Narrative

342.   Jonathon Phillip Melvin was born to Eartha Melvin and Phillip Melvin in the town of Napier Field, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Jonathon Myke. 5 people came to meet Jonathon Melvin for the first time this year: Phillip Melvin, Eartha Melvin, Eadie Vaclav, Rhetta Vaclav, and Jonathon Melvin. Jonathon Melvin's parents Eartha Melvin and Phillip Melvin divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Eartha Melvin and Phillip Melvin decided that Eartha will stay in their house, and Phillip will move out. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
343.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Melvin made 6 new friends this year: Barri Aldis, Jami Aldis, Nerty Aldis, Rubi Myke, Wilson Shumeet, and Wilson Shumeet.
344.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Melvin's father Phillip Melvin married Ag Vaclav in Napier Field, New Waterford. Jonathon Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Cleopatra Shumeet, Tomiko Shumeet, Ikey Shumeet, and Eadie Vaclav.
345.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Gwenni Aldis, Eartha Melvin, and Suellen Vaclav.
346.   Jonathon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Melvin's parents Phillip Melvin and Ag Melvin divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
347.   Jonathon Melvin is now 5 years old. Jonathon Melvin met 7 new people this year: Irvine Shumeet, Tomlin Shumeet, Roderic Shumeet, Sharity Noland, Sisile Shumeet, Cosmo Aldis, and Camilla Noland. Jonathon Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Ken Aldis, Thornton Gilles, Harrold Myke, Capt. Nicolas Noland, and Rusty Shumeet.
348.   Jonathon Melvin met 3 new people this year: Hedy Gilles, Rubi Myke, and Joy Gilles. Jonathon Melvin made 7 new friends this year: Cosmo Aldis, Joy Gilles, Phillip Melvin, Camilla Noland, Dulcea Noland, Irvine Shumeet, and Roderic Shumeet.
349.   Jonathon is starting to pick up Monedusus. Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Napier Field. Eartha Melvin stopped in the wilderness 153 miles west of Napier Field.
350.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
351.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Jonathon Melvin's father Phillip Melvin married Hedy Gilles in Napier Field, New Waterford.
352.   Jonathon Melvin is now 10 years old. Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Eartha Melvin is looking for a good site to build a house on land that she has picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Jonathon Melvin moved into Melvin House in Ruston. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Wilderness of New Waterford. Eartha Melvin, Jonathon Melvin, and Jonathon Melvin, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on New Waterford called Ruston.
353.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
354.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
355.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
356.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Ruston. Jonathon Melvin moved into Vaclav House in Ruston. Jonathon Melvin's mother Eartha Melvin married Cristopher Vaclav in Ruston, New Waterford. Eartha Melvin is now named Eartha Vaclav.
357.   Jonathon Melvin turned 15. Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
358.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
359.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Cristopher Vaclav moved to Oak Grove, 8 miles away from Ruston. Cristopher Vaclav heard about an uninhabited house in Oak Grove, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Vaclav House in Ruston. Jonathon Melvin moved into Vaclav House in Oak Grove.
360.   Jonathon Melvin is now 18 years old. Jonathon has become fluent in Monedusus. Jonathon Melvin's parents Phillip Melvin and Hedy Melvin divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Jonathon Melvin is thinking about leaving Oak Grove, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
361.   Jonathon visited his family member, Cristopher Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Melvin moved to Ruston, 8 miles away from Oak Grove. Jonathon Melvin heard about an uninhabited house in Ruston, New Waterford, called Melvin House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved into Melvin House in Ruston.
362.   Jonathon Melvin turned 20.
367.   Jonathon Melvin is now 25 years old. Jonathon Melvin is thinking about leaving Ruston, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
372.   Jonathon Melvin turned 30.
374.   Jonathon Melvin's father Phillip Melvin married Hedy Melvin in Montrose, New Waterford.
377.   Jonathon Melvin has made up his mind: he is going to leave Ruston, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Jonathon visited his mother, Eartha Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Melvin's mother, Eartha Vaclav, died in Ruston, New Waterford, of natural causes; she was 83 years old.
382.   Jonathon Melvin turned 40.
386.   Jonathon Melvin's half-brother, Bancroft Melvin, murdered Gael Melvin in an act of revenge.
392.   Jonathon Melvin is now 50 years old.
397.   Jonathon Melvin is planning to move to a neighboring town. Jonathon Melvin moved to Haleburg, 6 miles away from Ruston. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Ruston. Jonathon Melvin found an uninhabited house in Haleburg, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved into Noland House in Haleburg. Jonathon Melvin met 4 new people this year: Anne-Mar Vaclav, Price Noland, Pen Noland, and Lynde Vaclav. Jonathon Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Price Noland, Pen Noland, Anne-Mar Vaclav, and Lynde Vaclav.
398.   Jonathon Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Jonathon Melvin moved to Savoonga, 4 miles away from Haleburg. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Noland House in Haleburg. Jonathon Melvin heard about an uninhabited house in Savoonga, New Waterford, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved into Guillermo House in Savoonga. Jonathon Melvin met 18 new people this year: Capt. Adrian Vaclav, Alfie Guillermo, Trevor Jordan, Rea Guillermo, Emalee Guillermo, Dionis Guillermo, Bear Guillermo, Salomo Jordan, Jacinda Guillermo, Ettie Vaclav, Marin Vaclav, Jemimah Jordan, Carmina Jordan, Adrian Vaclav, Che Jordan, Annamarie Guillermo, Paulie Jordan, and Joslyn Jordan. Jonathon Melvin made 15 new friends this year: Bear Guillermo, Annamarie Guillermo, Emalee Guillermo, Orelle Guillermo, Jacinda Guillermo, Jemimah Jordan, Breena Jordan, Giraud Jordan, Trevor Jordan, Che Jordan, Joslyn Jordan, Capt. Adrian Vaclav, Ettie Vaclav, Marin Vaclav, and Adrian Vaclav.
399.   Jonathon Melvin moved to Haleburg, 4 miles away from Savoonga. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Guillermo House in Savoonga. Jonathon Melvin found an uninhabited house in Haleburg, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved into Vaclav House in Haleburg.
400.   Jonathon Melvin moved to Battens Crossroads, 6 miles away from Haleburg. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Vaclav House in Haleburg. Jonathon Melvin found an uninhabited house in Battens Crossroads, New Waterford, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved into Guillermo House in Battens Crossroads. Jonathon Melvin met one new person this year, Sascha Vaclav.
402.   Jonathon Melvin turned 60.
404.   Jonathon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Eadie Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 56 years ago in in Napier Field, New Waterford. Jonathon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Rhetta Melvin; they haven't seen each other since 61 years ago in in Napier Field, New Waterford.
405.   Jonathon Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Jonathon Melvin moved to Haleburg, 6 miles away from Battens Crossroads. Jonathon Melvin moved out of Guillermo House in Battens Crossroads. Jonathon Melvin caught word of an uninhabited house in Haleburg, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Jonathon Melvin moved into Noland House in Haleburg. Jonathon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Phillip Melvin; they haven't seen each other since 57 years ago in in Napier Field, New Waterford. Jonathon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Eartha Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Ruston, New Waterford.
408.   Jonathon Melvin has fallen ill. Jonathon is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Price Noland, Paulie Noland, Pen Noland, Anne-Mar Vaclav, and Lynde Vaclav. Jonathon Melvin died in Haleburg, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 66 years old. Jonathon Melvin was laid to rest in the Haleburg cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.