Narrative

156.   Bing Iggy Aldis was born to Teddie Aldis and Tallie Aldis in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. 19 people came to meet Bing Aldis for the first time this year: Pammi Zollie, Teddie Aldis, Rodger Noland, Bing Aldis, Lothar Noland, Allie Aldis, Kirstie Gilles, August Shumeet, Tucky Noland, Neville Gilles, Korney Vaclav, Nitin Noland, Gabe Melvin, Todd Melvin, Rena Noland, Laurance Noland, Christopher Melvin II, Rosita Gilles, and Elberta Vaclav. 3 people came to meet Bing Aldis for the first time this year: Onlea Aldis, Abagail Zollie, and Dory Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
157.   Bing is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Whittaker Shumeet people came to meet Bing Aldis for the first time. Bing Aldis made 28 new friends this year: Mada Aldis, Matilda Aldis, Rosita Gilles, Vikki Jordan, Carmina Jordan, Yolanthe Jordan, Todd Melvin, Rodge Melvin, Elysia Melvin, Winn Melvin, Nitin Noland, Nerissa Noland, Tucky Noland, Lothar Noland, August Shumeet, Zorana Vaclav, Roseanna Vaclav, Zary Vaclav, Joannes Vaclav, Korney Vaclav, Pasquale Vaclav, Aretha Zollie, Nero Zollie, Abagail Zollie, Bertie Zollie, Hezekiah Zollie, Demetris Zollie, and Ricki Zollie.
158.   Bing is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bing Aldis was met for the first time by two people this year, Alaine Vaclav and Jerrie Noland. Bing Aldis made 31 new friends this year: Higgins Aldis, Leo Aldis, Leo Aldis, Teddie Aldis, Neville Gilles, Jobye Gilles, Lemar Gilles, Demetris Jordan, Juli Jordan, Elena Melvin, Rena Noland, Rodger Noland, Jerrie Noland, Theodora Prasun, Ginni Quinn, Giffer Quinn, Jana Rayner, Anny Shumeet, Cornie Vaclav, Amalie Vaclav, Alyda Vaclav, Benni Vaclav, Mareah Vaclav, Tasha Vaclav, Amara Vaclav, Ingram Vaclav, Gabriel Zollie, Boyce Zollie, Scotty Zollie, Antonietta Zollie, and Pammi Zollie. The settlements of Cummington and Iron are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Cummington will absorb the other settlements.
159.   Bing is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Brittany Zollie people came to meet Bing Aldis for the first time. Bing Aldis made 17 new friends this year: Dru Aldis, Onlea Aldis, Roarke Aldis, Larine Gilles, Jaquith Gilles, Ali Noland, Jodi Noland, Shay Prasun, Whittaker Shumeet, Broderick Shumeet, Carroll Vaclav, Elihu Vaclav, Karole Vaclav, Bernette Zollie, Gerri Zollie, Elberta Zollie, and Tymon Zollie.
160.   Bing has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dory Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Mechanolater, which Dory Prasun has agreed to lead. Teddie Aldis accepted an invitation from Dory Prasun to leave Cummington on the Mechanolater. Bing Aldis moved out of Noland House in Cummington. Bing Aldis boarded the Mechanolater from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Mechanolater has decided that, rather than Dory Prasun naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Eliot Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Mechanolater, under command of Capt. Eliot Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Mechanolater is heading S at half-speed. Bing Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Blinnie Noland, Edmond Noland, Dory Prasun, Bathsheba Quinn, Micky Quinn, Abdel Quinn, Brooks Vaclav, Brynn Vaclav, and Bernardina Zollie.
161.   Bing Aldis is now 5 years old. The Mechanolater is heading SE at full-speed. Bing Aldis met 8 new people this year: Nidia Jordan, Hymie Shumeet, Janith Vaclav, Douglas Vaclav, Trudie Vaclav, Addis Aldis, Neil Vaclav, and Onida Noland. Bing Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Stearn Aldis, Nidia Jordan, Kimberlee Jordan, Shalne Noland, Ree Prasun, and Ian Vaclav.
162.   The Mechanolater is heading S at three-quarter speed. Bing visited his friend Pammi Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Bing visited his friend Ree Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bing Aldis met 9 new people this year: Alonzo Vaclav, August Shumeet, Jobina Zollie, Bogart Aldis, Margie Melvin, Tim Noland, Beulah Vaclav, Eliot Noland, and Kassi Aldis. Bing Aldis made 27 new friends this year: Addis Aldis, Addis Aldis, Kassi Aldis, Cordey Aldis, Kirstie Gilles, Vi Gilles, Tallie Jordan, Dru Jordan, Lionello Jordan, Godard Jordan, Elric Melvin, Demetris Melvin, Laurance Noland, Onida Noland, Tim Noland, Onlea Prasun, Merrilee Prasun, Capt. Eliot Shumeet, Alonzo Vaclav, Titos Vaclav, Teane Vaclav, Trudie Vaclav, Ginevra Vaclav, Douglas Vaclav, Neil Vaclav, Chandler Vaclav, and Buster Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
163.   The Mechanolater is heading N at three-quarter speed. Bing Aldis met 9 new people this year: Justis Quinn, Zia Vaclav, Kym Vaclav, Gabriel Zollie, Willie Noland, Juli Aldis, Rudie Prasun, Etty Quinn, and Saul Jordan. Bing Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Wesley Aldis, Bogart Aldis, Clayborn Jordan, Tim Noland, Hymie Shumeet, Micheil Vaclav, Justin Vaclav, Beulah Vaclav, Daffy Vaclav, and Jobina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
164.   The Mechanolater sits motionless on the open sea, 331 miles from land. Bing Aldis met 4 new people this year: Neville Vaclav, Sully Vaclav, Hazel Aldis, and Karissa Noland. Bing Aldis made 13 new friends this year: Hazel Aldis, Rhianna Gilles, Margie Melvin, Karissa Noland, June Noland, Rudie Prasun, Etty Quinn, Justis Quinn, August Shumeet, Janith Vaclav, Sully Vaclav, Kym Vaclav, and Gabriel Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
165.   The Mechanolater is heading N at quarter-speed. Bing Aldis's mother, Teddie Aldis, murdered 4-year-old Alonzo Vaclav at sea aboard the Mechanolater. Titos Vaclav murdered Teddie Aldis in an act of revenge. Bing Aldis's mother, Teddie Aldis, was murdered by Titos Vaclav in an act of revenge. Tallie Jordan murdered 44-year-old Clayborn Jordan at sea aboard the Mechanolater. Lionello Jordan murdered Tallie Jordan in an act of revenge. Bing Aldis met one new person this year, Mari Aldis. Bing Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Juli Aldis, Karen Noland, Mehetabel Quinn, Zia Vaclav, and Neville Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
166.   Bing Aldis turned 10. The Mechanolater is heading NW at full-speed. The crew of the Mechanolater, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. While everyone else was wallowing, Godard Jordan spotted land, causing rejoicing aboard the ship. The Mechanolater is approaching the shores of Hornbeak at full speed. Mechanolater is now docked at Chenega, on Hornbeak. Bing Aldis is attempting to find an open lot in Chenega, Hornbeak, on which a house could be built. Bing Aldis moved into Aldis House in Chenega. Bing Aldis met two new people this year, Juli Noland and Dru Aldis. Bing Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Mari Aldis, Saul Jordan, Juli Noland, and Meg Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
167.   Bing visited his friend Nidia Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago aboard the Mechanolater. Bing Aldis met 3 new people this year: Wesley Aldis, Paulina Noland, and Martino Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
168.   Bing visited his friend Justin Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago aboard the Mechanolater. Bing visited his friend Onlea Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Bing visited his friend Janith Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago aboard the Mechanolater. Bing visited his friend Daffy Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago aboard the Mechanolater. Bing visited his friend Tim Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago aboard the Mechanolater. Bing visited his friend Sully Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bing visited his friend Neville Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bing Aldis met 3 new people this year: Berchtold Aldis, Thurstan Aldis, and Adolfo Noland. Bing Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Berchtold Aldis, Paulina Noland, and Martino Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
169.   Bing visited his friend Chandler Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago aboard the Mechanolater. Bing Aldis met 4 new people this year: Odetta Quinn, Nealon Aldis, Henri Aldis, and Odetta Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
170.   Bing Aldis met 7 new people this year: Kaari Noland, Margie Noland, Pete Noland, Shalne Noland, Onida Noland, Vernor Noland, and Karilynn Zollie. Bing just found out from August Shumeet that his uncle Sheff Zollie was murdered in Cummington, Waterford 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (August had recently found this out from Addis Vaclav.) Bing visited with his friend Carmina Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Bing Aldis made 15 new friends this year: Nealon Aldis, Capt. Shorty Gilles, Margie Noland, Clemmy Noland, Onida Noland, Vernor Noland, Vernor Noland, Pete Noland, Tim Noland, Glenna Noland, Adolfo Noland, Yolanda Rayner, Wenda Vaclav, Claire Zollie, and Prince Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
171.   Bing Aldis turned 15. Bing Aldis met one new person this year, Mervin Noland.
172.   Bing Aldis met 4 new people this year: Walt Quinn, Vladamir Noland, Mariejeanne Noland, and Farand Noland. Bing Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Vladamir Noland, Mariejeanne Noland, Kaari Noland, Odetta Quinn, and Karilynn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bing this year.
173.   Bing Aldis decided to leave Chenega; he will do so shortly. Bing Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Chenega. Bing Aldis is moving south from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a rapid pace. Bing Aldis stopped at neighboring Whitehall, a mile south of Chenega. Bing Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Whitehall, Hornbeak, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Bing Aldis moved into Noland House in Whitehall. Bing Aldis met one new person this year, Jordy Guillermo. Bing Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Colline Gilles, Leonid Gilles, Geoffrey Gilles, Jordy Guillermo, and Florri Guillermo.
174.   Bing Aldis turned 18. Bing Aldis has fallen ill. Bing is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Hazel Aldis, Theodora Aldis, Berchtold Aldis, Stearn Aldis, Kassi Aldis, Ginevra Aldis, Mari Aldis, Geoffrey Gilles, Leonid Gilles, Colline Gilles, Elberta Gilles, Rhianna Gilles, Florri Guillermo, Jordy Guillermo, Matilda Jordan, Rodger Noland, Jana Noland, Willie Noland, Tim Noland, June Noland, Vladamir Noland, Capt. Eliot Shumeet, Mada Shumeet, Cornie Vaclav, Wenda Vaclav, Vi Vaclav, Teane Vaclav, Merrilee Zollie, Gabriel Zollie, Jobina Zollie, and Gerri Zollie. Bing Aldis died in Whitehall, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 18 years old. Bing Aldis was laid to rest in the Whitehall cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.