Narrative

149.   Alphonso Filipe Noland was born to Micky Noland and Jordy Noland in the town of Peru, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his father's uncle, Alphonso Noland. 13 people came to meet Alphonso Noland for the first time this year: Micky Prasun, Jordy Noland, Merrielle Aldis, Micky Noland, Bernd Aldis, Pammi Aldis, Anneliese Prasun, Annalise Aldis, Leela Noland, Alphonso Noland, Filbert Noland, Dory Prasun, and Nissie Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
150.   Alphonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alphonso Noland's younger brother, Addie Noland, was born in Peru. Alphonso Noland made 6 new friends this year: Bernd Aldis, Tallie Aldis, Dewey Gilles, Madeleine Gilles, Mira Noland, and Dory Prasun.
151.   Alphonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. In Aldis House, their home, Alphonso is attending to Bernd Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alphonso Noland made 7 new friends this year: Merrielle Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Starla Aldis, Annalise Aldis, Elberta Gilles, Aretha Prasun, and Nissie Prasun.
152.   Alphonso is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alphonso Noland's younger brother, Jordy Noland, was born in Peru. Alphonso Noland made 4 new friends this year: Roseanna Aldis, Susanne Aldis, Bernd Aldis, and Anneliese Prasun.
153.   Alphonso has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alphonso Noland's brother, Jordy Noland, died in Peru, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Alphonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Carolyne Aldis, Fianna Aldis, Eva Aldis, Smith Gilles, and Mirabel Zollie.
154.   Alphonso Noland is now 5 years old. Alphonso Noland met one new person this year, Ender Aldis.
155.   Alphonso Noland met one new person this year, Sydney Aldis. Alphonso Noland made 10 new friends this year: Elnora Aldis, Griffith Aldis, Clarita Gilles, Mackenzie Gilles, Leela Noland, Arvin Noland, Jordy Noland, Zary Vaclav, Murial Vaclav, and Sadella Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
156.   Alphonso Noland's younger sister, Sarajane Noland, was born in Peru. Alphonso Noland met 3 new people this year: Tadd Gilles, Trisha Vaclav, and Garnette Aldis. Alphonso Noland made 6 new friends this year: Daniela Aldis, Kacy Gilles, Jerrie Noland, Eddy Prasun, Sean Prasun, and Tiana Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
157.   Alphonso Noland met two new people this year, Dru Aldis and Edgardo Gilles. Alphonso Noland made 6 new friends this year: Garnette Aldis, Micky Noland, Sarajane Noland, Addie Noland, Micky Prasun, and Ronalda Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
159.   Alphonso Noland is now 10 years old. Alphonso Noland met one new person this year, Salomon Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
160.   Alphonso Noland's younger brother, Durward Noland, was born in Peru. Alphonso visited his friend Zary Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alphonso visited his friend Elberta Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Peru, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alphonso visited his friend Smith Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Peru, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alphonso visited his friend Roseanna Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Peru, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alphonso Noland met one new person this year, Jarvis Gilles. Alphonso Noland made 4 new friends this year: Jarvis Gilles, Nilson Gilles, Vina Vaclav, and Bert Vaclav.
161.   Alphonso Noland met two new people this year, Juan Aldis and Nidia Vaclav. Alphonso Noland made 4 new friends this year: Conroy Aldis, Jobye Aldis, Nidia Vaclav, and Seymour Zollie.
162.   Alphonso Noland's mother, Micky Noland, took her own life in Peru, Waterford; she was 51 years old. Alphonso Noland met 7 new people this year: Alphonso Zollie, Steffi Gilles, Tremayne Noland, Brandy Noland, Elizabeth Zollie, Rolf Zollie, and Nerte Zollie. Alphonso Noland made 6 new friends this year: Scotty Aldis, Linoel Shumeet, Nerte Zollie, Elizabeth Zollie, Zola Zollie, and Rolf Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
163.   Alphonso Noland's father Jordy Noland married Murial Vaclav in Peru, Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
164.   Alphonso Noland is now 15 years old. Alphonso Noland met one new person this year, Walt Shumeet. Alphonso Noland made 5 new friends this year: Juan Aldis, Tadd Gilles, Corella Rayner, Walt Shumeet, and Gabriel Zollie.
165.   Alphonso Noland met one new person this year, Vilhelm Zollie.
166.   Alphonso Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Peru for an expedition on the Pseudospiritual, which Alphonso Noland has agreed to lead. Alphonso Noland moved out of Aldis House in Peru. Alphonso Noland boarded the Pseudospiritual from the port of Peru, Waterford. Alphonso Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. Alphonso Noland was designated captain of the Pseudospiritual, which will depart Peru shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Pseudospiritual, under command of Capt. Alphonso Noland, has left the harbor at Peru, Waterford. The Pseudospiritual is heading S at three-quarter speed. Capt. Alphonso Noland married Aretha Aldis on the Pseudospiritual; they now share quarters aboard the Pseudospiritual, along with child Juan Aldis. Aretha Aldis is now named Aretha Noland.
167.   Capt. Alphonso Noland turned 18. The Pseudospiritual is heading S at three-quarter speed. Aretha Noland gave birth to a boy named Nels Kory Noland, of whom Capt. Alphonso Noland is the father. Capt. Alphonso Noland asked Aretha Noland for a divorce, but Aretha pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
168.   The Pseudospiritual is heading S at half-speed. Aretha Noland gave birth to a boy named Jordy Alphonso Noland, after Jordy Noland, of whom Capt. Alphonso Noland is the father. Aretha Noland asked Capt. Alphonso Noland for a divorce; Capt. Alphonso Noland agreed to it. Capt. Alphonso Noland and Aretha Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Aretha Noland and Capt. Alphonso Noland decided that their children, Nels and Jordy, will live with Aretha. Aretha Noland and Capt. Alphonso Noland decided that Alphonso will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Pseudospiritual, and Aretha will move out. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
169.   Capt. Alphonso Noland turned 20. The Pseudospiritual is heading N at quarter-speed. Sadella Noland had an affair with Capt. Alphonso Noland; she is now pregnant. Sadella Noland had an affair with Capt. Alphonso Noland; Sadella's husband, Addie Noland, did not find out. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
170.   The Pseudospiritual sits motionless on the open sea, 216 miles off the coast of Hornbeak. Sadella Noland gave birth to a girl named Roby Marna Noland, of whom Capt. Alphonso Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
171.   The Pseudospiritual is heading N at quarter-speed. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alphonso this year.
172.   The Pseudospiritual is heading N at three-quarter speed.
173.   The Pseudospiritual is heading N at three-quarter speed. Capt. Alphonso Noland's daughter, Roby Noland, died at sea aboard the Pseudospiritual after a freak accident; she was 3 years old.
174.   Capt. Alphonso Noland turned 25. The Pseudospiritual is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Pseudospiritual, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Capt. Alphonso Noland's half-sister, Micky Prasun, died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; she was 34 years old. Capt. Alphonso Noland died aboard the Pseudospiritual, which had become lost at sea; he was 25 years old.