Narrative

146.   Web Shadow Jordan was born to Aleta Jordan and Lockwood Jordan in the town of Prairieville, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Web Rayner. 8 people came to meet Web Jordan for the first time this year: Dwayne Rayner, Lockwood Jordan, Sivert Jordan, Aleta Jordan, Herb Jordan, Web Jordan, Alyda Rayner, and Elnora Prasun. 3 people came to meet Web Jordan for the first time this year: Rosita Gilles, Elizabeth Vaclav, and Vikki Vaclav. Web Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Vi Gilles, Sivert Jordan, and Amos Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Web this year.
147.   Web is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Web Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Hubert Aldis, Nidia Jordan, Lockwood Jordan, Alyda Rayner, Kimberley Vaclav, Elizabeth Vaclav, Vikki Vaclav, and Fazeel Vaclav.
148.   Web is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Web Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Herb Jordan, Vina Vaclav, and Elnora Zollie.
149.   Web is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
150.   Web has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
151.   Web Jordan is now 5 years old. Web Jordan met one new person this year, Willdon Aldis.
152.   Web Jordan's younger sister, Cesya Jordan, was born in Prairieville. Web visited his friend Elnora Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Web Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Willdon Aldis, Hubert Aldis, Cesya Jordan, Aleta Jordan, Gayle Melvin, and Dwayne Rayner.
153.   Web Jordan's father, Lockwood Jordan, took his own life in Prairieville, Waterford; he was 39 years old. Web Jordan met one new person this year, Tobe Noland.
154.   Web Jordan's younger sister, Melony Jordan, was born in Prairieville. Web Jordan's sister, Melony Jordan, died in Prairieville, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Web this year.
155.   Web Jordan met one new person this year, Tania Aldis.
156.   Web Jordan turned 10. Web Jordan is worrying about his brother Sivert Jordan, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Cummington, Waterford.
157.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Web this year. Web Jordan is wondering about his brother Sivert Jordan, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Cummington, Waterford.
158.   Web Jordan is wondering about his brother Sivert Jordan, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Cummington, Waterford.
159.   Web Jordan is worrying about his brother Sivert Jordan, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Cummington, Waterford.
160.   Web Jordan is worrying about his brother Sivert Jordan, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Cummington, Waterford.
161.   Web Jordan is now 15 years old. Web visited his grandfather, Dwayne Rayner, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
162.   Web Jordan is planning to move to a bigger town. Web Jordan moved to Cummington, 7 miles away from Prairieville. Web Jordan moved out of Gilles House in Prairieville. Web Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Web Jordan moved into Zollie House in Cummington. Web Jordan met 53 new people this year: Lothar Noland, Jerrie Noland, Obie Prasun, Leo Aldis, Rodger Noland, Teane Vaclav, Dena Zollie, Elberta Vaclav, Rena Noland, Keri Vaclav, Alaine Vaclav, Jermaine Quinn, Corby Vaclav, Elena Melvin, Breena Vaclav, Thornton Gilles, Hezekiah Zollie, Andree Noland, Osborne Noland, Lin Jordan, Wynn Vaclav, Ginni Quinn, Ross Vaclav, Elysia Melvin, Sybila Aldis, Neville Gilles, Halimeda Gilles, Wayne Zollie, Marielle Quinn, Leo Aldis, Carley Vaclav, Allie Aldis, Othella Vaclav, Elysia Melvin, Lucius Quinn, Elihu Vaclav, Brice Noland, Clarice Zollie, Olivia Quinn, Shepard Zollie, Hamish Vaclav, Cornelle Aldis, Mareah Vaclav, Tymon Zollie, Vina Vaclav, Higgins Aldis, Humbert Noland, Tedd Jordan, Korney Vaclav, Clare Vaclav, Skip Zollie, Ingram Vaclav, and Jeraldine Prasun. Web just found out from Nerte Prasun that his grandfather Herb Jordan died of natural causes in Cummington, Waterford 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Prairieville, Waterford. (Nerte had recently found this out from Stanleigh Noland.) Web visited with his friend Kimberley Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Prairieville, Waterford. Web visited with his friend Vikki Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Prairieville, Waterford. Web Jordan made 95 new friends this year: Gabriella Aldis, Leo Aldis, Maris Aldis, Paola Aldis, Tait Aldis, Higgins Aldis, Allie Aldis, Rayner Aldis, Leo Aldis, Charleen Aldis, Sybila Aldis, Halimeda Gilles, Erminie Gilles, Trevor Gilles, Lemar Gilles, Giselle Gilles, Jena Gilles, Jaquith Gilles, Freida Gilles, Neville Gilles, Thornton Gilles, Allene Jordan, Tedd Jordan, Lin Jordan, Berkley Jordan, Elysia Melvin, Hannie Melvin, Elena Melvin, Todd Melvin, Elysia Melvin, Christopher Melvin II, Cindi Myke, Rori Noland, Elisabeth Noland, August Noland, Andree Noland, Halimeda Noland, Brice Noland, Humbert Noland, Jerrie Noland, Tucky Noland, Lothar Noland, Rena Noland, Rodger Noland, Ellen Prasun, Obie Prasun, Andros Prasun, Nerte Prasun, Jeraldine Prasun, Harlie Prasun, Lucius Quinn, Fonzie Quinn, Olivia Quinn, Marielle Quinn, Ginni Quinn, Jermaine Quinn, Marielle Quinn, Nadine Shumeet, Clare Vaclav, Elihu Vaclav, Ross Vaclav, Ruby Vaclav, Cesya Vaclav, Nickie Vaclav, Teane Vaclav, Ingram Vaclav, Vina Vaclav, Elberta Vaclav, Alaine Vaclav, Chandler Vaclav, Roddie Vaclav, Curtice Vaclav, Tasha Vaclav, Korney Vaclav, Carley Vaclav, Hamish Vaclav, Mareah Vaclav, Corby Vaclav, Marcelia Vaclav, Lavinie Vaclav, Othella Vaclav, Merrielle Zollie, Sheff Zollie, Bertie Zollie, Hezekiah Zollie, Sheff Zollie, Skip Zollie, Ruddie Zollie, Dena Zollie, Clarice Zollie, Tymon Zollie, Shepard Zollie, Bernette Zollie, Wayne Zollie, and Clive Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Web this year.
163.   Web Jordan met 11 new people this year: Annadiana Vaclav, Larine Gilles, Aretha Zollie, Easter Rayner, Blaire Melvin, Athena Aldis, Tildy Vaclav, Mic Rayner, Shayna Gilles, Margy Vaclav, and Giffer Quinn. Web Jordan made 26 new friends this year: Athena Aldis, Higgins Aldis, Larine Gilles, Tallie Gilles, Shayna Gilles, Gretna Gilles, Dru Gilles, Blaire Melvin, Rosette Noland, Osborne Noland, Jerrie Noland, Shay Prasun, Giffer Quinn, Mic Rayner, Easter Rayner, Keri Vaclav, Raphaela Vaclav, Margy Vaclav, Wynn Vaclav, Christof Vaclav, Annadiana Vaclav, Tildy Vaclav, Aretha Zollie, Demetris Zollie, Abagail Zollie, and Scotty Zollie.
164.   Web Jordan turned 18. Web visited his friend Elisabeth Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Web Jordan met 13 new people this year: Zebulon Quinn, Risa Zollie, Anurag Aldis, Camala Zollie, Rayshell Quinn, Conroy Aldis, Peg Gilles, Brittany Zollie, Nickie Vaclav, Mada Zollie, Stanleigh Zollie, Anneliese Aldis, and Boyce Zollie. Web Jordan made 14 new friends this year: Conroy Aldis, Susanne Aldis, Griffith Aldis, Anneliese Aldis, Zebulon Quinn, Rayshell Quinn, Heddie Quinn, Nickie Vaclav, Boyce Zollie, Bridgette Zollie, Risa Zollie, Mada Zollie, Stanleigh Zollie, and Camala Zollie.
165.   Web Jordan married Harlie Prasun in Cummington, Waterford. Harlie Prasun is now named Harlie Jordan. Web Jordan met 14 new people this year: Rubia Aldis, Sasha Noland, Corella Rayner, Guenevere Vaclav, Magnus Zollie, Brandice Jordan, Jarvis Gilles, Spike Shumeet, Levy Gilles, Bernadette Gilles, Tim Jordan, Sollie Gilles, Wilbert Zollie, and Odetta Vaclav. Web Jordan made 29 new friends this year: Rubia Aldis, Anurag Aldis, Steffi Gilles, Sollie Gilles, Mada Gilles, Jarvis Gilles, Levy Gilles, Jo-Anne Gilles, Mackenzie Gilles, Tim Jordan, Demetris Jordan, Hewie Jordan, Brandice Jordan, Joannes Melvin, Basil Melvin, Beulah Quinn, Levy Quinn, Corella Rayner, Spike Shumeet, Odetta Vaclav, Guenevere Vaclav, Eva Zollie, Bernd Zollie, Rodolphe Zollie, Seymour Zollie, Tymon Zollie, Magnus Zollie, Kacy Zollie, and Wendeline Zollie.
166.   Web Jordan turned 20. Humbert Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Ecclesiology, which Humbert Noland has agreed to lead. Web Jordan declined an invitation from Humbert Noland to leave Cummington on the Ecclesiology, due to considerations of Humbert Noland's inexperience as a ship captain. Web Jordan met 3 new people this year: Ephrem Zollie, Basil Melvin, and Abagail Vaclav. Web Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Basil Melvin, Brice Noland, Derby Noland, Elke Vaclav, Abagail Vaclav, Brittany Zollie, Corine Zollie, and Ephrem Zollie.
167.   Web Jordan's mother Aleta Jordan married Zebulon Quinn in Prairieville, Waterford. Aleta Jordan is now named Aleta Quinn. Web visited his friend Blaire Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Web Jordan met 5 new people this year: Ken Gilles, Moss Aldis, Orelie Quinn, Georgena Aldis, and Charissa Zollie. Web Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Wesley Aldis, Mira Aldis, Ken Gilles, Peg Gilles, Armstrong Quinn, and Orelie Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Web this year.
168.   Web Jordan asked Harlie Jordan for a divorce; Harlie pleaded for them to stay together, but Web insists on divorcing. Web Jordan and Harlie Jordan divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Web Jordan and Harlie Jordan decided that Harlie will stay in their house, and Web will move out. Web Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Cummington. Web Jordan moved into Jordan House in Cummington. Web Jordan decided to leave Cummington; he will do so shortly. Web Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Cummington. Web Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Waterford at an adequate pace. Web Jordan stopped at Peru, 12 miles south of Cummington. Web Jordan caught word of an uninhabited house in Peru, Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Web Jordan moved into Noland House in Peru. Web Jordan met 14 new people this year: Durward Noland, Tadd Gilles, Murial Noland, Sean Prasun, Bernd Aldis, Nidia Vaclav, Eddy Prasun, Tiana Prasun, Sarajane Noland, Vilhelm Zollie, Rolf Zollie, Tim Aldis, Nerte Zollie, and Elizabeth Zollie. Web Jordan made 21 new friends this year: Daniela Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Tim Aldis, Jobye Aldis, Leela Gilles, Nilson Gilles, Tadd Gilles, Madeleine Gilles, Jordy Noland, Sarajane Noland, Murial Noland, Sean Prasun, Tiana Prasun, Eddy Prasun, Nidia Vaclav, Alphonso Zollie, Gabriel Zollie, Rolf Zollie, Nerte Zollie, Vilhelm Zollie, and Elizabeth Zollie.
169.   Gabriel Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Peru for an expedition on the Overwiped, which Gabriel Zollie has agreed to lead. Web Jordan accepted an invitation from Gabriel Zollie to leave Peru on the Overwiped. Web Jordan moved out of Noland House in Peru. Web Jordan boarded the Overwiped from the port of Peru, Waterford. Gabriel Zollie has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Overwiped, under command of Capt. Gabriel Zollie, has left the harbor at Peru, Waterford. The Overwiped is heading S at half-speed.
170.   The Overwiped is heading SE at full-speed.
171.   Web Jordan turned 25. The Overwiped is heading W at quarter-speed. Web Jordan married Nerte Zollie on the Overwiped; they now share quarters aboard the Overwiped. Nerte Zollie is now named Nerte Jordan.
172.   The Overwiped is heading E at three-quarter speed. Nerte Jordan gave birth to a girl named Elizabeth Kimberlyn Jordan, after Elizabeth Zollie, of whom Web Jordan is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Web this year.
173.   The Overwiped is heading W at quarter-speed. Nerte Jordan gave birth to a girl named Prudi Gates Jordan, of whom Web Jordan is the father. Web Jordan's daughter, Prudi Jordan, died at sea aboard the Overwiped from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
174.   The Overwiped sits motionless on the open sea, 393 miles off the coast of Death Isle. Nerte Jordan gave birth to a girl named Esther Aleta Jordan, of whom Web Jordan is the father. Web visited his aunt, Madeleine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Web Jordan's daughter, Esther Jordan, died at sea aboard the Overwiped from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
175.   The Overwiped is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Overwiped, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Web Jordan died aboard the Overwiped, which had become lost at sea; he was 29 years old.