Narrative

387.   Kalina Corenda Jordan was born to Caprice Jordan and Marcio Jordan in the wilderness of the island of Bryan. 32 people came to meet Kalina Jordan for the first time this year: Edgardo Jordan, Teri Jordan, Cecilia Guillermo, Byron Guillermo, Dwane Vaclav, Caprice Jordan, Antonia Jordan, Marcio Jordan, Roxy Zollie, Shara Jordan, Westley Jordan, Agneta Jordan, Marcio Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Kassia Vaclav, Lisetta Noland, Tansy Jordan, Bradley Jordan, Abra Vaclav, Tanney Jordan, Yettie Aldis, Maurie Aldis, Coral Jordan, Ajai Guillermo, Ikey Zollie, Christofer Jordan, Silvan Guillermo, Donny Vaclav, Tani Guillermo, Alfreda Guillermo, Fancie Jordan, and Cornela Guillermo. Kalina Jordan people came to meet Kalina Jordan for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
388.   Kalina is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalina Jordan's younger brother, Wolfie Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan's sister, Antonia Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of starvation; she was 16 years old. Kalina Jordan's brother, Wolfie Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, Christofer Jordan, and Marcio Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile north in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan made 15 new friends this year: Coralyn Aldis, Alfreda Guillermo, Silvan Guillermo, Tani Guillermo, Kirsti Jordan, Giralda Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Betta Jordan, Fancie Jordan, Tansy Jordan, Evania Noland, Pieter Vaclav, Lenard Vaclav, Willette Vaclav, and Kassia Vaclav.
389.   Kalina is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Nestor Aldis, Agneta Jordan, Kassia Jordan, Lisetta Noland, Justina Zollie, and Georgetta Zollie.
390.   Kalina is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalina Jordan's brother, Bradley Jordan, murdered Emmett Zollie in an act of revenge. Kalina Jordan's brother, Bradley Jordan, was murdered by Suki Zollie in an act of revenge. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled 2 miles north in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Cornela Guillermo, Allie Guillermo, Ajai Guillermo, Edgardo Jordan, and Suki Zollie.
391.   Kalina is starting to pick up Monedusus. Kalina has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kalina is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kalina Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Shara Jordan, Riva Jordan, Dwane Vaclav, Roxy Vaclav, and Donny Vaclav.
392.   Kalina Jordan turned 5. Kalina is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kalina visited her friend Georgetta Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled 3 miles south in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan met 8 new people this year: Lynnet Jordan, Bart Jordan, Julie Zollie, Jaynell Aldis, Lancelot Jordan, Wendi Guillermo, Fernandina Guillermo, and Hamlen Guillermo. Kalina Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Wendi Guillermo, Coral Jordan, and Nadia Jordan.
393.   Kalina is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kalina visited her friend Wendi Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina visited her friend Nadia Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina visited her cousin, Tani Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina visited her friend Riva Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina Jordan's brother, Marcio Jordan, murdered Suki Zollie in an act of revenge. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan met one new person this year, Karlyn Vaclav. Kalina Jordan made 10 new friends this year: Jaynell Aldis, Noland Guillermo, Ruella Jordan, Edgardo Jordan, Christofer Jordan, Teri Jordan, Rodge Jordan, Torre Jordan, Caprice Jordan, and Winifield Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
394.   Kalina is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan met two new people this year, Salomo Guillermo and Udall Guillermo. Kalina Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Yettie Aldis, Wolf Guillermo, Marcio Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Vassili Vaclav, and Julie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
395.   Kalina is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kalina visited her friend Yettie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in the wilderness of Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Kalina visited her father, Marcio Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina Jordan's father, Marcio Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of natural causes; he was 60 years old. Kalina Jordan's brother, Edgardo Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of starvation; he was 35 years old. Kalina Jordan met two new people this year, Tedrick Guillermo and Tanney Vaclav. Kalina Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Tedrick Guillermo, Salomo Guillermo, Helen Jordan, Edgardo Jordan, Lynnet Jordan, Lancelot Jordan, Abra Vaclav, and Karlyn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
396.   Kalina has become fluent in Monedusus. Kalina visited her friend Jaynell Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Amandi Guillermo, Hamlen Guillermo, Cati Jordan, and Kalina Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
397.   Kalina Jordan is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
398.   Kalina Jordan's sister, Kassia Vaclav, took her own life in the wilderness of Bryan; she was 41 years old. Kalina Jordan met one new person this year, Ximenes Jordan. Kalina Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Arlena Guillermo, Tanney Jordan, Vince Jordan, Ximenes Jordan, and Marcio Jordan.
399.   Kalina visited her aunt, Lisetta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
400.   Kalina Jordan met one new person this year, Coralyn Guillermo. Kalina Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Fernandina Guillermo, Cecilia Guillermo, Yancy Jordan, and Tanney Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
401.   Kalina Jordan met 3 new people this year: Connie Guillermo, Lisetta Guillermo, and Noland Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
402.   Kalina Jordan is now 15 years old. Kalina visited her mother, Caprice Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalina Jordan's mother, Caprice Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of natural causes; she was 69 years old. Kalina Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Connie Guillermo, Coralyn Guillermo, Udall Guillermo, and Andie Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
403.   Kalina Jordan met 5 new people this year: Lavena Guillermo, Coral Jordan, Justina Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, and Vallie Guillermo.
404.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
405.   Kalina Jordan is now 18 years old. Kalina Jordan's sister, Agneta Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of starvation; she was 43 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
406.   Kalina Jordan met two new people this year, Waylen Jordan and Kirsti Guillermo. Kalina Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Kirsti Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Roderic Jordan, Arlena Jordan, and Jennie Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.
407.   Kalina Jordan turned 20. Kalina Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; she will do so shortly. Kalina Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Bryan at a swift pace. Kalina Jordan traveled 2 miles north in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan met 3 new people this year: Michail Jordan, Bary Vaclav, and Quinta Guillermo. Kalina Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Vallie Guillermo, Vinod Jordan, and Bary Vaclav.
408.   The dialect of Monedusus that Kalina Jordan speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Bryani now speaks Kalina Kalina Jordan married Edgardo Jordan in the wilderness of Bryan; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Edgardo Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan, and his wife Kalina Jordan argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Edgardo Jordan's wife, Kalina Jordan, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Edgardo. Edgardo Jordan traveled 3 miles west in the wilderness of Bryan. Kalina Jordan met 3 new people this year: Dwane Guillermo, Baird Vaclav, and Caprice Jordan. Kalina Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Rakel Jordan, Gabriell Jordan, and Ivett Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalina this year.