Narrative

379.   August Jorge Noland was born to Shandie Noland and Hercule Noland in the town of La Center, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, August Gilles. 17 people came to meet August Noland for the first time this year: Marita Gilles, Hercule Noland, Shandie Noland, Olenka Gilles, Jerold Gilles, Issi Gilles, Rafael Noland, Barrie Gilles, Chan Gilles, Aphrodite Gilles, Susann Noland, Genni Gilles, Torrance Gilles, Genni Gilles, Shayna Noland, August Noland, and Patrick Gilles. August Noland's parents Hercule Noland and Shandie Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Hercule Noland and Shandie Noland decided that Shandie will stay in their house, and Hercule will move out. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for August this year.
380.   August is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. August Noland's younger brother, Maurise Noland, was born in La Center. August visited his grandmother, Issi Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. August Noland made 3 new friends this year: Chan Gilles, Genni Gilles, and Hercule Noland.
381.   August is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. August Noland made 4 new friends this year: Marita Gilles, Torrance Gilles, Genni Gilles, and Rafael Noland.
382.   August is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. August Noland's father Hercule Noland married Genni Gilles in La Center, New Waterford.
383.   August has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
384.   August Noland turned 5. August Noland's younger half-sister, Francisca Noland, was born in the town of La Center, on the island of New Waterford. August Noland's half-sister, Francisca Noland, died in La Center, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. August Noland made 3 new friends this year: Patrick Gilles, Capt. Hewie Gilles, and Shandie Noland.
385.   August Noland's younger half-sister, Joete Noland, was born in the town of La Center, on the island of New Waterford. August Noland made 4 new friends this year: Skell Aldis, Barrie Gilles, Aphrodite Gilles, and Fayette Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for August this year.
386.   August Noland's younger half-sister, Jenn Noland, was born in the town of La Center, on the island of New Waterford. August Noland's half-sister, Joete Noland, died in La Center, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. August Noland made 5 new friends this year: Trenna Gilles, Fredelia Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Maurise Gilles, and Maurise Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for August this year.
387.   August visited his sister, Shayna Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. August Noland's half-sister, Shayna Aldis, died in La Center, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 20 years old. August visited his aunt, Olenka Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. August visited his uncle, Chan Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. August visited his cousin, Chan Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in La Center; four people died.
389.   August Noland is now 10 years old.
394.   August Noland turned 15. August Noland's parents Hercule Noland and Genni Noland divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 8 children together.
395.   August visited his friend Fayette Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in La Center, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
397.   August Noland turned 18.
399.   August Noland is now 20 years old.
400.   The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that August Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Waterfordese now speaks August
402.   August visited his friend Capt. Hewie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in La Center, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. August Noland's half-brother, Rafael Noland, took his own life in La Center, New Waterford; he was 38 years old.
404.   August Noland is now 25 years old.
405.   August Noland had a sexual liaison with Trenna Gilles.
406.   Trenna Gilles gave birth to a boy named Maurise Chan Gilles, after Maurise Noland, of whom August Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for August this year.
407.   August Noland married Trenna Gilles in La Center, New Waterford. Trenna Gilles is now named Trenna Noland. August Noland's son, Maurise Gilles, died in La Center, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
408.   Trenna Noland gave birth to a girl named Marita Emmalynne Noland, after Marita Noland, of whom August Noland is the father. August Noland's daughter, Marita Noland, died in La Center, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for August this year.