Narrative

391.   Lynnet Xaviera Jordan was born to Coral Jordan and Marietta Jordan in the wilderness of the island of Bryan. 24 people came to meet Lynnet Jordan for the first time this year: Roxy Zollie, Cecilia Guillermo, Silvan Guillermo, Nestor Aldis, Edgardo Jordan, Byron Guillermo, Hewet Jordan, Nadia Jordan, Marietta Jordan, Helen Jordan, Lancelot Jordan, Julie Zollie, Rodge Jordan, Jackqueline Zollie, Coral Jordan, Edgardo Jordan, Coralyn Aldis, Ajai Guillermo, Kassia Jordan, Cornela Guillermo, Tani Guillermo, Cristabel Jordan, Kirsti Jordan, and Giralda Jordan. Marietta Jordan's wife, Coral Jordan, and children, Helen Jordan, Lynnet Jordan, Hewet Jordan, and Lancelot Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marietta. Marietta Jordan traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Bryan. Lynnet Jordan people came to meet Lynnet Jordan for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
392.   Lynnet is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lynnet Jordan's younger brother, Bart Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Bryan. Lynnet Jordan's father, Marietta Jordan, was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Bryan by Nestor Aldis, who was acting in self-defense; he was 39 years old. Lynnet Jordan's mother, Coral Jordan, murdered Nestor Aldis in an act of revenge. Lynnet Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Alfreda Guillermo, Ajai Guillermo, Silvan Guillermo, Tansy Jordan, Fancie Jordan, Caprice Jordan, Giralda Jordan, Christofer Jordan, Elvina Noland, Dwane Vaclav, and Justina Zollie.
393.   Lynnet is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lynnet Jordan's younger brother, Rey Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Bryan. Lynnet visited her cousin, Nadia Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lynnet visited her cousin, Tani Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lynnet Jordan's brother, Bart Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Lynnet Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Allie Guillermo, Noland Guillermo, Kirsti Jordan, Edgardo Jordan, and Helen Jordan.
394.   Lynnet is starting to pick up Monedusus. Lynnet is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lynnet is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lynnet Jordan's brother, Rey Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Lynnet Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Yettie Aldis, Byron Guillermo, Winifield Jordan, Agneta Jordan, Marcio Jordan, Coral Jordan, Abra Vaclav, and Pieter Vaclav.
395.   Lynnet has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Lynnet is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Lynnet visited her friend Yettie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lynnet Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Kalina Jordan, Kassia Jordan, Edgardo Jordan, Rodge Jordan, Evania Noland, and Jackqueline Zollie.
396.   Lynnet Jordan is now 5 years old. Lynnet has become fluent in Monedusus. Lynnet Jordan met 9 new people this year: Salomo Guillermo, Tanney Vaclav, Tedrick Guillermo, Amandi Guillermo, Fernandina Guillermo, Udall Guillermo, Kalina Vaclav, Wolf Guillermo, and Andie Jordan.
397.   Lynnet Jordan met two new people this year, Karlyn Vaclav and Torre Jordan. Lynnet Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Cecilia Guillermo, Cristabel Guillermo, Edgardo Jordan, Torre Jordan, Marcio Jordan, and Donny Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
398.   Lynnet Jordan made 9 new friends this year: Salomo Guillermo, Tanney Jordan, Vince Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Ruella Jordan, Hewet Jordan, Karlyn Vaclav, Kalina Vaclav, and Julie Zollie.
399.   Lynnet Jordan met two new people this year, Lisetta Guillermo and Coralyn Guillermo. Lynnet Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Tedrick Guillermo, Vassili Vaclav, and Tanney Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
400.   Lynnet Jordan met 4 new people this year: Roderic Jordan, Fabrianne Jordan, Ximenes Jordan, and Noland Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
401.   Lynnet Jordan turned 10. Lynnet Jordan met 3 new people this year: Connie Guillermo, Vinod Jordan, and Jennie Jordan. Lynnet Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Karine Jordan, Andie Jordan, and Vinod Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
402.   Lynnet Jordan's younger half-sister, Coral Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Bryan. Lynnet visited her friend Caprice Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
403.   Lynnet Jordan met two new people this year, Vallie Guillermo and Lavena Guillermo.
404.   Lynnet Jordan met 3 new people this year: Aggy Jordan, Olympe Guillermo, and Xaviera Jordan. Lynnet Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Lisetta Guillermo, Amandi Guillermo, Xaviera Jordan, and Ximenes Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
405.   Lynnet Jordan met two new people this year, Kirsti Guillermo and Quinta Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
406.   Lynnet Jordan is now 15 years old. Lynnet Jordan met 4 new people this year: Ivett Jordan, Rakel Jordan, Waylen Jordan, and Marcio Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
407.   Lynnet Jordan met 3 new people this year: Jervis Jordan, Bary Vaclav, and Baird Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.
408.   The dialect of Monedusus that Lynnet Jordan speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Bryani now speaks Lynnet Lynnet Jordan met two new people this year, Michail Jordan and Reg Vaclav. Lynnet Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Noland Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Lavena Guillermo, Coral Jordan, Fabrianne Jordan, and Baird Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lynnet this year.