Narrative

254.   Vladamir Regen Aldis was born to Lizzie Aldis and Arvy Aldis in the town of Pickensville, on the island of Melvin. He is named after his father's uncle, Vladamir Gilles. 26 people came to meet Vladamir Aldis for the first time this year: Vladamir Aldis, Petunia Gilles, Katey Gilles, Nikki Melvin, Townie Aldis, Guthrie Aldis, Letta Guillermo, Constanta Vaclav, Eyde Gilles, Brynn Guillermo, Cheri Melvin, Lizzie Aldis, Shurwood Aldis, Lizzie Aldis, Saudra Vaclav, Elroy Gilles, Prudence Aldis, Arvy Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Jo Aldis, Bridie Aldis, Vladamir Melvin, Padraig Melvin, Rikki Aldis, Carmina Aldis, and Quintus Aldis. Beulah Guillermo people came to meet Vladamir Aldis for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
255.   Vladamir is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vladamir Aldis made 18 new friends this year: Rudolf Aldis, Lenna Aldis, Ileane Aldis, Lenna Aldis, Henrie Gilles, Melicent Gilles, Amandy Gilles, Eyde Gilles, Sydney Gilles, Angelo Gilles, Kingston Gilles, Adrien Gilles, Faith Gilles, Nikki Melvin, Kelila Zollie, Rikki Zollie, Averil Zollie, and Whitaker Zollie.
256.   Vladamir is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vladamir Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Jo Aldis, Odysseus Gilles, Maritsa Gilles, Harlan Gilles, Thorpe Gilles, Saudra Vaclav, Judye Zollie, Kyrstin Zollie, Winifield Zollie, and Tybalt Zollie.
257.   Vladamir is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vladamir Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Carmina Aldis, Petunia Gilles, Beulah Guillermo, Mead Vaclav, Capt. Udall Zollie, Peria Zollie, and Marleah Zollie.
258.   Vladamir has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Vladamir Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Guthrie Aldis, Charley Aldis, and Amalee Zollie.
259.   Vladamir Aldis is now 5 years old. Vladamir Aldis's younger sister, Kaari Aldis, was born in Pickensville. Vladamir Aldis met 5 new people this year: Marin Zollie, Mahalia Zollie, Gabbi Gilles, Wilden Aldis, and Juli Gilles. Vladamir Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Edy Aldis, Lethia Gilles, Nixie Gilles, Karlee Zollie, and Bernardo Zollie.
260.   Vladamir visited his friend Winifield Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vladamir visited his friend Odysseus Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Vladamir visited his friend Averil Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Vladamir visited his friend Angelo Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Vladamir visited his friend Edy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vladamir Aldis met 3 new people this year: Laurens Aldis, Beulah Melvin, and Cindra Melvin. Vladamir Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Kaari Aldis, Lizzie Aldis, Maurie Aldis, Quintus Aldis, Kent Guillermo, Beulah Melvin, Cindra Melvin, Constanta Vaclav, Marin Zollie, and Mahalia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
261.   Vladamir Aldis met two new people this year, Rheta Melvin and Claire Gilles. Vladamir Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Arvy Aldis, Laurens Aldis, Elroy Gilles, Costa Gilles, Cheri Gilles, Margot Melvin, Padraig Melvin, Anabel Melvin, Vladamir Melvin, and Nixie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
262.   Vladamir Aldis met 4 new people this year: Whitaker Zollie, Darian Guillermo, Alyda Zollie, and Arlo Zollie. Vladamir Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Shurwood Aldis, Wilden Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Mike Guillermo, Dalton Melvin, and Arlo Zollie.
263.   Vladamir Aldis's parents Lizzie Aldis and Arvy Aldis divorced after 27 years of marriage; they had 10 children together. Lizzie Aldis and Arvy Aldis decided that Lizzie will stay in their house, and Arvy will move out. Vladamir Aldis met 4 new people this year: Christy Gilles, Wyn Aldis, Filbert Zollie, and Claire Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
264.   Vladamir Aldis turned 10. Vladamir Aldis met two new people this year, Katey Melvin and Quintus Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
265.   Vladamir visited his friend Kelila Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Vladamir Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Gabriella Aldis, Christy Gilles, Darian Guillermo, and Katey Melvin.
266.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
267.   Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Angelique Gilles. Vladamir Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Suki Aldis, Gabbi Gilles, and Juli Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
268.   Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Sebastien Melvin. Vladamir Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Claire Gilles, Angelique Gilles, Adorne Melvin, and Hanford Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
269.   Vladamir Aldis turned 15. Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Maura Gilles. Vladamir visited with his friend Mead Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
270.   Vladamir Aldis met 6 new people this year: Wayne Aldis, Tania Zollie, Wald Aldis, Stearne Aldis, Stuart Aldis, and Sanford Aldis. Vladamir visited with his friend Ileane Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited with his family member Jo Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited with his friend Ambur Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Wayne Aldis, Anatoly Aldis, Ambur Aldis, Valene Aldis, Sanford Aldis, Cordy Aldis, Zorana Gilles, Claire Gilles, Henrie Gilles, and Rheta Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
271.   Vladamir Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Pickensville for an expedition on the Agileness, which Capt. Udall Zollie has agreed to lead. Vladamir Aldis overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Vladamir Melvin to leave Pickensville on the Agileness. Vladamir Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pickensville. Vladamir Aldis boarded the Agileness from the port of Pickensville, Melvin. Capt. Udall Zollie has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Agileness, under command of Capt. Udall Zollie, has left the harbor at Pickensville, Melvin. The Agileness is heading S at full-speed. Vladamir visited his brother, Guthrie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vladamir Aldis's brother, Guthrie Aldis, died at sea aboard the Agileness after showing symptoms of disease; he was 30 years old. Vladamir visited his friend Beulah Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin.
272.   Vladamir Aldis turned 18. The Agileness is heading SE at three-quarter speed. Vladamir Aldis's mother Lizzie Aldis married Arvy Aldis in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir Aldis's father Arvy Aldis married Lizzie Aldis in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir Aldis married Nixie Gilles on the Agileness; they now share quarters aboard the Agileness. Nixie Gilles is now named Nixie Aldis. Darian Guillermo murdered 82-year-old Capt. Udall Zollie at sea aboard the Agileness. Capt. Whitaker Zollie murdered Darian Guillermo in an act of revenge. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
273.   The Agileness is heading N at quarter-speed. The crew of the Agileness have spotted land. The Agileness is approaching the island of Melvin. Agileness is now docked at Mud Bay, on Melvin. Vladamir Aldis is attempting to find an open lot in Mud Bay, Melvin, on which a house could be built. Vladamir Aldis moved into Aldis House in Mud Bay. Nixie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Corilla Faith Aldis, of whom Vladamir Aldis is the father. Vladamir Aldis met 14 new people this year: Brynn Guillermo, Hanford Vaclav, Theadora Vaclav, Jo Vaclav, Harlan Gilles, Salomo Vaclav, Noach Gilles, Jo Vaclav, Sandye Guillermo, Flinn Vaclav, Orelee Vaclav, Clementia Vaclav, Jarvis Vaclav, and Faith Zollie. Vladamir just found out from Odysseus Gilles that his family member Letta Guillermo died in Mud Bay, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Odysseus had recently found this out from Eyde Vaclav.) Vladamir visited with his family member Saudra Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir Aldis made 18 new friends this year: Janenna Aldis, Arlene Gilles, Noach Gilles, Harlan Gilles, Harmon Guillermo, Sandye Guillermo, Lauri Vaclav, Lotti Vaclav, Jo Vaclav, Eyde Vaclav, Theadora Vaclav, Salomo Vaclav, Hanford Vaclav, Nevile Vaclav, Jarvis Vaclav, Clementia Vaclav, Jarvis Vaclav, and Faith Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
274.   Vladamir Aldis turned 20. Nixie Aldis gave birth to a girl named Sorcha Nixie Aldis, of whom Vladamir Aldis is the father. Vladamir visited his friend Odysseus Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited his friend Sandye Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vladamir visited his friend Adorne Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited his cousin, Saudra Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vladamir visited his friend Katey Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited his friend Sebastien Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited his friend Anabel Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited his niece, Janenna Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vladamir Aldis's daughter, Corilla Aldis, died in Mud Bay, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Vladamir Aldis moved to Pickensville, 5 miles away from Mud Bay. Vladamir Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Mud Bay. Vladamir Aldis heard about an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Vladamir Aldis moved into Guillermo House in Pickensville. Vladamir Aldis met 4 new people this year: Odysseus Aldis, Kelila Guillermo, Alvin Gilles, and Zelig Guillermo. Vladamir Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Wald Aldis, Sorcha Aldis, Odysseus Aldis, Stuart Aldis, and Zelig Guillermo.
275.   Nixie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Hamilton Russel Aldis, of whom Vladamir Aldis is the father. Vladamir Aldis's daughter, Sorcha Aldis, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Vladamir Aldis's son, Hamilton Aldis, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Katey Gilles. Vladamir Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Stearne Aldis, Alvin Gilles, and Katey Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
276.   Vladamir Aldis and Nixie Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Nixie Aldis and Vladamir Aldis decided that Vladamir will stay in their house, and Nixie will move out. Vladamir Aldis married Cindra Melvin in Pickensville, Melvin. Cindra Melvin is now named Cindra Aldis. Vladamir Aldis moved to Mud Bay, 5 miles away from Pickensville. Vladamir Aldis moved out of Guillermo House in Pickensville. Vladamir Aldis was told of an uninhabited house in Mud Bay, Melvin, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Vladamir Aldis moved into Zollie House in Mud Bay. Vladamir Aldis met 3 new people this year: Adrien Vaclav, Carmina Vaclav, and Nixie Gilles. Vladamir Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Bianca Gilles, Nixie Gilles, Wolfie Vaclav, Carmina Vaclav, Orelee Vaclav, Adrien Vaclav, and Jo Vaclav.
277.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
278.   Vladamir visited his friend Lenna Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Padraig Melvin. Vladamir visited with his friend Harlan Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
279.   Vladamir Aldis is now 25 years old. Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Alix Gilles. Vladamir visited with his friend Maritsa Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Vladamir visited with his friend Costa Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin.
280.   Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Cornellis Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
281.   Dalton Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Mud Bay for an expedition on the Odoriferous, which Dalton Melvin has agreed to lead. Vladamir Aldis hesitantly accepted an invitation from Dalton Melvin to leave Mud Bay on the Odoriferous, but will have to consult family. Cindra Aldis is not willing to go on the journey; Vladamir is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Vladamir Aldis and Cindra Aldis divorced after 5 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Vladamir Aldis and Cindra Aldis decided that Cindra will stay in their house, and Vladamir will move out. Vladamir Aldis moved out of Zollie House in Mud Bay. Vladamir Aldis moved into Aldis House in Mud Bay. Vladamir Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Mud Bay. Vladamir Aldis boarded the Odoriferous from the port of Mud Bay, Melvin. Dalton Melvin has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Odoriferous, under command of Capt. Dalton Melvin, has left the harbor at Mud Bay, Melvin. The Odoriferous is heading N at half-speed.
282.   The Odoriferous is heading NE at full-speed.
283.   The Odoriferous is heading N at half-speed. Vladamir Aldis met two new people this year, Mead Melvin and Arlene Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
284.   Vladamir Aldis turned 30. The Odoriferous is heading N at full-speed. Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Kimbra Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vladamir this year.
285.   The Odoriferous is heading N at quarter-speed.
286.   The Odoriferous is heading N at three-quarter speed. Vladamir Aldis met two new people this year, Nixie Melvin and Salomo Vaclav.
287.   The Odoriferous is heading N at full-speed. Vladamir Aldis met one new person this year, Aldis Melvin.
288.   The Odoriferous is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Odoriferous, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Vladamir Aldis died aboard the Odoriferous, which had become lost at sea; he was 34 years old.