe Noland, Starlene Noland, Alphonso Prasun, Verene Prasun, and Capt. Friedrick Prasun.
318.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan.
319.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Capt. Ed Prasun married Starlene Noland in Lineville, Niota. Starlene Noland is now named Starlene Prasun. Capt. Ed Prasun met one new person this year, Rennie Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
320.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Capt. Ed Prasun wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Starlene Prasun gave birth to a girl named Kaylee Rosene Prasun, of whom Capt. Ed Prasun is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
321.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Starlene Prasun gave birth to a boy named Plato Davy Prasun, of whom Capt. Ed Prasun is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ed this year.
322.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Capt. Ed Prasun wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Starlene Prasun gave birth to a girl named Talia Phedra Prasun, after Talia Myke, of whom Capt. Ed Prasun is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
323.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Starlene Prasun gave birth to a girl named Talia Roxy Prasun, after Talia Myke, of whom Capt. Ed Prasun is the father. Capt. Ed Prasun's daughter, Talia Prasun, died in Lineville, Niota, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
324.   Ed is getting better at speaking Niotan. Capt. Ed Prasun wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Ed visited his sister, Nathalie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Capt. Ed Prasun's sister, Nathalie Noland, died in Lineville, Niota, of natural causes; she was 62 years old. Capt. Ed Prasun decided to leave Lineville, but his wife Starlene Prasun argued vehemently against the idea; Ed acquiesced and will stay afterall.
325.   Capt. Ed Prasun is now 60 years old. Ed has become fluent in Niotan. Starlene Prasun gave birth to a girl named Kalli Geri Prasun, of whom Capt. Ed Prasun is the father. Capt. Ed Prasun asked Starlene Prasun for a divorce, but Starlene pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ed this year.
326.   Capt. Ed Prasun and Starlene Prasun divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Capt. Ed Prasun and Starlene Prasun decided that Starlene will stay in their house, and Ed will move out. Capt. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Lineville. Capt. Ed Prasun moved into Prasun House in Lineville.
328.   Starlene Prasun and Capt. Ed Prasun have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Capt. Ed Prasun married Starlene Prasun in Lineville, Niota.
329.   Starlene Prasun asked Capt. Ed Prasun for a divorce; Ed pleaded for them to stay together, but Starlene revealed that she and Capt. Friedrick Prasun are in love and insists on divorcing. Capt. Ed Prasun and Starlene Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Starlene Prasun and Capt. Ed Prasun decided that their children, Kaylee, Plato, Talia, and Kalli, will live with Starlene. Starlene Prasun and Capt. Ed Prasun decided that Starlene will stay in their house, and Ed will move out. Capt. Ed Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Lineville. Capt. Ed Prasun moved into Prasun House in Lineville.
331.   Ed is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Capt. Allan Prasun; they first met 55 years ago in the wilderness of Death Isle and last saw each other 20 years ago aboard the Unshotted.
332.   Starlene Prasun had a sexual liaison with Capt. Ed Prasun.
335.   Capt. Ed Prasun turned 70. Capt. Ed Prasun has fallen ill. Ed is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Georgianna Noland, Capt. Pepe Noland, Rennie Noland, Starlene Noland, Kaylee Prasun, Plato Prasun, Talia Prasun, Verene Prasun, Capt. Friedrick Prasun, and Kalli Prasun. Capt. Ed Prasun died in Lineville, Niota, of natural causes; he was 70 years old. Capt. Ed Prasun was laid to rest in the Lineville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.