Narrative

158.   Dwayne Sivert Jordan was born to Elnora Jordan and Sivert Jordan in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Dwayne Rayner. 11 people came to meet Dwayne Jordan for the first time this year: Dwayne Jordan, Elnora Jordan, Sivert Jordan, Giselle Prasun, Shannen Melvin, Bernd Zollie, Peter Aldis, Heddie Quinn, Emile Quinn, Mackenzie Melvin, and Hildegarde Quinn. 5 people came to meet Dwayne Jordan for the first time this year: Rodolphe Zollie, Neville Gilles, Colleen Zollie, Justin Vaclav, and Clarice Zollie. Dwayne Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Arel Gilles, August Noland, and Clarice Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
159.   Dwayne is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwayne Jordan's younger brother, Tybalt Jordan, was born in Derby. Dwayne Jordan was met for the first time by two people this year, Pasquale Vaclav and Joycelin Melvin. Dwayne Jordan made 16 new friends this year: Vivian Aldis, Peg Aldis, Mada Gilles, Allene Jordan, Joycelin Melvin, Elisha Noland, Meredith Prasun, Cesya Quinn, Osgood Vaclav, Janina Vaclav, Jean-Luc Vaclav, Llewellyn Vaclav, Clive Zollie, Halimeda Zollie, Rodolphe Zollie, and Shannen Zollie.
160.   Dwayne is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwayne Jordan's younger sister, Cesya Jordan, was born in Derby. Dwayne Jordan's parents Sivert Jordan and Elnora Jordan divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Sivert Jordan and Elnora Jordan decided that Elnora will stay in their house, and Sivert will move out. Dwayne Jordan made 18 new friends this year: Kirstie Aldis, Anny Aldis, Peter Aldis, Jo-Anne Gilles, Hewie Jordan, Georgy Melvin, Mel Noland, Rollins Quinn, Hildegarde Quinn, Cob Quinn, Tailor Vaclav, Alister Vaclav, Aretha Zollie, Rosamond Zollie, Aleta Zollie, Eva Zollie, Demetris Zollie, and Matthieu Zollie.
161.   Dwayne is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwayne Jordan's sister, Cesya Jordan, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Dwayne Jordan moved out of Shumeet House in Derby. Elnora Jordan stopped in the wilderness 5 miles west of Derby.
162.   Dwayne has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
163.   Dwayne Jordan turned 5.
165.   Dwayne Jordan's father Sivert Jordan married Peg Zollie in the wilderness of Waterford; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Waterford, along with child Esteban Zollie. Dwayne Jordan's mother, Elnora Jordan, took her own life in the wilderness of Waterford; she was 37 years old.
166.   Dwayne Jordan's younger half-brother, Matias Jordan, was born in Wilderness of Waterford.
168.   Dwayne Jordan turned 10.
169.   Dwayne Jordan's parents Sivert Jordan and Peg Jordan divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Dwayne just found out from Ritch Aldis that his family member Emile Quinn died of disease in Doyle, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Ritch had recently found this out from Andree Aldis.)
172.   Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Titos Rayner, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford.
173.   Dwayne Jordan is now 15 years old. Dwayne Jordan's father Sivert Jordan married Rosy Gilles in Klukwan, Waterford.
175.   Dwayne Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Waterford; he will do so shortly. Dwayne Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Waterford at a swift pace. Dwayne Jordan traveled 6 miles south in the wilderness of Waterford. Dwayne visited with his friend Anny Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Harlie Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Derby, Waterford.
176.   Dwayne Jordan turned 18. Dwayne visited his friend Anny Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Waterford; he will do so shortly. Dwayne Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Waterford at a swift pace. Dwayne Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Waterford.
177.   Dwayne Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Waterford, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Dwayne Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Waterford; he will do so shortly. Dwayne Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Waterford at a fast pace. Dwayne Jordan emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 15 miles north to Cummington. Dwayne Jordan found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Rayner House, that could be resided in. Dwayne Jordan moved into Rayner House in Cummington. Dwayne Jordan met 43 new people this year: Steffi Gilles, Mavis Gilles, Weber Vaclav, Pegeen Melvin, Rubia Aldis, Mel Zollie, Orelie Aldis, Sollie Gilles, Stearn Aldis, Daphne Noland, Vanny Noland, Kerrie Aldis, Lance Melvin, Obie Prasun, Jarvis Gilles, Laurene Prasun, Tremayne Noland, Jorge Aldis, Karole Melvin, Halimeda Gilles, Brandy Noland, Hunter Vaclav, Christof Vaclav, Sarina Aldis, Margie Noland, Esme Vaclav, Carline Vaclav, Randa Gilles, Raychel Gilles, Mira Aldis, Wakefield Vaclav, Mikhail Gilles, Jerrie Noland, Ingram Vaclav, Dave Vaclav, Hamish Vaclav, Peg Gilles, Cheri Vaclav, Teddie Aldis, Nealon Zollie, Wilson Vaclav, Randell Vaclav, and Kippy Aldis. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Colleen Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Seymour Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Becca Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Shaine Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Dena Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne visited with his friend Elke Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of Waterford. Dwayne visited with his friend Llewellyn Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan made 25 new friends this year: Stearn Aldis, Allie Aldis, Kerrie Aldis, Steffi Gilles, Halimeda Gilles, Sollie Gilles, Jarvis Gilles, Mavis Gilles, Berkley Jordan, Sukey Noland, Giselle Noland, Vanny Noland, Tucky Noland, Daphne Noland, Tremayne Noland, Obie Prasun, Merline Prasun, Aleta Quinn, Mic Rayner, Ferdie Vaclav, Elihu Vaclav, Erminie Vaclav, Shea Vaclav, Cheri Vaclav, and Nealon Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
178.   Dwayne Jordan turned 20. Whit Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Energumen, which Whit Aldis has agreed to lead. Dwayne Jordan vehemently declined an invitation from Whit Aldis to leave Cummington on the Energumen, due to considerations of Whit Aldis's inexperience as a ship captain. Dwayne visited his grandmother, Aleta Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwayne Jordan met 10 new people this year: Bartolomei Noland, Tiff Aldis, Tymon Zollie, Cynthia Aldis, Tomi Gilles, Blaire Noland, Adelice Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Llewellyn Aldis, and Florian Gilles. Dwayne visited with his friend Osgood Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Tate Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Rayner Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Florian Gilles, Pegeen Melvin, Brandy Noland, Tymon Zollie, and Rodge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
179.   Dwayne Jordan met 4 new people this year: Rena Vaclav, Aidan Aldis, Ambrosia Aldis, and Hal Vaclav.
180.   Dwayne Jordan met 12 new people this year: Neville Vaclav, Georgena Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Jan Aldis, Yacov Zollie, Sloane Quinn, Max Aldis, Micheal Aldis, Gertie Aldis, Moss Aldis, Blinnie Aldis, and Fabrice Aldis. Dwayne Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Max Aldis, Micheal Aldis, Gertie Aldis, Fabrice Aldis, Cesya Jordan, Derby Noland, Pierson Noland, Neville Vaclav, Wilson Vaclav, Wakefield Vaclav, and Tim Zollie.
181.   Dwayne Jordan married Daniela Aldis in Cummington, Waterford. Daniela Aldis is now named Daniela Jordan. Dwayne Jordan met 5 new people this year: Aurore Gilles, Isa Jordan, Hendrik Jordan, Amalie Jordan, and Geri Jordan. Dwayne Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Quentin Jordan, Amalie Jordan, Sloane Quinn, Roddie Vaclav, Hunter Vaclav, and Corine Zollie.
182.   Daniela Jordan gave birth to a boy named Josef Avrom Jordan, of whom Dwayne Jordan is the father. Dwayne Jordan met one new person this year, Basil Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
183.   Dwayne Jordan is now 25 years old. Daniela Jordan gave birth to a boy named Clancy Dwayne Jordan, of whom Dwayne Jordan is the father. Dwayne Jordan met 9 new people this year: Fan Zollie, Myrilla Vaclav, Manfred Aldis, Jonathon Myke, Barbara Myke, Toddy Myke, Pepito Myke, Wells Vaclav, and Vinny Vaclav. Dwayne visited with his friend Rosamond Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Tildy Myke, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Raquela Aldis, Jamie Aldis, Brice Aldis, Moss Aldis, Blinnie Aldis, Grethel Jordan, Jonathon Myke, Ingram Vaclav, Myrilla Vaclav, Vinny Vaclav, and Hamish Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
184.   Dwayne Jordan met 13 new people this year: Palmer Noland, Timmi Zollie, Ignazio Noland, Lisetta Prasun, Shandy Prasun, Suellen Zollie, Hilbert Prasun, Merrel Zollie, Cary Vaclav, Maren Gilles, Valeria Vaclav, Margi Noland, and Quintana Prasun. Dwayne visited with his friend Aleta Noland, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Dot Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Wayne Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan made 10 new friends this year: Shayna Gilles, Baxter Gilles, Daniela Jordan, Basil Melvin, Ignazio Noland, Lisetta Prasun, Eddy Prasun, Shandy Prasun, Wells Vaclav, and Cary Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
185.   Daniela Jordan gave birth to a girl named Stoddard Jobye Jordan, after Stoddard Vaclav, of whom Dwayne Jordan is the father. Dwayne Jordan's parents Rosy Jordan and Sivert Jordan divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Dwayne Jordan met 6 new people this year: Shelley Shumeet, Burl Noland, Bernd Vaclav, Trip Melvin, Harcourt Noland, and Osborne Noland. Dwayne caught up with an old acquaintance, Leo Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in the wilderness of Waterford. Dwayne Jordan made 9 new friends this year: Leo Aldis, Bartolomei Gilles, Palmer Noland, Burl Noland, Osborne Noland, Hilbert Prasun, Shelley Shumeet, Charissa Shumeet, and Kassi Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
186.   Daniela Jordan gave birth to a girl named Dorisa Maddy Jordan, after Dorisa Gilles, of whom Dwayne Jordan is the father. Dwayne Jordan's daughter, Stoddard Jordan, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Dwayne Jordan met 8 new people this year: Win Aldis, Hezekiah Zollie, Iggy Gilles, Felicity Noland, Kirstie Noland, Franky Zollie, Inci Noland, and Davidde Vaclav. Dwayne Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Georgena Aldis, Maren Gilles, Bernette Myke, Toddy Myke, Barbara Myke, Sybila Noland, Quintana Prasun, Laurene Prasun, Bernd Vaclav, Davidde Vaclav, Hezekiah Zollie, and Alyda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
187.   Dwayne Jordan asked Daniela Jordan for a divorce, but Daniela pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Dwayne Jordan met 9 new people this year: Winna Vaclav, Patric Noland, Sam Noland, Belle Aldis, Darcy Noland, Nathalie Gilles, Valli Noland, Merry Vaclav, and Cacilia Zollie. Dwayne Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Belle Aldis, Nathalie Gilles, Iggy Gilles, Welch Noland, Winna Vaclav, Suellen Zollie, and Cacilia Zollie.
188.   Dwayne Jordan turned 30. Dwayne visited his friend Wilson Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dwayne visited his friend Hunter Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dwayne visited his friend Neville Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dwayne visited his friend Jonathon Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwayne visited his friend Ignazio Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dwayne visited his friend Tim Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dwayne Jordan met 12 new people this year: Danielle Prasun, Annalyse Aldis, Ivett Aldis, Westbrooke Zollie, Kriste Prasun, Roni Prasun, Griffith Aldis, Siouxie Noland, Herby Vaclav, Lonnie Prasun, Veriee Gilles, and Lilia Prasun. Dwayne Jordan made 10 new friends this year: Annalyse Aldis, Griffith Aldis, Raychel Gilles, Yelena Noland, Patric Noland, Danielle Prasun, Lilia Prasun, Roni Prasun, Merry Vaclav, and Florian Zollie.
189.   Dwayne Jordan met 4 new people this year: Alida Melvin, Kenn Gilles, Deloria Gilles, and Tucky Noland. Dwayne visited with his friend Giacinta Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 29 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Giacinta Aldis, Heinrich Gilles, Kenn Gilles, Mikhail Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Isa Jordan, Alida Melvin, Ardyce Noland, Rosa Prasun, Neville Prasun, and Minerva Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwayne this year.
190.   Dwayne Jordan has fallen ill. Dwayne is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Giacinta Aldis, Brice Aldis, Max Aldis, Jamie Aldis, Griffith Aldis, Gertie Aldis, Annalyse Aldis, Leo Aldis, Blinnie Aldis, Kenn Gilles, Florian Gilles, Bartolomei Gilles, Iggy Gilles, Mikhail Gilles, Merline Gilles, Baxter Gilles, Maren Gilles, Heinrich Gilles, Raychel Gilles, Nathalie Gilles, Josef Jordan, Amalie Jordan, Grethel Jordan, Daniela Jordan, Dewey Jordan, Shayna Jordan, Isa Jordan, Clancy Jordan, Dorisa Jordan, Berkley Jordan, Alida Melvin, Barbara Myke, Toddy Myke, Bernette Myke, Bartolomei Noland, Yelena Noland, Welch Noland, Georgena Noland, Aleta Noland, Kirstyn Noland, Alyda Noland, Lockwood Noland, Patric Noland, Ardyce Noland, Brandy Noland, Tucky Noland, Tremayne Noland, Cesya Noland, Ian Noland, Burl Noland, Rosa Prasun, Laurene Prasun, Danielle Prasun, Lilia Prasun, Neville Prasun, Shelley Shumeet, Charissa Shumeet, Weber Vaclav, Cheri Vaclav, Myrilla Vaclav, Rosamond Vaclav, Sybila Vaclav, Vinny Vaclav, Bernd Vaclav, Davidde Vaclav, Ingram Vaclav, Kassi Vaclav, Winna Vaclav, Rodge Zollie, Cacilia Zollie, Florian Zollie, Minerva Zollie, Alyda Zollie, and Suellen Zollie. Dwayne Jordan died in Cummington, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 32 years old. Dwayne Jordan was laid to rest in the Cummington cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
191.   Dwayne Jordan's father Sivert Jordan married Rosy Jordan in Klukwan, Waterford.
196.   Dwayne Jordan's parents Sivert Jordan and Rosy Jordan divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 8 children together.
203.   Dwayne Jordan's half-brother, Forbes Gilles, murdered 40-year-old Dru Zollie in Derby, Waterford. Dwayne Jordan's half-brother, Forbes Gilles, killed 47-year-old Micheal Aldis in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
204.   Dwayne Jordan's daughter Dorisa Jordan married Westbrooke Zollie in Cummington, Waterford.
205.   Dwayne Jordan's grandchild, named Chrystal Zollie, was born in the town of Cummington, Waterford; the child's mother is Dwayne's daughter, Dorisa Zollie.
206.   Dwayne Jordan's grandchild, named Davin Vaclav, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Zollie; the child's father is Dwayne's son, Josef Jordan. Dwayne Jordan's grandchild, named Benjamen Zollie, was born in the town of Cummington, Waterford; the child's mother is Dwayne's daughter, Dorisa Zollie. Dwayne Jordan's son, Clancy Jordan, murdered 33-year-old Prentice Melvin in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine.
215.   Dwayne Jordan's grandchild, named Shandy Zollie, was born in the town of Derby, Waterford; the child's mother is Dwayne's daughter, Dorisa Zollie.
219.   Dwayne Jordan's daughter, Dorisa Zollie, murdered 26-year-old Conroy Aldis in Derby, Waterford.
225.   Dwayne Jordan's grandson, Benjamen Zollie, murdered 11-year-old Anatole Vaclav in Cummington, Waterford.
239.   Dwayne Jordan's granddaughter, Shandy Zollie, murdered 42-year-old Cory Jordan in Cummington, Waterford.