Narrative

358.   Howie Roberto Aldis was born to Jesselyn Aldis and Archie Aldis in the town of Pell, on the island of New Waterford. 12 people came to meet Howie Aldis for the first time this year: Capt. Rafael Aldis, Jesselyn Aldis, Hercule Noland, Bertie Noland, Issi Gilles, Fayette Aldis, Alf Aldis, Howie Aldis, Archie Aldis, Fayette Aldis, Pen Aldis, and Tobey Aldis. Howie Aldis was met for the first time by two people this year, Genni Aldis and Shandie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
359.   Howie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Howie Aldis's younger brother, Archie Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Tobey Aldis, Fayette Aldis, Edie Aldis, Issi Gilles, Shandie Gilles, Bertie Noland, and Fayette Noland.
360.   Howie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Howie Aldis's younger sister, Tobey Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis's brother, Archie Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Genni Gilles people came to meet Howie Aldis for the first time. Howie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Pen Aldis, Archie Aldis, Gunner Aldis, and Genni Aldis.
361.   Howie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Howie Aldis's younger brother, Chrisy Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Alf Aldis, John-David Gilles, and Nikki Myke.
362.   Howie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Howie Aldis's younger brother, Griff Aldis, was born in Pell.
363.   Howie Aldis turned 5. Howie Aldis's younger sister, Jasmina Aldis, was born in Pell. In Aldis House, their home, Howie is attending to Capt. Rafael Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Aldis House, their home, Howie is attending to Chrisy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Howie Aldis's brother, Chrisy Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 2 years old.
364.   Howie Aldis's younger sister, Vena Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis's sister, Jasmina Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Howie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Genni Aldis, Harmon Aldis, and Hercule Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
365.   Howie Aldis's younger brother, Kurt Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Vena Aldis, Joleen Aldis, Kurt Aldis, Rafael Aldis, Deane Aldis, Tobey Aldis, Faunie Gilles, Rafael Noland, and Aphrodite Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
366.   Howie Aldis's younger sister, Adorne Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis's sister, Adorne Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Howie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Griff Aldis, Jesselyn Aldis, and Genni Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
367.   Howie Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Shirlee Aldis, Horacio Gilles, and Susann Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
368.   Howie Aldis is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
369.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
370.   Howie visited his friend Edie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Pell, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
373.   Howie Aldis is now 15 years old. Howie Aldis's parents Archie Aldis and Jesselyn Aldis divorced after 16 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Archie Aldis and Jesselyn Aldis decided that Jesselyn will stay in their house, and Archie will move out.
374.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
375.   Howie visited his friend Genni Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Pell, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Howie visited his cousin, Horacio Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Howie Aldis's brother, Griff Aldis, took his own life in Pell, New Waterford; he was 13 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
376.   Howie Aldis turned 18. Howie visited his friend Nikki Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Pell, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
377.   Howie Aldis's younger half-brother, Kellen Aldis, was born in Pell. Howie Aldis's father Archie Aldis married Charmine Aldis in Pell, New Waterford. Howie visited his grandmother, Tobey Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
378.   Howie Aldis is now 20 years old.
379.   Howie Aldis's younger half-sister, Antonie Aldis, was born in the town of Pell, on the island of New Waterford.
381.   Howie Aldis's parents Archie Aldis and Charmine Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had one child together. Howie Aldis's mother Jesselyn Aldis married Alf Aldis in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford.
382.   Howie Aldis married Faunie Gilles in Pell, New Waterford. Faunie Gilles is now named Faunie Aldis.
383.   Howie Aldis turned 25. Faunie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Hewie Howie Aldis, after Hewie Gilles, of whom Howie Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
384.   Faunie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Monroe Hercule Aldis, of whom Howie Aldis is the father.
385.   Faunie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Erek Burgess Aldis, of whom Howie Aldis is the father. Howie Aldis's parents Jesselyn Aldis and Alf Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Howie Aldis's son, Erek Aldis, died in Pell, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
386.   Faunie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Rutter Thacher Aldis, of whom Howie Aldis is the father. Howie Aldis moved to neighboring Lookout Mountain. Howie Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Pell. Howie Aldis is attempting to find an open lot in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford, on which a house could be built. Howie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Lookout Mountain. Howie Aldis met two new people this year, Jenn Noland and Patrick Gilles. Howie visited with his uncle Hercule Noland, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Howie visited with his uncle Alf Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
387.   Howie visited his brother, Kurt Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Howie Aldis's brother, Kurt Aldis, died in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 22 years old.
388.   Howie Aldis is now 30 years old. Faunie Aldis gave birth to a boy named Howie Gifford Aldis; he is named for his father Howie Roberto Aldis. Howie Aldis's son, Howie Aldis, died in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
389.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
390.   Howie Aldis and Faunie Aldis divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Faunie Aldis and Howie Aldis decided that their children, Hewie, Monroe, and Rutter, will live with Faunie. Faunie Aldis and Howie Aldis decided that Faunie will stay in their house, and Howie will move out. Howie Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Lookout Mountain. Howie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Lookout Mountain. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
395.   Howie Aldis had a sexual liaison with Genni Noland.
396.   Genni Noland gave birth to a girl named Suzzy Bette Noland, after Suzzy Aldis, of whom Howie Aldis is the father.
397.   Howie Aldis's mother Jesselyn Aldis married Pen Aldis in Pell, New Waterford.
398.   Howie Aldis is now 40 years old.
399.   Howie visited with his family member Skell Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. Howie just found out from Skell Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Genni Myke, died of natural causes in Pell, New Waterford 11 years ago. Genni and Howie first met 41 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. Howie just found out from Skell Aldis that his family member Shayna Aldis died of disease in La Center, New Waterford 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. Howie just found out from Skell Aldis that his family member Fayette Gilles died of natural causes in La Center, New Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford.
400.   The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Howie Aldis speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Waterfordese now speaks Howie Howie Aldis met one new person this year, Hewie Gilles.
402.   Howie Aldis's son Hewie Aldis married Vena Aldis in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford.
403.   Howie Aldis's grandchild, named Andros Aldis, was born in the town of Lookout Mountain, New Waterford; the child's father is Howie's son, Hewie Aldis.
404.   Howie Aldis's grandchild, named Jeth Aldis, was born in the town of Lookout Mountain, New Waterford; the child's father is Howie's son, Hewie Aldis. Howie Aldis's grandson, Andros Aldis, died in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
405.   Howie Aldis's grandchild, named Etti Aldis, was born in the town of Lookout Mountain, New Waterford; the child's father is Howie's son, Hewie Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
406.   Howie Aldis's grandchild, named Faunie Aldis, was born in the town of Lookout Mountain, New Waterford; the child's father is Howie's son, Hewie Aldis. Howie Aldis's granddaughter, Etti Aldis, died in Lookout Mountain, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Howie this year.
407.   Howie Aldis's grandchild, named Shoshana Aldis, was born in the town of Lookout Mountain, New Waterford; the child's father is Howie's son, Hewie Aldis. Howie just found out from Alf Aldis that his family member Rafael Noland died in La Center, New Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Pell, New Waterford. (Alf had recently found this out from Aphrodite Gilles.) Howie visited with his family member Aphrodite Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 40 years ago in Pell, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Howie this year.
408.   Howie Aldis turned 50.