Narrative

243.   Shurwood Newton Aldis was born to Marin Aldis and Quintus Aldis in the town of Pickensville, on the island of Melvin. He is named after his mother's uncle, Shurwood Vaclav. 46 people came to meet Shurwood Aldis for the first time this year: Lauri Zollie, Petunia Aldis, Padraig Melvin, Vladamir Aldis, Ileane Zollie, Nikki Melvin, Winifield Zollie, Guthrie Aldis, Janenna Melvin, Shurwood Aldis, Che Zollie, Stig Zollie, Vladamir Melvin, Kelila Zollie, Steffen Gilles, Katey Gilles, Prudence Aldis, Rikki Zollie, Townie Aldis, Cheri Melvin, Tybalt Zollie, Jacques Vaclav, Ethelin Gilles, Lotti Zollie, Whitaker Zollie, Judye Zollie, Saudra Guillermo, Cameo Aldis, Marin Aldis, Carlee Zollie, Richardo Aldis, Arvy Aldis, Wayne Aldis, Capt. Udall Zollie, Mitzi Guillermo, Lil Aldis, Jo Aldis, Bridie Aldis, Shadow Zollie, Lizzie Aldis, Constanta Aldis, Peria Zollie, Bernardo Zollie, Maritsa Gilles, Thorpe Gilles, and Quintus Aldis. Suki Guillermo people came to meet Shurwood Aldis for the first time. Shurwood Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Nixie Gilles, Ximenez Gilles, Margot Gilles, Vladamir Melvin, and Winifield Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
244.   Shurwood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Shurwood Aldis's younger sister, Rikki Aldis, was born in Pickensville. Shurwood Aldis made 26 new friends this year: Lenna Aldis, Petunia Aldis, Wayne Aldis, Eyde Gilles, Ralf Gilles, Faith Gilles, Alix Gilles, Kyrstin Gilles, Odysseus Gilles, Odysseus Gilles, Mead Gilles, Henrie Guillermo, Letta Guillermo, Brynn Guillermo, Suki Guillermo, Saudra Guillermo, Mitzi Guillermo, Shorty Guillermo, Nikki Melvin, Capt. Web Melvin, Peria Zollie, Ileane Zollie, Shadow Zollie, Valene Zollie, Lotti Zollie, and Bernardo Zollie.
245.   Shurwood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Maritsa Gilles people came to meet Shurwood Aldis for the first time. Shurwood Aldis made 17 new friends this year: Marin Aldis, Bridie Aldis, Maurie Aldis, Lizzie Aldis, Richardo Aldis, Prudence Aldis, Henrie Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Beulah Guillermo, Morten Guillermo, Amalee Guillermo, Frank Melvin, Stig Zollie, Lauri Zollie, Kelila Zollie, Capt. Udall Zollie, and Carlee Zollie.
246.   Shurwood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Shurwood Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Anabel Aldis, Lizzie Aldis, Townie Aldis, Arvy Aldis, Melicent Gilles, Katey Gilles, Thorpe Gilles, and Rikki Zollie.
247.   Shurwood has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Shurwood Aldis met one new person this year, Angelo Gilles. Shurwood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Lenna Aldis, Constanta Melvin, Judye Zollie, and Whitaker Zollie.
248.   Shurwood Aldis is now 5 years old. Shurwood Aldis met 5 new people this year: Harlan Gilles, Costa Gilles, Mike Gilles, Amandy Gilles, and Rudolf Aldis. Shurwood Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Guthrie Aldis, Kingston Gilles, Sydney Gilles, Adrien Gilles, Maritsa Gilles, Padraig Melvin, and Kelila Zollie.
249.   Shurwood Aldis's parents Quintus Aldis and Marin Aldis divorced after 18 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Quintus Aldis and Marin Aldis decided that Quintus will stay in their house, and Marin will move out. Shurwood Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pickensville. Shurwood Aldis moved into Aldis House in Pickensville. Shurwood Aldis met two new people this year, Edy Aldis and Mead Vaclav. Shurwood Aldis made 12 new friends this year: Rudolf Aldis, Jo Aldis, Cameo Aldis, Edy Aldis, Amandy Gilles, Elroy Gilles, Angelo Gilles, Mike Gilles, Cheri Melvin, Janenna Melvin, Mead Vaclav, and Che Zollie.
250.   Shurwood visited his friend Ximenez Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Shurwood visited his friend Frank Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Shurwood visited his cousin, Shadow Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Shurwood visited his cousin, Richardo Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Shurwood Aldis met one new person this year, Eileen Melvin. Shurwood Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Rikki Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Costa Gilles, Ethelin Gilles, Maritsa Gilles, Andreas Guillermo, and Averil Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
251.   Shurwood Aldis met 3 new people this year: Hendrik Gilles, Dalton Melvin, and Marleah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
252.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
253.   Shurwood Aldis turned 10. Shurwood Aldis met one new person this year, Nixie Gilles. Shurwood Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Carmina Aldis, Harlan Gilles, and Tybalt Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
254.   Shurwood Aldis's brother, Townie Aldis, took his own life in Pickensville, Melvin; he was 18 years old. Marin Aldis moved to Holly Pond, 2 miles away from Pickensville. Marin Aldis is attempting to find an open lot in Holly Pond, Melvin, on which a house could be built. Shurwood Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pickensville. Shurwood Aldis moved into Aldis House in Holly Pond. Shurwood Aldis met one new person this year, Mike Guillermo.
255.   Shurwood Aldis met one new person this year, Darian Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
256.   Shurwood just found out from Marin Aldis that his family member Stig Zollie was murdered in Pickensville, Melvin 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Marin had recently found this out from Letta Guillermo.)
258.   Shurwood Aldis is now 15 years old.
259.   Shurwood Aldis's sister, Prudence Aldis, murdered 29-year-old Justis Guillermo in Holly Pond, Melvin. Shurwood Aldis's sister, Prudence Aldis, was murdered by Bernardo Zollie in an act of revenge. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
260.   Letta Guillermo had a sexual liaison with Shurwood Aldis.
261.   Shurwood Aldis turned 18. Shurwood Aldis's father Quintus Aldis married Beulah Guillermo in Pickensville, Melvin.
262.   Shurwood Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Shurwood Aldis married Suki Guillermo in Holly Pond, Melvin. Suki Guillermo is now named Suki Aldis. Shurwood Aldis moved to Pickensville, 2 miles away from Holly Pond. Shurwood Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Holly Pond. Shurwood Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Shurwood Aldis moved into Aldis House in Pickensville. Shurwood Aldis met 14 new people this year: Whitaker Zollie, Gabbi Gilles, Claire Gilles, Laurens Aldis, Cindra Melvin, Arlo Zollie, Claire Gilles, Wilden Aldis, Gus Aldis, Marin Zollie, Rheta Melvin, Christy Gilles, Juli Gilles, and Kaari Aldis. Shurwood Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Vladamir Aldis, Wilden Aldis, Kaari Aldis, Kent Guillermo, Cindra Melvin, Marleah Zollie, and Mahalia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Shurwood this year.
263.   Shurwood Aldis is now 20 years old. Suki Aldis gave birth to a boy named Wyn Shurwood Aldis, of whom Shurwood Aldis is the father. Shurwood Aldis was murdered in Pickensville, Melvin by Karlee Zollie; he was 20 years old. Shurwood Aldis was laid to rest in the Pickensville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Shurwood Aldis's father, Quintus Aldis, murdered Karlee Zollie in an act of revenge.
264.   Suki Aldis gave birth to a boy named Quintus Abdulkarim Aldis, after Quintus Aldis, of whom Shurwood Aldis is the father.
284.   Shurwood Aldis's son Wyn Aldis married Ambur Aldis in the wilderness of Melvin; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Melvin.
285.   Shurwood Aldis's grandchild, named Suki Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Melvin; the child's father is Shurwood's son, Wyn Aldis.
289.   Shurwood Aldis's grandchild, named Doreen Aldis, was born in the wilderness of Melvin; the child's father is Shurwood's son, Wyn Aldis.
290.   Shurwood Aldis's son Wyn Aldis and Ambur Aldis divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Ambur Aldis and Wyn Aldis decided that their children, Suki and Doreen, will live with Ambur.
292.   Shurwood Aldis's son, Wyn Aldis, murdered 17-year-old Dewey Guillermo in self-defense in the wilderness of Melvin, after the latter tried to murder him.
294.   Shurwood Aldis's son, Wyn Aldis, murdered Adrien Vaclav in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.