Narrative

243.   Alfonse Rudolfo Prasun was born to Winne Prasun and Rudolfo Prasun in the town of Gilles Point, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his father's cousin, Alfonse Gilles. 32 people came to meet Alfonse Prasun for the first time this year: Dahlia Prasun, Angelo Prasun, Winne Prasun, Ermina Gilles, Elie Prasun, Emogene Gilles, Daffie Gilles, Dahlia Gilles, Tia Prasun, Quintin Prasun, Efram Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Wayne Prasun, Percy Prasun, Torrin Prasun, Ethel Prasun, Dimitry Gilles, Alfonse Prasun, Ermina Gilles, Michale Prasun, Elie Prasun, Petronilla Gilles, Reginald Gilles, Tait Gilles, Rudolfo Prasun, Nadya Prasun, Loleta Gilles, Spencer Gilles, Lorilyn Gilles, Mara Prasun, Tia Gilles, and Quintin Prasun. Alfonse Prasun was met for the first time by two people this year, Capt. Spencer Gilles and Rhett Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
244.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Prasun's younger sister, Inna Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Reginald Gilles, Dimitry Gilles, Efram Prasun, and Rudolfo Prasun.
245.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Prasun's younger brother, Percy Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Dahlia Gilles, Ermina Gilles, Tia Gilles, Alfonse Gilles, and Daffie Gilles.
246.   Alfonse is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Prasun's younger sister, Elie Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun's sister, Elie Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alfonse Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Emogene Gilles, Petronilla Gilles, Loleta Gilles, Tait Gilles, Ermina Gilles, and Lorilyn Gilles.
247.   Alfonse has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alfonse Prasun's younger brother, Hewe Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun's brother, Hewe Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
248.   Alfonse Prasun is now 5 years old. Alfonse Prasun's younger brother, Rudolfo Prasun, was born in Gilles Point.
249.   Alfonse Prasun made 9 new friends this year: Capt. Spencer Gilles, Elie Noland, Inna Prasun, Rozalin Prasun, Quintin Prasun, Michale Prasun, Winne Prasun, Ethel Prasun, and Dahlia Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
250.   Alfonse Prasun made 10 new friends this year: Rozalin Gilles, Spencer Gilles, Jaclyn Noland, Rhett Noland, Torrin Prasun, Sara Prasun, Tia Prasun, Angelo Prasun, Wayne Prasun, and Rudolfo Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
251.   Alfonse Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Spencer Gilles, Quintin Noland, Rudolfo Prasun, and Rudolfo Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
252.   Alfonse Prasun's younger sister, Luella Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun's sister, Luella Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alfonse Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Mara Prasun, Quintin Prasun, and Marillin Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
253.   Alfonse Prasun turned 10. Alfonse Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Spencer Gilles, Rudolfo Gilles, and Willie Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
254.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
255.   Alfonse Prasun's younger sister, Elie Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse visited his cousin, Dahlia Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his cousin, Elie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Prasun's sister, Elie Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alfonse Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Reginauld Gilles, Loleta Gilles, Aurel Gilles, and Ricki Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
256.   Alfonse Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Spencer Noland, Spencer Prasun, and Spencer Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
257.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
258.   Alfonse Prasun is now 15 years old. Alfonse Prasun's younger brother, Rudolfo Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse visited his friend Capt. Spencer Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
260.   Alfonse Prasun's younger half-brother, Shurlocke Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun's sister, Inna Prasun, took her own life in Gilles Point, Port Jervis; she was 16 years old. Alfonse Prasun met 22 new people this year: Shira Shumeet, Binky Zollie, Clarine Gilles, Drake Noland, Pansy Zollie, Jean-Christophe Shumeet, Charleen Shumeet, Lonnie Shumeet, Tammie Shumeet, Kelsey Noland, Vinny Noland, Erek Shumeet, Mellie Shumeet, Courtney Shumeet, Lefty Zollie, Daffie Gilles, Aila Noland, Mel Noland, Valaree Noland, Nils Gilles, Rudolfo Zollie, and Angy Shumeet. Alfonse Prasun made 30 new friends this year: Boniface Gilles, Daffie Gilles, Capt. Rufe Gilles, Clarine Gilles, Aila Gilles, Tammie Gilles, Vina Noland, Kelsey Noland, Drake Noland, Rolf Noland, Cherise Noland, Vinny Noland, Valaree Noland, Aila Noland, Vinny Noland, Karna Noland, Rudolfo Noland, Pincas Prasun, Gunner Shumeet, Jean-Christophe Shumeet, Tommy Shumeet, Mellie Shumeet, Shira Shumeet, Lonnie Shumeet, Courtney Shumeet, Kelila Zollie, Pansy Zollie, Benjamen Zollie, Binky Zollie, and Rudolfo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
261.   Alfonse Prasun is now 18 years old. Alfonse visited his cousin, Ethel Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his aunt, Dahlia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his grandmother, Mara Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his cousin, Spencer Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his friend Benjamen Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his friend Vinny Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his friend Shira Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse visited his cousin, Esmerelda Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Prasun met one new person this year, Rocky Gilles. Alfonse Prasun made 9 new friends this year: Rocky Gilles, Nils Gilles, Dasha Gilles, Mel Noland, Shurlocke Prasun, Kennedy Prasun, Erek Shumeet, Tammie Shumeet, and Lefty Zollie.
263.   Alfonse Prasun turned 20. Alfonse Prasun's younger half-sister, Amanda Prasun, was born in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun's father, Rudolfo Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; he was 53 years old. Alfonse Prasun's half-sister, Amanda Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alfonse Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Cathrine Gilles, Rudolfo Prasun, and Charleen Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
264.   Alfonse Prasun met one new person this year, Whitaker Gilles. Alfonse Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Mariska Prasun, Mara Prasun, and Angy Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
265.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
266.   Elie Shumeet had an affair with Alfonse Prasun. Elie Shumeet had an affair with Alfonse Prasun; Elie's husband, Jean-Christophe Shumeet, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Alfonse visited his friend Mel Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonse Prasun met one new person this year, Whitaker Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
267.   Alfonse Prasun met one new person this year, Loleta Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
268.   Alfonse Prasun turned 25. Alfonse Prasun married Elie Noland in Gilles Point, Port Jervis. Elie Noland is now named Elie Prasun. Alfonse visited his friend Alfonse Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Alfonse Prasun's half-brother, Shurlocke Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; he was 8 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
269.   Elie Prasun gave birth to a girl named Winne Mallory Prasun, after Winne Prasun, of whom Alfonse Prasun is the father. Alfonse Prasun asked Elie Prasun for a divorce, but Elie pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Alfonse visited his grandfather, Quintin Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
270.   Alfonse visited his uncle, Rudolfo Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alfonse Prasun met two new people this year, Madella Shumeet and Cathrin Gilles.
271.   Elie Prasun gave birth to a girl named Ethyl Amalia Prasun, of whom Alfonse Prasun is the father. Alfonse Prasun's mother, Winne Prasun, died in Gilles Point, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; she was 48 years old. Alfonse Prasun met two new people this year, Rubia Gilles and Rhett Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
272.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
273.   Alfonse Prasun is now 30 years old. Alfonse Prasun met one new person this year, Elie Prasun.
274.   Courtney Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Gilles Point for an expedition on the Capsulogenous, which Courtney Shumeet has agreed to lead. Alfonse Prasun accepted an invitation from Courtney Shumeet to leave Gilles Point on the Capsulogenous, but will have to consult family. Elie Prasun agreed to go on the journey; their children Winne Prasun, Rudolfo Noland, and Ethyl Prasun will also come along. Alfonse Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Gilles Point. Alfonse Prasun boarded the Capsulogenous from the port of Gilles Point, Port Jervis. The group about to board the Capsulogenous has decided that, rather than Courtney Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Spencer Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Capsulogenous, under command of Capt. Spencer Noland, has left the harbor at Gilles Point, Port Jervis. The Capsulogenous is heading N at three-quarter speed. Elie Prasun gave birth to a girl named Patrizia Gabey Prasun, of whom Alfonse Prasun is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alfonse this year.
275.   The Capsulogenous is heading N at three-quarter speed. The Capsulogenous sank 272 miles off the coast of Melvin; there were 24 people aboard. Alfonse Prasun's daughter, Winne Prasun, drowned in the open ocean after the Capsulogenous was shipwrecked; she was 6 years old. Alfonse Prasun's brother, Rudolfo Prasun, drowned in the open ocean after the Capsulogenous was shipwrecked; he was 17 years old. Alfonse Prasun drowned in the open ocean after the Capsulogenous was shipwrecked; he was 32 years old.