Narrative

211.   Vernor Armstrong Noland was born to Cleva Noland and Stuart Noland in the town of Moose Pass, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Vernor Noland. 37 people came to meet Vernor Noland for the first time this year: Tobiah Vaclav, Kelila Guillermo, Tyrone Noland, Kitty Zollie, Ramesh Vaclav, Gustaf Gilles, Stuart Noland, Freida Noland, Lauri Vaclav, Valene Noland, Onida Vaclav, Lauri Gilles, Jarvis Vaclav, Margie Noland, Olivier Noland, Evania Vaclav, Imelda Noland, Auria Vaclav, Siegfried Vaclav, Beulah Guillermo, Rogers Vaclav, Tyrone Noland, Stuart Noland, Gustaf Gilles, Rodolph Vaclav, Leopold Vaclav, Stephie Gilles, Grethel Vaclav, Mari Gilles, Cleva Noland, Vernor Noland, Barrie Shumeet, Joellen Noland, Nollie Gilles, Bertie Vaclav, Iolande Gilles, and Amandy Guillermo. 4 people came to meet Vernor Noland for the first time this year: Anson Noland, Lucilia Vaclav, Kaari Guillermo, and Lauri Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lauri Gilles, Mari Gilles, Kelila Guillermo, and Tyrone Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
212.   Vernor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vernor Noland's younger half-brother, Stan Noland, was born in the town of Moose Pass, on the island of New Waterford. Vernor Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Auria Vaclav and Noah Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 22 new friends this year: Gustaf Gilles, Iolande Gilles, Harmon Guillermo, Kaari Guillermo, Morton Guillermo, Stuart Noland, Nollie Noland, Imelda Noland, Barrie Shumeet, Tobiah Vaclav, Barbe Vaclav, Allianora Vaclav, Bertie Vaclav, Jarvis Vaclav, Lucilia Vaclav, Arlene Vaclav, Adlai Vaclav, Gabe Vaclav, Leopold Vaclav, Grethel Vaclav, Lauri Vaclav, and Myke Vaclav.
213.   Vernor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vernor Noland's half-brother, Stan Noland, died in Moose Pass, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Theodor Vaclav people came to meet Vernor Noland for the first time. Vernor Noland made 12 new friends this year: Aldwin Gilles, Rob Noland, Valene Noland, Happy Vaclav, Onida Vaclav, Onida Vaclav, Magdaia Vaclav, Rodolph Vaclav, Rosalinde Vaclav, Georg Vaclav, Lindy Zollie, and Winifield Zollie.
214.   Vernor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vernor Noland moved out of Noland House in Moose Pass. Vernor Noland moved into Vaclav House in Moose Pass. Vernor Noland's mother Cleva Noland married Jarvis Vaclav in Moose Pass, New Waterford. Cleva Noland is now named Cleva Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 14 new friends this year: Amandy Guillermo, Brynn Guillermo, Henrie Guillermo, Rutter Guillermo, Cal Guillermo, Anson Noland, Whitby Vaclav, Jarvis Vaclav, Auria Vaclav, Bronson Vaclav, Pierre Vaclav, Theodor Vaclav, Siegfried Vaclav, and Tymon Zollie.
215.   Vernor has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Cal Guillermo. Vernor Noland made 9 new friends this year: Onida Noland, Lizzy Vaclav, Cathyleen Vaclav, Noah Vaclav, Eva Vaclav, Leslie Vaclav, Pearce Vaclav, Judah Vaclav, and Jean-Pierre Vaclav.
216.   Vernor Noland turned 5. Vernor Noland met 5 new people this year: Constanta Guillermo, Mari Vaclav, Morna Vaclav, Lizzie Guillermo, and Zorana Guillermo. Vernor Noland made 5 new friends this year: Rutter Guillermo, Beulah Guillermo, Catherin Guillermo, Jobina Noland, and Sidoney Vaclav.
217.   Vernor Noland met two new people this year, Madella Vaclav and Catherin Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 12 new friends this year: Ree Gilles, Hadria Gilles, Abby Guillermo, Faith Guillermo, Cal Guillermo, Jodi Vaclav, Filipe Vaclav, Jarvis Vaclav, Lyssa Vaclav, Durante Vaclav, Scotty Vaclav, and Giraud Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
218.   Vernor visited his friend Lyssa Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor visited his aunt, Onida Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Vaclav House, their home, Vernor is attending to Cleva Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor Noland's mother, Cleva Vaclav, died in Moose Pass, New Waterford, of natural causes; she was 62 years old. Vernor Noland met two new people this year, Jean-Pierre Vaclav and Suellen Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 8 new friends this year: Kent Guillermo, Lizzie Guillermo, Margie Noland, Lauri Vaclav, Suellen Vaclav, Auria Vaclav, Joellen Vaclav, and Hanford Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
219.   Vernor visited his friend Catherin Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor visited his friend Onida Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor visited his friend Bertie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor visited his cousin, Ramesh Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor visited his sister, Joellen Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor Noland's half-sister, Joellen Vaclav, died in Moose Pass, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 20 years old. Vernor visited his father, Stuart Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor Noland's father, Stuart Noland, died in Moose Pass, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 52 years old. Vernor visited his friend Cal Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor Noland met 4 new people this year: Sasha Vaclav, Cassaundra Shumeet, Lanie Guillermo, and Agna Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 9 new friends this year: Gustaf Gilles, Sonja Guillermo, Harmon Guillermo, Petey Guillermo, Shorty Shumeet, Agna Vaclav, Morna Vaclav, Cory Vaclav, and Udall Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
220.   Vernor Noland met 3 new people this year: Kevin Vaclav, Nikki Vaclav, and Wilmer Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
221.   Vernor Noland turned 10. Vernor Noland met two new people this year, Clarice Zollie and Florella Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
222.   Vernor Noland met 3 new people this year: Rajeev Vaclav, Winonah Vaclav, and Riki Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 3 new friends this year: Rikki Gilles, Christabelle Vaclav, and Amalia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
223.   Vernor Noland met 4 new people this year: Rey Gilles, Dew Vaclav, Phineas Vaclav, and Klee Gilles. Vernor Noland made 4 new friends this year: Iona Gilles, Arlo Guillermo, Verge Guillermo, and Madella Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
224.   Vernor visited his friend Scotty Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor visited his friend Georg Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Marion Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
225.   Vernor Noland met 5 new people this year: Sonja Guillermo, Jodi Guillermo, Clare Guillermo, Voltaire Noland, and Barrie Shumeet. Vernor Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lanie Guillermo, Barrie Shumeet, Kevin Vaclav, and Georg Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
226.   Vernor Noland is now 15 years old. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Hartley Guillermo.
227.   Vernor visited his friend Rikki Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Vernor Vaclav. Vernor Noland made 4 new friends this year: Hartley Guillermo, Freida Noland, Cassaundra Shumeet, and Bianca Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
228.   Vernor visited his friend Christabelle Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor visited his friend Allianora Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Auria Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
229.   Vernor Noland turned 18. Udall Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Moose Pass for an expedition on the Mechanolater, which Udall Zollie has agreed to lead. Vernor Noland hesitantly accepted an invitation from Udall Zollie to leave Moose Pass on the Mechanolater. Vernor Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Moose Pass. Vernor Noland boarded the Mechanolater from the port of Moose Pass, New Waterford. Udall Zollie has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Mechanolater, under command of Capt. Udall Zollie, has left the harbor at Moose Pass, New Waterford. The Mechanolater is heading NE at full-speed. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Shorty Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
230.   The Mechanolater is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Mechanolater have spotted land. The Mechanolater is approaching the island of Melvin. Mechanolater is now docked at Pickensville, on Melvin. Vernor Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Pickensville, Melvin, on which a house could be built. Vernor Noland moved into Noland House in Pickensville. Vernor visited his friend Hadria Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford. Vernor Noland met 16 new people this year: Saudra Aldis, Wayne Aldis, Anabel Gilles, Lenna Gilles, Eyde Gilles, Vladamir Aldis, Constanta Aldis, Mead Gilles, Arlene Vaclav, Jacques Vaclav, Malcolm Gilles, Petunia Aldis, Kyrstin Gilles, Lil Aldis, Ximenez Gilles, and Ethelin Aldis. Vernor Noland made 16 new friends this year: Wayne Aldis, Saudra Aldis, Dru Aldis, Quintus Aldis, Arvy Aldis, Nixie Gilles, Lenna Gilles, Adrien Gilles, Mead Gilles, Ralf Gilles, Kyrstin Gilles, Odysseus Gilles, Ximenez Gilles, Frank Melvin, Capt. Web Melvin, and Maritsa Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
231.   Vernor Noland turned 20. Vernor Noland met 4 new people this year: Nikki Melvin, Padraig Melvin, Myles Vaclav, and Ceciley Guillermo. Vernor Noland made 6 new friends this year: Wayne Aldis, Petunia Aldis, Vladamir Aldis, Malcolm Gilles, Padraig Melvin, and Nikki Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
232.   Vernor visited his friend Nixie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vernor Noland murdered Tobiah Vaclav in an act of revenge. Vernor Noland met 3 new people this year: Shadow Zollie, Cameo Aldis, and Janenna Melvin. Vernor Noland made 6 new friends this year: Ethelin Aldis, Eyde Gilles, Anabel Gilles, Suki Guillermo, Shorty Guillermo, and Arlene Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
233.   Vernor Noland married Sonja Guillermo in Pickensville, Melvin. Sonja Guillermo is now named Sonja Noland. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Che Zollie. Vernor Noland made 4 new friends this year: Constanta Aldis, Janenna Melvin, Jacques Vaclav, and Peria Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
234.   Vernor Noland met 4 new people this year: Lotti Zollie, Kelila Zollie, Katey Gilles, and Nevile Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
235.   Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Jarvis Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
236.   Vernor Noland is now 25 years old. Vernor Noland met 6 new people this year: Nixie Gilles, Letta Guillermo, Stig Zollie, Odysseus Gilles, Townie Aldis, and Lauri Zollie. Vernor Noland made 7 new friends this year: Jo Aldis, Alix Gilles, Jarvis Vaclav, Lotti Zollie, Lauri Zollie, Kelila Zollie, and Che Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
237.   Vernor Noland met 3 new people this year: Bridie Aldis, Thurston Aldis, and Vladamir Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
238.   Vernor Noland met two new people this year, Richardo Aldis and Thorpe Gilles. Vernor Noland made 3 new friends this year: Justis Guillermo, Stig Zollie, and Bernardo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
239.   Vernor Noland met 4 new people this year: Prudence Aldis, Henrie Gilles, Karlee Vaclav, and Maurie Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
240.   Vernor visited his friend Zorana Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford. Vernor Noland met 5 new people this year: Jo Vaclav, Arnoldo Aldis, Cheri Melvin, Whitaker Zollie, and Lizzie Aldis. Vernor Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jo Vaclav, Nevile Vaclav, and Ileane Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
241.   Vernor Noland is now 30 years old. Vernor Noland's wife, Sonja Noland, took her own life in Pickensville, Melvin; she was 40 years old. Vernor Noland met one new person this year, Melicent Gilles. Vernor Noland made 7 new friends this year: Marin Aldis, Townie Aldis, Odysseus Gilles, Melicent Gilles, Letta Guillermo, Vladamir Melvin, and Tybalt Zollie.
242.   Vernor visited his friend Kaari Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 31 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford. Vernor Noland met 4 new people this year: Guthrie Aldis, Maritsa Gilles, Lenna Aldis, and Kingston Gilles.
243.   Vernor Noland met two new people this year, Shurwood Aldis and Sydney Gilles. Vernor Noland made 5 new friends this year: Lenna Aldis, Guthrie Aldis, Nixie Gilles, Sydney Gilles, and Cheri Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
244.   Vernor Noland attempted to murder Vladamir Aldis as revenge for the latter's murder of Henrie Guillermo II, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Vernor Noland was killed in Pickensville, Melvin by Vladamir Aldis, who was acting in self-defense; he was 33 years old. Vernor Noland was laid to rest in the Pickensville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
245.   Vernor Noland's half-sister, Valene Zollie, murdered Vladamir Aldis in an act of revenge.