Narrative

228.   Staford Rodger Noland was born to Elisha Noland and Staford Noland in the wilderness of the island of Waterford. He is named after his father, Staford Noland. 4 people came to meet Staford Noland for the first time this year: Marshall Zollie, Sibyl Zollie, Elisha Noland, and Staford Noland. Staford Noland people came to meet Staford Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Staford this year.
229.   Staford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Staford Noland's younger sister, Cynthia Noland, was born in Wilderness of Waterford. Staford Noland's parents Staford Noland and Elisha Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Staford Noland and Elisha Noland decided that Elisha will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Waterford, and Staford will leave. Staford Noland's sister, Cynthia Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Waterford from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. 3 people came to meet Staford Noland for the first time this year: Cynthia Gilles, Sean Gilles, and Lisabeth Noland.
230.   Staford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
231.   Staford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Staford Noland's younger half-brother, Kostas Noland, was born in Wilderness of Waterford. Elisha Noland emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 18 miles east to Chancellor. Elisha Noland found an uninhabited house in Chancellor, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Staford Noland moved into Aldis House in Chancellor. Staford Noland moved out of Aldis House in Wilderness of Waterford. Staford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Zora Aldis, Kitty Gilles, and Farrah Melvin.
232.   Staford has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Staford Noland made 6 new friends this year: Mahala Aldis, Rosalyn Aldis, Shari Gilles, Elnora Gilles, Elisha Noland, and Davey Prasun.
233.   Staford Noland turned 5. Staford Noland met 5 new people this year: Dode Gilles, John-Patrick Aldis, Raye Gilles, Forbes Gilles, and Lea Prasun. Staford Noland made 4 new friends this year: Rodney Aldis, Suellen Gilles, Oriana Noland, and Suellen Prasun.
234.   Staford Noland's father Staford Noland married Mahala Aldis in Chancellor, Waterford. Staford visited his friend Elnora Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Staford Noland met two new people this year, Oran Jordan and Dru Gilles. Staford Noland made 11 new friends this year: Dasya Aldis, Forbes Gilles, Douglis Gilles, Raye Gilles, Oran Jordan, Neville Melvin, Staford Noland, Iain Prasun, Fan Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Mabel Vaclav.
235.   Staford Noland met 4 new people this year: Gizela Aldis, Dahlia Aldis, Michelle Aldis, and Leopold Aldis. Staford Noland made 7 new friends this year: Elonore Aldis, Dahlia Aldis, Michelle Aldis, Rozelle Aldis, Shoshanna Aldis, Dru Gilles, and Lea Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
237.   Staford Noland moved out of Aldis House in Chancellor. Staford Noland moved into Zollie House in Chancellor. Staford Noland's mother Elisha Noland married Oran Jordan in Chancellor, Waterford. Elisha Noland is now named Elisha Jordan. Staford visited his friend Oriana Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Staford Noland met two new people this year, Archie Aldis and Anallese Aldis. Staford Noland made 8 new friends this year: Deloria Aldis, Kee Aldis, Anallese Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Filippa Aldis, Archie Aldis, Sibyl Gilles, and Filippa Noland.
238.   Staford Noland turned 10. Staford Noland's younger half-brother, Inglebert Jordan, was born in Chancellor. Staford visited his friend Elonore Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Zollie House, their home, Staford is attending to Oran Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Staford Noland met one new person this year, Buck Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
239.   Staford Noland met one new person this year, Matteo Prasun.
240.   Staford Noland's parents Mahala Noland and Staford Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Staford Noland met two new people this year, Martyn Aldis and Dianna Prasun. Staford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Martyn Aldis, Georgy Melvin, and Dianna Prasun.
241.   Staford Noland met 4 new people this year: Suellen Prasun, Dionysus Aldis, Breena Aldis, and Wesley Gilles. Staford just found out from Breena Aldis that his father Staford Noland died of disease in Derby, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Chancellor, Waterford. (Breena had recently found this out from Conroy Aldis.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
242.   Staford visited his friend Breena Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Staford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Dionysus Aldis, Bernardine Aldis, Annalyse Gilles, Elnora Jordan, and Halimeda Vaclav.
243.   Staford Noland is now 15 years old. Staford Noland met one new person this year, Min Aldis. Staford just found out from Min Aldis that his family member Marshall Zollie was murdered in Cummington, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in the wilderness of Waterford. (Min had recently found this out from Gertrud Melvin.)
244.   Staford Noland's mother Elisha Jordan married Alfonzo Aldis in Circle, Waterford. Elisha Jordan is now named Elisha Aldis. Staford Noland met 8 new people this year: Louise Vaclav, Eveline Gilles, Kirstyn Vaclav, Thain Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Iain Noland, Fleming Vaclav, and Regina Gilles. Staford just found out from Tallie Noland that his brother Kostas Noland died in the wilderness of Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in the wilderness of Waterford. (Tallie had recently found this out from Charissa Vaclav.) Staford Noland made 11 new friends this year: Huey Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Kath Gilles, Thain Gilles, Eveline Gilles, Iain Noland, Beverly Noland, Suellen Prasun, Louise Vaclav, Tailor Vaclav, and Kirstyn Vaclav.
245.   Staford Noland met 3 new people this year: Beverly Noland, Danit Noland, and Flipper Aldis. Staford Noland made 4 new friends this year: Regina Gilles, Danit Noland, Juana Shumeet, and Fleming Vaclav.
246.   Staford Noland turned 18. Staford Noland met 4 new people this year: Lucas Gilles, Giancarlo Noland, Ann-Mari Noland, and Silvan Aldis. Staford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Burnaby Aldis, Lucas Gilles, Susana Jordan, Tallie Noland, and Ardyce Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
247.   Staford Noland married Raye Gilles in Chancellor, Waterford. Raye Gilles is now named Raye Noland. Staford Noland met 3 new people this year: Rahul Zollie, Rahul Zollie, and Dirk Gilles. Staford Noland made 7 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Wesley Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Inglebert Jordan, Kippie Zollie, and Rahul Zollie.
248.   Staford Noland is now 20 years old. Staford Noland met 8 new people this year: Liane Gilles, Shea Gilles, Breena Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Waylan Gilles, Rycca Gilles, Sib Gilles, and Hodge Zollie. Staford Noland made 11 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Faydra Aldis, Waylan Gilles, Shea Gilles, Shea Gilles, Sib Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Giancarlo Noland, Leigh Noland, Rahul Zollie, and Hodge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
249.   Raye Noland gave birth to a girl named Kitty Bobette Noland, after Kitty Gilles, of whom Staford Noland is the father. Staford Noland met 8 new people this year: Daveta Gilles, Vivian Jordan, Consuelo Gilles, Raoul Aldis, Lilias Gilles, Gerome Gilles, Weslie Gilles, and Dennie Gilles. Staford Noland made 8 new friends this year: Raoul Aldis, Andree Gilles, Consuelo Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Jim Gilles, Breena Gilles, Vivian Jordan, and Faydra Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
250.   Raye Noland gave birth to a boy named Staford Art Noland; he is named for his father Staford Rodger Noland. Staford Noland met one new person this year, Mohamad Zollie. Staford just found out from Susana Jordan that his mother Elisha Aldis died of disease in Cummington, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Chancellor, Waterford. (Susana had recently found this out from Davey Prasun.) Staford just found out from Faydra Aldis that his family member Sibyl Zollie died of disease in Cummington, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in the wilderness of Waterford. (Faydra had recently found this out from Susana Jordan.) Staford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Daveta Gilles, Lilias Gilles, Weslie Gilles, Alwin Noland, and Tate Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Staford this year.
251.   Staford Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Staford Noland moved to Pennington, 3 miles away from Chancellor. Staford Noland moved out of Zollie House in Chancellor. Staford Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Pennington, Waterford, on which a house could be built. Staford Noland moved into Noland House in Pennington. Staford Noland met 7 new people this year: Ellynn Gilles, Allyce Myke, Sherwynd Vaclav, Ruby Vaclav, Winna Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, and Freddy Vaclav. Staford Noland made 8 new friends this year: Ellynn Gilles, Allyce Myke, Freddy Vaclav, Sherwynd Vaclav, Cornellis Vaclav, Aeriela Vaclav, Winna Vaclav, and Lucien Vaclav.
253.   Staford Noland turned 25. Staford Noland met one new person this year, Nadine Vaclav.
254.   Raye Noland gave birth to a girl named Desaree Alina Noland, of whom Staford Noland is the father. Staford Noland was murdered in Pennington, Waterford by Aeriela Vaclav; he was 26 years old. Staford Noland was laid to rest in the Pennington cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
261.   Staford Noland's half-brother, Inglebert Jordan, murdered 21-year-old Prentice Gilles in Derby, Waterford.
277.   Staford Noland's son Staford Noland married Bettine Gilles in Seattle, Waterford.
278.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Cresa Noland, was born in the town of Seattle, Waterford; the child's father is Staford's son, Staford Noland.
279.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Raye Noland, was born in the town of Seattle, Waterford; the child's father is Staford's son, Staford Noland.
281.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Lolita Vaclav, was born in the town of Seattle, Waterford; the child's father is Staford's son, Staford Noland. Staford Noland's daughter Desaree Noland married Jordon Zollie in Mount Prasun, Erving. Desaree Noland is now named Desaree Zollie.
282.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Lester Noland, was born in the town of Seattle, Waterford; the child's father is Staford's son, Staford Noland. Staford Noland's grandchild, named Staford Noland, was born in the town of Seattle, Waterford; the child's father is Staford's son, Staford Noland. Staford Noland's grandchild, named Bonita Zollie, was born in the town of Mount Prasun, Erving; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Desaree Zollie.
283.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Markus Zollie, was born in the town of Mount Prasun, Erving; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Desaree Zollie.
284.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Eli Zollie, was born in the town of Mount Prasun, Erving; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Desaree Zollie.
285.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Katrinka Zollie, was born in the town of Mount Prasun, Erving; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Desaree Zollie. Staford Noland's daughter Desaree Zollie and Jordon Zollie divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Desaree Zollie and Jordon Zollie decided that their children, Bonita, Markus, and Katrinka, will live with Desaree. Staford Noland's daughter Kitty Noland married Bert Aldis in Seattle, Waterford. Kitty Noland is now named Kitty Aldis.
286.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Tad Aldis, was born in the town of Seattle, Waterford; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Kitty Aldis. Staford Noland's daughter Kitty Aldis and Bert Aldis divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Kitty Aldis and Bert Aldis decided that their child, Tad, will live with Kitty. Staford Noland's daughter Desaree Zollie married Ham Gilles in Mount Prasun, Erving.
287.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Staford Gilles, was born in the town of Mount Prasun, Erving; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Desaree Gilles.
288.   Staford Noland's grandchild, named Parker Gilles, was born in the town of Mount Prasun, Erving; the child's mother is Staford's daughter, Desaree Gilles.
296.   Staford Noland's son Staford Noland married Shayna Gilles in Seattle, Waterford. Shayna Gilles is now named Shayna Noland.
299.   Staford Noland's grandson, Staford Noland, killed 20-year-old Rhiamon Aldis in self-defense in Seattle, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him.
305.   Staford Noland's son Staford Noland and Shayna Noland divorced after 9 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
311.   Staford Noland's son Staford Noland married Debby Melvin in Seattle, Waterford. Debby Melvin is now named Debby Noland.
312.   Staford Noland's daughter Kitty Aldis married Wood Gilles in Derby, Waterford.
331.   Staford Noland's grandson, Staford Noland, murdered 52-year-old Silvan Aldis in the wilderness of Wilderness of Port Jervis. This was his second victim. Staford Noland's grandson, Staford Noland, murdered Staford Noland in an act of revenge. This was his third victim.