Narrative

385.   Christofer Lemmy Jordan was born to Caprice Jordan and Marcio Jordan in the wilderness of the island of Bryan. 30 people came to meet Christofer Jordan for the first time this year: Byron Guillermo, Edgardo Jordan, Teri Jordan, Cecilia Guillermo, Lenard Vaclav, Caprice Jordan, Antonia Jordan, Marcio Jordan, Roxy Zollie, Alfreda Guillermo, Westley Jordan, Agneta Jordan, Marcio Jordan, Ash Guillermo, Bradley Jordan, Lisetta Noland, Tansy Jordan, Kassia Vaclav, Abra Vaclav, Tanney Jordan, Donny Vaclav, Amandi Jordan, Ikey Zollie, Ajai Guillermo, Silvan Guillermo, Maurie Aldis, Tani Guillermo, Cristabel Jordan, Fancie Jordan, and Cornela Guillermo. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Antonia Jordan, Christofer Jordan, and Marcio Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Bryan. 4 people came to meet Christofer Jordan for the first time this year: Tucky Zollie, Christofer Jordan, Justina Zollie, and Wendi Guillermo. Christofer Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Byron Guillermo, Marcio Jordan, and Willette Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
386.   Christofer is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Antonia Jordan, Christofer Jordan, and Marcio Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Bryan. Jaynell Aldis people came to meet Christofer Jordan for the first time. Christofer Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Coralyn Aldis, Nestor Aldis, Nestor Aldis, Allie Guillermo, Tani Guillermo, Antonia Jordan, Fancie Jordan, Kirsti Jordan, Suki Zollie, Tucky Zollie, Giralda Zollie, and Justina Zollie.
387.   Christofer is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Christofer Jordan's younger sister, Kalina Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Bryan. Christofer visited his friend Nestor Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Christofer Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Edgardo Jordan, Kassia Jordan, Bradley Jordan, Tansy Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Elvina Noland, Pieter Vaclav, and Emmett Zollie.
388.   Christofer is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Christofer Jordan's younger brother, Wolfie Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan's sister, Antonia Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of starvation; she was 16 years old. Christofer Jordan's brother, Wolfie Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, Christofer Jordan, and Marcio Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile north in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Maurie Aldis, Silvan Guillermo, and Kassia Vaclav.
389.   Christofer is starting to pick up Monedusus. Christofer has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Christofer is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Jaynell Aldis, Cornela Guillermo, Agneta Jordan, Riva Jordan, Donny Vaclav, and Roxy Zollie.
390.   Christofer Jordan is now 5 years old. Christofer is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Christofer Jordan's brother, Bradley Jordan, murdered Emmett Zollie in an act of revenge. Christofer Jordan's brother, Bradley Jordan, was murdered by Suki Zollie in an act of revenge. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled 2 miles north in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Coral Jordan, Helen Jordan, and Lisetta Noland.
391.   Christofer has become fluent in Monedusus. Christofer Jordan met two new people this year, Lancelot Jordan and Hamlen Guillermo. Christofer Jordan made 10 new friends this year: Arlena Guillermo, Marietta Jordan, Tanney Jordan, Lancelot Jordan, Marcio Jordan, Betta Jordan, Hewet Jordan, Rodge Jordan, Georgetta Vaclav, and Jackqueline Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
392.   Christofer visited his friend Georgetta Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in the wilderness of Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled 3 miles south in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met two new people this year, Lynnet Jordan and Julie Zollie. Christofer Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Wendi Guillermo, Lynnet Jordan, Evania Noland, and Dwane Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
393.   Christofer visited his friend Wendi Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in the wilderness of Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Christofer visited his cousin, Tani Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Christofer visited his friend Riva Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Christofer Jordan's brother, Marcio Jordan, murdered Suki Zollie in an act of revenge. Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile west in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met 5 new people this year: Fernandina Guillermo, Tedrick Guillermo, Rey Jordan, Salomo Guillermo, and Karlyn Vaclav. Christofer Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Yettie Aldis, Wolf Guillermo, Noland Guillermo, Hendrick Jordan, and Kalina Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
394.   Marcio Jordan's wife, Caprice Jordan, and children, Kalina Jordan, and Christofer Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Marcio. Marcio Jordan traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met one new person this year, Tanney Vaclav. Christofer Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Teri Jordan, Caprice Jordan, Abra Vaclav, and Julie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
395.   Christofer Jordan is now 10 years old. Christofer visited his friend Yettie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in the wilderness of Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Christofer visited his father, Marcio Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Christofer Jordan's father, Marcio Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of natural causes; he was 60 years old. Christofer Jordan's brother, Edgardo Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of starvation; he was 35 years old. Christofer Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Ruella Jordan, Edgardo Jordan, and Edgardo Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
396.   Christofer visited his friend Jaynell Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in the wilderness of Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Christofer Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Salomo Guillermo, Cecilia Guillermo, Andie Jordan, and Cati Jordan.
397.   Christofer Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Alfreda Guillermo, Amandi Guillermo, and Tedrick Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
398.   Christofer Jordan's sister, Kassia Vaclav, took her own life in the wilderness of Bryan; she was 41 years old. Christofer Jordan met two new people this year, Udall Guillermo and Ximenes Jordan. Christofer Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Udall Guillermo, Hamlen Guillermo, Torre Jordan, Vince Jordan, Karine Jordan, Yancy Jordan, and Kalina Vaclav.
399.   Christofer visited his aunt, Lisetta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
400.   Christofer Jordan turned 15. Christofer Jordan met one new person this year, Coralyn Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
401.   Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; he will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Bryan at a rapid pace. Christofer Jordan traveled 2 miles north in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met 3 new people this year: Connie Guillermo, Lisetta Guillermo, and Noland Guillermo. Christofer Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Coralyn Guillermo, Ximenes Jordan, Vinod Jordan, Karlyn Vaclav, and Vassili Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
402.   Christofer visited his mother, Caprice Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Christofer Jordan's mother, Caprice Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of natural causes; she was 69 years old. Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; he will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Bryan at a fast pace. Christofer Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met one new person this year, Coral Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
403.   Christofer Jordan turned 18. Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; he will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan is moving west from Wilderness of Bryan at a fast pace. Christofer Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met two new people this year, Vallie Guillermo and Olympe Guillermo.
404.   Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; he will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan is moving west from Wilderness of Bryan at a fast pace. Christofer Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met two new people this year, Justina Guillermo and Lavena Guillermo. Christofer Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Noland Guillermo, Vallie Guillermo, and Tanney Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
405.   Christofer Jordan is now 20 years old. Christofer Jordan's sister, Agneta Jordan, died alone in the wilderness of Bryan of starvation; she was 43 years old. Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; he will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Bryan at a rapid pace. Christofer Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met two new people this year, Kirsti Guillermo and Quinta Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
406.   Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan; he will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Bryan at a swift pace. Christofer Jordan traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met 3 new people this year: Jervis Jordan, Waylen Jordan, and Rakel Jordan. Christofer Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Quinta Guillermo, Ajai Guillermo, Rakel Jordan, and Roderic Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.
407.   Christofer Jordan married Alfreda Guillermo in the wilderness of Bryan; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bryan, along with children Connie Guillermo, Lavena Guillermo, and Vallie Guillermo. Alfreda Guillermo is now named Alfreda Jordan. Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan, but his wife Alfreda Jordan argued against the idea; Christofer dropped the subject and will stay afterall. Christofer Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Kirsti Guillermo, Olympe Guillermo, Jervis Jordan, Jennie Jordan, Ivett Jordan, and Xaviera Jordan.
408.   The dialect of Monedusus that Christofer Jordan speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Bryani now speaks Christofer Christofer Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Bryan, and his wife Alfreda Jordan begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Christofer Jordan's wife, Alfreda Jordan, and children, Connie Guillermo, Lavena Guillermo, and Vallie Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Christofer. Christofer Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Bryan at a swift pace. Christofer Jordan traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Bryan. Christofer Jordan met 3 new people this year: Michail Jordan, Baird Vaclav, and Reg Vaclav. Christofer Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Connie Guillermo, Aggy Jordan, Marcio Jordan, and Stanislaw Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Christofer this year.