Narrative

326.   Evania Dasi Noland was born to Lilia Noland and Capt. Zeb Noland in the town of Noland, on the island of Belleville. She is named after her father's aunt, Evania Noland. 22 people came to meet Evania Noland for the first time this year: Stephannie Vaclav, Capt. Zeb Noland, Cristine Noland, Royal Vaclav, Lilia Noland, Monty Noland, Ethan Noland, Aurelie Noland, Ethyl Noland, Beret Noland, Beauregard Vaclav, Abdul Vaclav, Ethelred Vaclav, Morna Noland, Garcon Vaclav, Riki Vaclav, Alia Noland, Evania Noland, Wain Noland, Rollo Vaclav, Bruno Noland, and Nikki Noland. Evania Noland's sister, Aurelie Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
327.   Evania is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Evania Noland's younger sister, Onida Noland, was born in Noland. Evania Noland's mother, Lilia Noland, took her own life in Noland, Belleville; she was 27 years old.
328.   Evania is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
329.   Evania is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
330.   Evania has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
331.   Evania Noland is now 5 years old.
332.   Evania Noland made 7 new friends this year: Ethyl Noland, Hari Noland, Onida Noland, Nikki Noland, Alia Noland, Stephannie Vaclav, and Beauregard Vaclav.
333.   Evania Noland made 3 new friends this year: Gina Noland, Bruno Noland, and Abdul Vaclav.
335.   Evania Noland made 3 new friends this year: Capt. Zeb Noland, Garcon Vaclav, and Royal Vaclav.
336.   Evania Noland turned 10. Evania Noland's father Capt. Zeb Noland married Morna Noland in Noland, Belleville. In Noland House, their home, Evania is attending to Ethan Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Noland's brother, Ethan Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 13 years old. In Noland House, their home, Evania is attending to Morna Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania visited her uncle, Beauregard Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Evania is attending to Alia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
341.   Evania Noland is now 15 years old.
344.   Evania Noland turned 18. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
345.   Evania Noland moved out of Noland House in Noland. Evania Noland moved into Noland House in Noland. Evania Noland married Abdul Vaclav in Noland, Belleville. Evania Noland is now named Evania Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evania this year.
346.   Evania Vaclav turned 20. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav decided that Abdul will stay in their house, and Evania will move out. Evania Vaclav moved out of Noland House in Noland. Evania Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Noland. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Evania Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Noland. Evania Vaclav moved into Noland House in Noland. Evania Vaclav married Abdul Vaclav in Noland, Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
347.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
348.   Evania visited her father, Capt. Zeb Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Vaclav's father, Capt. Zeb Noland, died in Noland, Belleville, of natural causes; he was 62 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evania this year.
349.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
350.   Evania Vaclav asked Abdul Vaclav for a divorce; Abdul pleaded for them to stay together, but Evania insists on divorcing. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav decided that Evania will stay in their house, and Abdul will move out. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
351.   Evania Vaclav turned 25. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Evania Vaclav moved out of Noland House in Noland. Evania Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Noland. Evania Vaclav married Abdul Vaclav in Noland, Belleville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
352.   Evania Vaclav asked Abdul Vaclav for a divorce; Abdul Vaclav agreed to it. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Evania Vaclav and Abdul Vaclav decided that Abdul will stay in their house, and Evania will move out. Evania Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Noland. Evania Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Noland. Evania visited her cousin, Marlena Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Wain Noland, Bobette Noland, and Glyn Noland.
353.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
354.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
355.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
356.   Evania Vaclav turned 30.
357.   Evania Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Noland. Evania Vaclav moved into Noland House in Noland. Evania Vaclav married Wain Noland in Noland, Belleville. Evania Vaclav is now named Evania Noland. Evania Vaclav moved to Pike Road, 3 miles away from Noland. Evania Noland moved out of Noland House in Noland. Evania Noland moved into Noland House in Noland. Evania Noland moved out of Noland House in Pike Road. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evania this year.
358.   Ethelred Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Noland for an expedition on the Unaccreditated, which Ethelred Vaclav has agreed to lead. Wain Noland accepted an invitation from Ethelred Vaclav to leave Noland on the Unaccreditated, but will have to consult family. Evania Noland nervously agreed to go on the journey. Evania Noland boarded the Unaccreditated from the port of Noland, Belleville. The group about to board the Unaccreditated has decided that, rather than Ethelred Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Rupert Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Unaccreditated, under command of Capt. Rupert Noland, has left the harbor at Noland, Belleville. The Unaccreditated is heading W at quarter-speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
359.   The Unaccreditated is heading W at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Unaccreditated have spotted land. The Unaccreditated is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. Wain Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Evania Noland moved into Noland House in Vaclav. Evania Noland moved out of Noland House in Unaccreditated. A new island was discovered by the crew of Unaccreditated. They call it Simsbury. On it, they have founded a port called Vaclav, which is named after Abra Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
360.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
361.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
362.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
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364.   Evania visited her friend Cletus Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 38 years ago in Noland, Belleville.
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366.   Evania Noland is now 40 years old.
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368.   Evania Noland had an affair with Capt. Rupert Noland. Evania Noland had an affair with Capt. Rupert Noland; Evania's husband, Wain Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
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373.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evania this year.
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376.   Evania Noland turned 50.
377.   Evania visited her uncle, Ethelred Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
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379.   Evania visited her uncle, Abdul Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Noland's ex-husband, Abdul Vaclav, died in Vaclav, Simsbury, of natural causes; he was 69 years old.
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382.   Evania visited her cousin, Capt. Rupert Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
383.   Evania is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Hari Noland; they first met 56 years ago in Noland, Belleville and last saw each other 26 years ago in Noland, Belleville.
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385.   The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Evania Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Simsburyan now speaks Evania
386.   Evania Noland is now 60 years old. Evania visited her uncle, Garcon Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Evania is attending to Wain Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Noland's husband, Wain Noland, died in Vaclav, Simsbury, of natural causes; he was 61 years old. Evania is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Cletus Noland; they first met 60 years ago in Noland, Belleville and last saw each other 22 years ago in Vaclav, Simsbury.
387.   Evania Noland met one new person this year, Ottilie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evania this year.
388.   Evania visited her sister, Beret Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Noland's sister, Beret Vaclav, died in Vaclav, Simsbury, of natural causes; she was 67 years old. Evania visited her cousin, Fazeel Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in Vaclav; two people died.
393.   Evania visited her sister, Ethyl Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evania Noland's sister, Ethyl Vaclav, died in Vaclav, Simsbury, of natural causes; she was 69 years old. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own father, the late Capt. Zeb Noland; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Cristine Noland; they last saw each other 67 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Onida Noland; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Monty Noland; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Gina Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Ethan Noland; they haven't seen each other since 57 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Aurelie Noland; they haven't seen each other since 67 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Marlena Noland; they last saw each other 41 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Beauregard Vaclav; they last saw each other 57 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Garcon Vaclav; they last saw each other 32 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own grandmother, the late Morna Noland; they haven't seen each other since 57 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Riki Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Maxy Noland; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Alia Noland; they last saw each other 57 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Abra Vaclav; they last saw each other 35 years ago in aboard the Unaccreditated. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Welby Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Abdul Vaclav; they last saw each other 37 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Wain Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Rollo Vaclav; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Bruno Noland; they haven't seen each other since 56 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Nikki Noland; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Cathyleen Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Stephannie Vaclav; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Lilia Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Royal Vaclav; they last saw each other 42 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Morna Vaclav; they last saw each other 34 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Ethelred Vaclav; they last saw each other 16 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Capt. Rupert Noland; they last saw each other 11 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury.
394.   Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own mother, the late Lilia Noland; they haven't seen each other since 67 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Curtice Noland; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Garcon Vaclav; they last saw each other 8 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Hari Noland; they last saw each other 37 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Nikki Noland; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Abdul Vaclav; they last saw each other 15 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Jillie Noland; they last saw each other 44 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Fazeel Vaclav; they last saw each other 6 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury.
395.   Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Lenette Noland; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Abdul Vaclav; they last saw each other 19 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Sophia Vaclav; they last saw each other 37 years ago in aboard the Unaccreditated. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Rheta Noland; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Katherina Vaclav; they last saw each other 32 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury.
396.   Evania Noland turned 70. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Bobette Noland; they last saw each other 39 years ago in in Noland, Belleville. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Morna Vaclav; they last saw each other 9 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury.
398.   Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Beret Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury. Evania is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own husband, the late Wain Noland; they haven't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Vaclav, Simsbury.
406.   Evania Noland turned 80.