Narrative

253.   Kip Brice Noland was born to Judi Noland and Davin Noland in the town of Waltham, on the island of Centreville. He is named after his grandfather, Kip Noland. 7 people came to meet Kip Noland for the first time this year: Davin Noland, Kip Noland, Abdulkarim Aldis, Alida Noland, Jan Noland, Judi Noland, and August Aldis. Kip Noland's parents Judi Noland and Davin Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Judi Noland and Davin Noland decided that Judi will stay in their house, and Davin will move out. Kip Noland moved out of Noland House in Waltham. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kip this year.
254.   Kip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
255.   Kip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
256.   Kip is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
257.   Kip has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Abdulkarim Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Waltham for an expedition on the Phytogenic, which Abdulkarim Aldis has agreed to lead. Davin Noland overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Abdulkarim Aldis to leave Waltham on the Phytogenic. Kip Noland moved out of Noland House in Waltham. Kip Noland boarded the Phytogenic from the port of Waltham, Centreville. Abdulkarim Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Phytogenic, under command of Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis, has left the harbor at Waltham, Centreville. The Phytogenic is heading W at three-quarter speed.
258.   Kip Noland is now 5 years old. The Phytogenic is heading W at quarter-speed. Distrust in Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Davin Noland is going to attempt to murder Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis, whose decision-making aboard the Phytogenic has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Davin Noland attempted to murder Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is being decided for Kip Noland, who acted alone in his failed mutiny attempt. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis ordered the hanging of 53-year-old Davin Noland at sea aboard the Phytogenic as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Davin tried to murder Abdulkarim. Kip Noland's father, Davin Noland, was hanged aboard the Phytogenic as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis; he was 53 years old.
259.   The Phytogenic is heading W at half-speed.
260.   The Phytogenic is heading W at quarter-speed. Kip Noland's mother Judi Noland married Jan Noland in Clarkston, Centreville.
261.   The Phytogenic is heading W at half-speed. The crew of the Phytogenic have spotted land. The Phytogenic is approaching the island of New Waterford. Phytogenic is now docked at Mount Hope, on New Waterford. Kip Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Mount Hope, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Kip Noland moved into Vaclav House in Mount Hope. Kip Noland met 13 new people this year: Bernadene Guillermo, Sax Vaclav, Pascal Zollie, Renie Noland, Kristi Vaclav, Betta Guillermo, Onida Guillermo, Jodi Vaclav, Reilly Vaclav, Theodor Vaclav, Lauri Zollie, Garfinkel Vaclav, and Horst Zollie. Kip Noland made 23 new friends this year: Hamlin Gilles, Sidoney Guillermo, Shannon Guillermo, Bernadene Guillermo, Mab Guillermo, Roby Guillermo, Hartley Guillermo, Hans Guillermo, Onida Guillermo, Renie Noland, Timotheus Prasun, Theodor Vaclav, Arlee Vaclav, Reilly Vaclav, Garfinkel Vaclav, Dulcine Vaclav, Durante Vaclav, Sheff Zollie, Onida Zollie, Horst Zollie, Tiena Zollie, Barrie Zollie, and Tim Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kip this year.
262.   Kip Noland made 7 new friends this year: Cassaundra Aldis, Suellen Noland, Phineas Vaclav, Kristi Vaclav, Lanie Vaclav, Clarice Zollie, and Pascal Zollie.
263.   Kip Noland turned 10. Kip Noland made 3 new friends this year: Peirce Vaclav, Sidoney Vaclav, and Sax Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kip this year.
264.   Kip visited his friend Theodor Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kip Noland made 3 new friends this year: Bernadene Vaclav, Ree Vaclav, and Lauri Zollie.
266.   Kip Noland met 3 new people this year: Teador Gilles, Davie Gilles, and Richardo Zollie. Kip Noland made 6 new friends this year: Abdulkarim Aldis, Rey Gilles, Aleta Gilles, Davie Gilles, Vina Prasun, and Richardo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kip this year.
268.   Kip Noland turned 15. Kip Noland met one new person this year, Xymenes Prasun.
269.   Peirce Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Hope for an expedition on the Phytogenic, which Peirce Vaclav has agreed to lead. Kip Noland overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Peirce Vaclav to leave Mount Hope on the Phytogenic. Kip Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Mount Hope. Kip Noland boarded the Phytogenic from the port of Mount Hope, New Waterford. The group about to board the Phytogenic has decided that, rather than Peirce Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Hartley Guillermo's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Garfinkel Vaclav may disagree. The Phytogenic, under command of Capt. Hartley Guillermo, has left the harbor at Mount Hope, New Waterford. The Phytogenic is heading N at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Garfinkel Vaclav is going to attempt to murder Capt. Hartley Guillermo, whose decision-making aboard the Phytogenic has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Garfinkel Vaclav attempted to murder Capt. Hartley Guillermo as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Garfinkel Vaclav and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Kip Noland, Lanie Vaclav, Suellen Vaclav, Vina Prasun, and Renie Noland. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Kip Noland was hanged aboard the Phytogenic as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Hartley Guillermo; he was 16 years old.
289.   Kip Noland's half-brother, Capt. Vaughan Noland, ordered the hanging of 62-year-old Ford Myke at sea aboard the Reimpatriation as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ford tried to murder Vaughan.
304.   Kip Noland's half-brother, Partha Noland, murdered 54-year-old Christoph Vaclav in Shirley, Centreville.
306.   Kip Noland's half-brother, Clarance Noland, murdered Gershom Aldis in an act of revenge. Kip Noland's half-brother, Clarance Noland, murdered Clarance Noland in an act of revenge. This was his second victim. Kip Noland's half-brother, Brice Noland, murdered Clarance Noland in an act of revenge.