Narrative

168.   Jordy Alphonso Noland was born to Aretha Noland and Capt. Alphonso Noland aboard the Pseudospiritual. He is named after his grandfather, Jordy Noland. 7 people came to meet Jordy Noland for the first time this year: Micky Prasun, Juan Aldis, Aretha Noland, Annalise Aldis, Capt. Alphonso Noland, Nels Noland, and Addie Noland. Jordy Noland's parents Aretha Noland and Capt. Alphonso Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Aretha Noland and Capt. Alphonso Noland decided that Alphonso will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Pseudospiritual, and Aretha will move out. Jordy Noland people came to meet Jordy Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordy this year.
169.   Jordy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Pseudospiritual is heading N at quarter-speed.
170.   Jordy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Pseudospiritual sits motionless on the open sea, 216 miles off the coast of Hornbeak. Jordy Noland's younger half-sister, Roby Noland, was born in Pseudospiritual. Sadella Noland people came to meet Jordy Noland for the first time.
171.   Jordy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Pseudospiritual is heading N at quarter-speed.
172.   Jordy has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. The Pseudospiritual is heading N at three-quarter speed.
173.   Jordy Noland is now 5 years old. The Pseudospiritual is heading N at three-quarter speed. Jordy Noland's half-sister, Roby Noland, died at sea aboard the Pseudospiritual after a freak accident; she was 3 years old.
174.   The Pseudospiritual is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Pseudospiritual, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Jordy Noland's mother, Aretha Noland, died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; she was 42 years old. Jordy Noland's half-brother, Juan Aldis, died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; he was 14 years old. Jordy Noland's father, Capt. Alphonso Noland, died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; he was 25 years old. Jordy Noland's brother, Nels Noland, died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; he was 7 years old. Jordy Noland died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; he was 6 years old.
183.   Jordy Noland's half-brother, Eddy Prasun, killed 35-year-old Elberta Zollie in self-defense in Seattle, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him.
211.   Jordy Noland's half-brother, Capt. Eddy Prasun, murdered Trevar Zollie in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.