Narrative

268.   Beauregard Cory Noland was born to Morna Noland and Aldis Noland in the wilderness of the island of New Waterford. 6 people came to meet Beauregard Noland for the first time this year: Debor Noland, Woodman Vaclav, Stephannie Vaclav, Aldis Noland, Magdaia Vaclav, and Morna Noland. Beauregard Noland's parents Aldis Noland and Morna Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Aldis Noland and Morna Noland decided that Morna will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of New Waterford, and Aldis will move out. Morna Noland traveled 58 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Beauregard Noland and Auria Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Beauregard this year.
269.   Beauregard is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Morna Noland traveled 56 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
270.   Beauregard is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Beauregard Noland's father, Aldis Noland, died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford after a freak accident; he was 59 years old. Morna Noland traveled 42 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford. Arlee Gilles people came to meet Beauregard Noland for the first time.
271.   Beauregard is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Morna Noland traveled 104 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford.
272.   Beauregard has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Morna Noland traveled 90 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
273.   Beauregard Noland is now 5 years old. Morna Noland traveled 23 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
274.   Morna Noland traveled 15 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
275.   Morna Noland traveled a mile east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
276.   Morna Noland traveled 30 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford.
277.   Morna Noland traveled 127 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford.
278.   Beauregard Noland is now 10 years old. Morna Noland traveled 50 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
279.   Morna Noland traveled 17 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford.
280.   Beauregard visited his mother, Morna Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Beauregard Noland's mother, Morna Noland, died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford of natural causes; she was 67 years old. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his sister Magdaia Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
281.   Beauregard Noland is wondering about his sister Magdaia Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
282.   Beauregard Noland is worrying about his sister Magdaia Vaclav, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
283.   Beauregard Noland turned 15.
284.   Beauregard Noland is wondering about his sister Magdaia Gilles, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
285.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 13 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his sister Magdaia Gilles, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
286.   Beauregard Noland turned 18. Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at a swift pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 75 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his sister Magdaia Gilles, who 9 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
287.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving west from Wilderness of New Waterford at a fast pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 75 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is wondering about his sister Magdaia Gilles, who 10 years ago set out for a new life in Pilot Point, New Waterford.
288.   Beauregard Noland turned 20. Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a swift pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 11 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
289.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a swift pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 70 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard reunited with his sister Magdaia Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
290.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Beauregard visited his cousin, Cathyleen Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Beauregard Noland's half-sister, Stephannie Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford of starvation; she was 32 years old. Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 83 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
291.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a fast pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 20 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
292.   Beauregard Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Beauregard Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Windham. Beauregard Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Windham, New Waterford, on which a house could be built. Beauregard Noland moved into Noland House in Windham. Beauregard reunited with his sister Debor Noland, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in the wilderness of New Waterford. Beauregard Noland is wondering about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
293.   Beauregard Noland turned 25. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
294.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Windham, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
295.   Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 9 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
298.   Beauregard Noland is now 30 years old. Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Windham, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Beauregard Noland is wondering about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 12 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
299.   Beauregard Noland is wondering about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 13 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
301.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Windham, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Beauregard this year. Beauregard Noland is wondering about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 15 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
302.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Windham, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 16 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
304.   Beauregard Noland is wondering about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 18 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
305.   Beauregard Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none in the vicinity.
306.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Windham; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland moved out of Noland House in Windham. Beauregard Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Beauregard Noland stopped in the wilderness 87 miles north of Windham. Beauregard just found out from Debor Guillermo that his niece Ashli Guillermo died in the wilderness of New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Windham, New Waterford. (Debor had recently found this out from Debor Guillermo.) Beauregard reunited with his sister Magdaia Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in the wilderness of New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Beauregard this year. Beauregard Noland is worrying about his brother Woodman Vaclav, who 20 years ago set out for a new life in Aleneva, New Waterford.
307.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
308.   Beauregard Noland is now 40 years old. Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Beauregard visited his cousin, Andre Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
310.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
311.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a fast pace. Beauregard Noland traveled a mile north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
312.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at a fast pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 46 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
313.   Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a rapid pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 5 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
314.   Beauregard Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Beauregard Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Beauregard Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Beauregard Noland traveled 65 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford.
315.   Beauregard visited his sister, Debor Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Beauregard Noland's half-sister, Debor Guillermo, died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford of natural causes; she was 67 years old. Beauregard Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of New Waterford by Zeb Vaclav; he was 47 years old. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Beauregard Noland died, he was not buried or given a gravestone.