Narrative

299.   Ethelred Woodman Vaclav was born to Morna Vaclav and Woodman Vaclav in the town of Bedford, on the island of New Waterford. 21 people came to meet Ethelred Vaclav for the first time this year: Ethelred Vaclav, Zeb Vaclav, Nikki Vaclav, Whit Vaclav, Merrill Vaclav, Rollo Vaclav, Glyn Noland, Morna Vaclav, Ramesh Noland, Morten Noland, Hari Noland, Pen Noland, Zeb Noland, Clarinda Noland, Suellen Noland, Catarina Noland, Ramesh Noland, Woodman Vaclav, Lindy Vaclav, Cathie Vaclav, and Dwayne Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
300.   Ethelred is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ethelred Vaclav's younger sister, Lilia Vaclav, was born in Bedford. Ethelred Vaclav made 8 new friends this year: Zeb Noland, Suellen Noland, Catarina Noland, Lauri Noland, Merrill Vaclav, Lindy Vaclav, Laryssa Vaclav, and Cathie Vaclav.
301.   Ethelred is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ethelred Vaclav's younger brother, Royal Vaclav, was born in Bedford. Ethelred visited his grandmother, Cathie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
302.   Ethelred is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
303.   Ethelred has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
304.   Ethelred Vaclav turned 5. Ethelred Vaclav's younger brother, Garcon Vaclav, was born in Bedford.
305.   Ethelred Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Pen Noland, Lynde Noland, and Dwayne Vaclav.
306.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger brother, Ethan Vaclav, was born in Bedford. Ethelred Vaclav met two new people this year, Filipe Noland and Joelie Noland. Ethelred Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Morten Noland, Hari Noland, Lilia Vaclav, and Zeb Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
307.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger sister, Dasie Vaclav, was born in Bedford. Ethelred Vaclav's brother, Ethan Vaclav, died in Bedford, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Ethelred Vaclav's sister, Dasie Vaclav, died in Bedford, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
308.   Ethelred visited his friend Filipe Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
309.   Ethelred Vaclav is now 10 years old. Cletus Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Bedford for an expedition on the Unaccreditated, which Cletus Noland has agreed to lead. Woodman Vaclav reluctantly accepted an invitation from Cletus Noland to leave Bedford on the Unaccreditated, but will have to consult family. Morna Vaclav agreed to go on the journey; their children Lilia Vaclav, Ethelred Vaclav, Garcon Vaclav, Royal Vaclav, and Rollo Vaclav will also come along. Ethelred Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Bedford. Ethelred Vaclav boarded the Unaccreditated from the port of Bedford, New Waterford. The group about to board the Unaccreditated has decided that, rather than Cletus Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Zeb Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Unaccreditated, under command of Capt. Zeb Noland, has left the harbor at Bedford, New Waterford. The Unaccreditated is heading W at quarter-speed.
310.   The Unaccreditated is heading S at half-speed. Ethelred Vaclav's younger brother, Abdul Vaclav, was born in Unaccreditated. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
311.   The Unaccreditated is heading S at full-speed. Ethelred Vaclav's younger brother, Beauregard Vaclav, was born in Unaccreditated. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
312.   The Unaccreditated is heading NW at three-quarter speed. Ethelred visited his friend Ron Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Bedford, New Waterford.
313.   The Unaccreditated is heading W at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Unaccreditated have spotted land. The Unaccreditated is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. Woodman Vaclav is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. A new island was discovered by the crew of Unaccreditated. They call it Belleville. On it, they have founded a port called Noland, which is named after Capt. Zeb Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's younger sister, Stephannie Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. Ethelred visited his friend Laryssa Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
314.   Ethelred Vaclav is now 15 years old. Ethelred Vaclav's younger sister, Riki Vaclav, was born in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's parents Woodman Vaclav and Morna Vaclav divorced after 17 years of marriage; they had 11 children together. Woodman Vaclav and Morna Vaclav decided that Morna will stay in their house, and Woodman will move out. Ethelred Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
316.   Ethelred Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav moved into Noland House in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's mother Morna Vaclav married Cletus Noland in Noland, Belleville. Morna Vaclav is now named Morna Noland.
317.   Ethelred Vaclav is now 18 years old. Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-brother, Monty Noland, was born in Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
318.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-sister, Aurelie Noland, was born in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's half-sister, Aurelie Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
319.   Ethelred Vaclav is now 20 years old. Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-sister, Alia Noland, was born in Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
320.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-brother, Rudolfo Noland, was born in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's half-brother, Rudolfo Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
321.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-brother, Aldis Noland, was born in Noland. Ethelred visited his father, Woodman Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethelred Vaclav's father, Woodman Vaclav, died in Noland, Belleville, of natural causes; he was 66 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
322.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-brother, Nikki Noland, was born in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's parents Morna Noland and Cletus Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Ethelred Vaclav moved out of Noland House in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav moved into Noland House in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav's half-brother, Aldis Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
323.   Ethelred Vaclav's mother Morna Noland married Hari Noland in Noland, Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
324.   Ethelred Vaclav turned 25. Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-brother, Laurent Noland, was born in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
325.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-brother, Wain Noland, was born in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. Ethelred Vaclav's half-brother, Laurent Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
326.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-sister, Cristine Noland, was born in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. Ethelred Vaclav's half-sister, Cristine Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
327.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-sister, Gina Noland, was born in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. Ethelred Vaclav's sister, Lilia Noland, took her own life in Noland, Belleville; she was 27 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
329.   Ethelred Vaclav turned 30.
330.   Ethelred Vaclav's younger half-sister, Cathyleen Noland, was born in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
332.   Ethelred Vaclav's parents Morna Noland and Hari Noland divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 5 children together.
333.   Ethelred Vaclav's mother Morna Noland married Cletus Noland in Noland, Belleville.
336.   Ethelred Vaclav's parents Morna Noland and Cletus Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Ethelred Vaclav's mother Morna Noland married Capt. Zeb Noland in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred visited his nephew, Ethan Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethelred visited his mother, Morna Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethelred Vaclav's mother, Morna Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 60 years old. Ethelred visited his brother, Beauregard Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethelred Vaclav's brother, Beauregard Vaclav, died in Noland, Belleville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 25 years old. Ethelred visited his sister, Alia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethelred Vaclav's half-sister, Alia Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 17 years old.
337.   Ethelred Vaclav's brother, Rollo Vaclav, took his own life in Noland, Belleville; he was 39 years old.
339.   Ethelred Vaclav turned 40.
344.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
345.   Ethelred Vaclav's sister, Stephannie Vaclav, took her own life in Noland, Belleville; she was 32 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
346.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
347.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
348.   Ethelred visited his friend Capt. Zeb Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 49 years ago in Bedford, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
349.   Ethelred Vaclav is now 50 years old.
350.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
351.   Ethelred Vaclav's brother, Royal Vaclav, took his own life in Noland, Belleville; he was 50 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
352.   Ethelred visited his niece, Marlena Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
353.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
354.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
355.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
356.   Ethelred is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Capt. Zeb Noland; they first met 57 years ago in Bedford, New Waterford and last saw each other 8 years ago in Noland, Belleville.
357.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
358.   Ethelred Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Noland for an expedition on the Unaccreditated, which Ethelred Vaclav has agreed to lead. Cletus Noland reluctantly accepted an invitation from Ethelred Vaclav to leave Noland on the Unaccreditated. Ethelred Vaclav moved out of Noland House in Noland. Ethelred Vaclav boarded the Unaccreditated from the port of Noland, Belleville. The group about to board the Unaccreditated has decided that, rather than Ethelred Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Rupert Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Unaccreditated, under command of Capt. Rupert Noland, has left the harbor at Noland, Belleville. The Unaccreditated is heading W at quarter-speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
359.   Ethelred Vaclav turned 60. The Unaccreditated is heading W at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Unaccreditated have spotted land. The Unaccreditated is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. Cletus Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Ethelred Vaclav moved into Noland House in Vaclav. Ethelred Vaclav moved out of Noland House in Unaccreditated. A new island was discovered by the crew of Unaccreditated. They call it Simsbury. On it, they have founded a port called Vaclav, which is named after Abra Vaclav. Ethelred Vaclav is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of New Waterford; there are no potential mates in Vaclav, Simsbury, and Ethelred is lonely.
360.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
361.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Clarinda Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Glyn Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Cristine Noland; they haven't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandfather, the late Nikki Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 49 years ago in aboard the Unaccreditated. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Aurelie Noland; they haven't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Lindy Vaclav; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Merrill Vaclav; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Riki Noland; they haven't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandmother, the late Cathie Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Catarina Noland; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Aldis Noland; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Ramesh Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Woodman Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Morten Noland; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Dasie Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 54 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Bruno Noland; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Dwayne Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, Whit Vaclav; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Zeb Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Zeb Vaclav; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Monty Noland; they haven't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Welby Noland; they last saw each other 4 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Aurelie Noland; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Morna Noland; they haven't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Ramesh Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Rozele Noland; they last saw each other 39 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Nikki Noland; they last saw each other 13 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Pen Noland; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford.
362.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Laurent Noland; they haven't seen each other since 37 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Zeb Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Suellen Myke; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Rudolfo Noland; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Ethan Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Bedford, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ethelred this year. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Lilia Noland; they haven't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Ethan Noland; they last saw each other 26 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Alia Noland; they haven't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
363.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Onida Noland; they last saw each other 15 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Rollo Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Abdul Vaclav; they last saw each other 7 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ethelred this year.
364.   Ethelred Vaclav is lamenting his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of New Waterford; there are no potential mates in Vaclav, Simsbury, and Ethelred is lonely. In Noland House, their home, Ethelred is attending to Cletus Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Royal Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Rheta Noland; they last saw each other 12 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Jillie Noland; they last saw each other 14 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
365.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Lenette Noland; they last saw each other 20 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hari Noland; they last saw each other 8 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Lilia Noland; they last saw each other 8 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Cathyleen Noland; they haven't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
366.   Ethelred Vaclav regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of New Waterford; there are no potential mates in Vaclav, Simsbury, and Ethelred is lonely. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Beauregard Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 30 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
367.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Stephannie Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Morna Vaclav; they last saw each other 8 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, Nikki Noland; they haven't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
368.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Abra Vaclav; they last saw each other 10 years ago in aboard the Unaccreditated. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Gina Noland; they haven't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Bobette Noland; they last saw each other 11 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
369.   Ethelred Vaclav turned 70. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Sophia Vaclav; they last saw each other 11 years ago in aboard the Unaccreditated. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Maxy Noland; they last saw each other 20 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Curtice Noland; they last saw each other 21 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
370.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Marlena Noland; they last saw each other 18 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Katherina Vaclav; they last saw each other 7 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Wain Noland; they last saw each other 13 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
373.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Garcon Vaclav; they last saw each other 12 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury.
374.   Ethelred is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Hari Noland; they last saw each other 17 years ago in in Noland, Belleville.
375.   Ethelred Vaclav regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of New Waterford; there are no potential mates in Vaclav, Simsbury, and Ethelred is lonely.
377.   Ethelred Vaclav has fallen ill. Ethelred is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Capt. Rupert Noland, Evania Noland, Wain Noland, Fazeel Vaclav, Garcon Vaclav, Abdul Vaclav, Beret Vaclav, Alia Vaclav, Glyn Vaclav, Joshua Vaclav, Morna Vaclav, and Ethyl Vaclav. Ethelred Vaclav died in Vaclav, Simsbury, of natural causes; he was 78 years old. Ethelred Vaclav was laid to rest in the Vaclav cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.