Narrative

365.   Ned Westley Jordan was born to Darbie Jordan and Gallagher Jordan in the town of Three Way, on the island of Gloucester. 28 people came to meet Ned Jordan for the first time this year: Waylen Aldis, Bradley Aldis, Flossie Jordan, Toby Jordan, Willmott Jordan, Maxwell Aldis, Toby Jordan, Amalle Jordan, Sean Jordan, Georgy Aldis, Herby Aldis, Ned Jordan, Katy Zollie, Sigmund Aldis, Ursa Aldis, Waleed Jordan, Damon Jordan, Lonny Jordan, Linoel Jordan, Chantalle Jordan, Gallagher Jordan, June Aldis, Rubina Jordan, Marietta Jordan, Darbie Jordan, Garcia Aldis, Gian Jordan, and Bird Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
366.   Ned is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ned Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Gladys Aldis, Sigmund Aldis, Wolfy Jordan, Marietta Jordan, and Isabelita Jordan.
367.   Ned is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ned Jordan's mother, Darbie Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, after a freak accident; she was 54 years old. Herby Aldis people came to meet Ned Jordan for the first time. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Garcia Aldis, Ula Jordan, and Yancey Jordan.
368.   Ned is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ned Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Herby Aldis, Maxwell Aldis, Dana Jordan, and Yancey Jordan II.
369.   Ned has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ned Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Waylen Aldis, Gladys Aldis, Herby Aldis, Jobey Jordan, Gian Jordan, and Damon Jordan.
370.   Ned Jordan turned 5. Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Daryn Jordan, Hall Jordan, and Kalina Aldis. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Ursa Aldis, Ciel Jordan, and Cabrina Jordan.
371.   Ned visited his friend Cabrina Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned visited his cousin, Flossie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned visited his cousin, Rubina Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned Jordan made 25 new friends this year: Josepha Aldis, Bradley Aldis, Georgy Aldis, Irwin Aldis, Bird Aldis, Deane Aldis, Kalina Aldis, June Aldis, Belinda Jordan, Siana Jordan, Toby Jordan, Willmott Jordan, Gallagher Jordan, Spence Jordan, Amalle Jordan, Waleed Jordan, Glenna Jordan, Korney Jordan, Hall Jordan, Lonny Jordan, Dana Jordan, Carey Jordan, Francisco Jordan, Elnore Jordan, and Katy Zollie.
372.   Ned Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Floria Jordan, Korney Jordan, Daryn Jordan, Bernardine Jordan, and Micheal Jordan. The settlements of Three Way, Mechanicville, and Connell are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Three Way will absorb the other settlements.
373.   Ned visited his friend Cris Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. In Jordan House, their home, Ned is attending to Gallagher Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned Jordan's father, Gallagher Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, of natural causes; he was 60 years old. Ned Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Sean Aldis, Toby Jordan, Viviana Jordan, Sutherland Jordan, and Ansley Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
374.   Ned visited his friend Bernardine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Weider Jordan and Lenee Jordan. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Weider Jordan, Weider Jordan, and Sonnie Jordan.
375.   Ned Jordan turned 10. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Gerianna Aldis, Lenee Jordan, and Briggs Jordan.
376.   Ned visited his friend Irwin Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Yancey Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Carleigh Jordan, Emmalynne Jordan, and Barnabe Jordan. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Lurleen Aldis, Carleigh Jordan, and Emmalynne Jordan.
377.   Ned visited his friend Lurleen Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
378.   Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Viki Jordan and Vivian Jordan.
379.   Ned Jordan met one new person this year, Steffie Jordan.
380.   Ned Jordan is now 15 years old. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Ahmed Jordan and Orville Jordan. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Sigmund Aldis, Steffie Jordan, and Ahmed Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
381.   Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Ula Jordan and Herman Aldis.
382.   Ned visited his friend Spence Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Terrianne Aldis, Cris Jordan, and Ahmed Jordan. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Terrianne Aldis, Garcia Aldis, and Ahmed Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
383.   Ned Jordan is now 18 years old. Ned Jordan met 5 new people this year: Corwin Jordan, Torre Aldis, Fergus Aldis, Goldina Aldis, and Malissa Jordan. Ned visited with his family member Chantalle Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Goldina Aldis, Stephanus Aldis, Fergus Aldis, Torre Aldis, Chantalle Aldis, Orville Jordan, Cris Jordan, and Sandy Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year. Ned Jordan is worrying about his brother Damon Jordan, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Pine Ridge, Gloucester.
384.   Ned Jordan has made up his mind: he is going to leave Three Way, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Ned Jordan decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Pine Ridge. Ned Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Three Way. Ned Jordan found an uninhabited house in Pine Ridge, Gloucester, called Jordan House, that could be resided in. Ned Jordan moved into Jordan House in Pine Ridge. Ned Jordan met 6 new people this year: Waring Aldis, Kalie Jordan, Gifford Jordan, Arne Aldis, Skippie Aldis, and Othella Jordan. Ned Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Waring Aldis, Arne Aldis, Hadrian Aldis, Kylen Aldis, Skippie Aldis, Swen Aldis, Lazare Aldis, Lib Aldis, Georgie Aldis, Kalie Jordan, Gifford Jordan, and Othella Jordan.
385.   Ned Jordan is now 20 years old. Ned Jordan married Lib Aldis in Pine Ridge, Gloucester. Lib Aldis is now named Lib Jordan. Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Leonerd Aldis, Mohan Aldis, and Swen Aldis. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Leonerd Aldis, Daune Aldis, and Mohan Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
386.   Lib Jordan gave birth to a boy named Antonino Sigfried Jordan, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned visited his friend Kalie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned just found out from Kylen Aldis that his family member June Aldis died of natural causes in Three Way, Gloucester 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Kylen had recently found this out from Briggs Jordan.) A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ned this year.
387.   Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Cindee Tuesday Jordan, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned visited his friend Daune Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Douglis Aldis and Nanni Aldis. Ned Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Douglis Aldis, Nanni Aldis, Antonino Jordan, and Ashley Jordan.
388.   Ned Jordan is planning to move to a bigger town. Ned Jordan moved to Three Way, 6 miles away from Pine Ridge. Ned Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Pine Ridge. Ned Jordan found an uninhabited house in Three Way, Gloucester, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Ned Jordan moved into Zollie House in Three Way. Ned Jordan met 13 new people this year: Ciel Jordan, Arne Jordan, Winslow Jordan, Valenka Aldis, Maryellen Jordan, Vale Aldis, Chrysler Jordan, Fedora Aldis, Ronalda Jordan, Carleigh Jordan, Bari Jordan, Anatollo Aldis, and Cristabel Aldis. Ned just found out from Siana Jordan that his family member Amalle Jordan died of natural causes in Dalton, Gloucester 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Siana had recently found this out from Waylen Aldis.) Ned just found out from Siana Jordan that his uncle Toby Jordan was murdered in Three Way, Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Siana had recently found this out from Siana Jordan.) Ned just found out from Siana Jordan that his family member Willmott Jordan was murdered in Three Way, Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Siana had recently found this out from Siana Jordan.) Ned visited with his friend Isabelita Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned Jordan made 13 new friends this year: Valenka Aldis, Bird Aldis, Cristabel Aldis, Godard Aldis, Anett Aldis, Fedora Aldis, Ciel Jordan, Winslow Jordan, Ronalda Jordan, Chrysler Jordan, Maryellen Jordan, Corwin Jordan, and Bari Jordan.
389.   Ned visited his friend Siana Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met 6 new people this year: Millisent Aldis, Cristabel Jordan, Rene Jordan, Lib Jordan, Rolf Jordan, and Jeff Jordan. Ned just found out from Dana Jordan that his family member Bird Jordan died of disease in Dalton, Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Dana had recently found this out from Terrianne Aldis.) Ned Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Millisent Aldis, Vale Aldis, Rene Jordan, Malissa Jordan, Yancey Jordan, Lib Jordan, Rolf Jordan, and Jeff Jordan.
390.   Ned Jordan turned 25. Ned Jordan met 4 new people this year: Johnny Aldis, Belinda Jordan, Meris Jordan, and Waldemar Jordan. Ned Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Johnny Aldis, Carleigh Jordan, Waldemar Jordan, Belinda Jordan, and Meris Jordan.
391.   Ned Jordan met 4 new people this year: Floria Jordan, Lucius Jordan, Bernardine Aldis, and Talia Jordan. Ned visited with his family member Lonny Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Anatollo Aldis, Fergus Aldis, Krystalle Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Merrick Jordan, Arne Jordan, Floria Jordan, and Tammi Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
392.   Ned visited his friend Jobey Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Weider Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met 4 new people this year: Bernard Jordan, Antone Jordan, Danna Jordan, and Saunderson Jordan. Ned Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Cindee Jordan, Antone Jordan, Danna Jordan, and Talia Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
393.   Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Teodoor Jordan and Mollie Jordan. Ned just found out from Dana Jordan that his brother Linoel Jordan died of disease in Dalton, Gloucester 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Three Way, Gloucester. (Dana had recently found this out from Josepha Jordan.) Ned visited with his friend Josepha Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Weider Jordan, Bernard Jordan, Gladys Jordan, Mollie Jordan, and Lucius Jordan.
394.   Ned visited his friend Jeff Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned visited his friend Krystalle Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Carey Jordan and Sonnie Jordan. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Teodoro Aldis, Flin Aldis, and Sonnie Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
395.   Ned Jordan turned 30. Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Terza Tuesday Jordan, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned visited his friend Dana Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Belinda Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Ula Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Ciel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Mattie Jordan, Griff Jordan, and Penrod Jordan. Ned visited with his friend Waylen Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned visited with his friend Herby Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
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397.   Lib Jordan gave birth to a boy named Oran Antone Jordan, after Oran Aldis, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned Jordan's son, Oran Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
398.   Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Waite Jordan, Simmonds Jordan, and Lyndell Jordan.
399.   Ned is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Ned is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Ned visited his friend Mollie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Cyrus Jordan and Judah Jordan. Ned visited with his family member Toby Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Judah Jordan, Isabelle Jordan, and Teodoor Jordan.
400.   Ned is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Georgie Darbie Jordan, after Georgie Aldis, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Yancey Jordan and Bernardo Jordan. Ned visited with his friend Katy Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned visited with his family member Waleed Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 29 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
401.   Ned is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Othella Stefa Jordan, after Othella Jordan, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned Jordan met one new person this year, Manya Jordan. Ned Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Sanders Aldis, Allie Aldis, Georgie Jordan, Bernardine Jordan, and Manya Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
402.   Ned is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Daune Sophey Jordan, after Daune Aldis, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned Jordan's daughter, Othella Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Judson Aldis and Isabelita Aldis. Ned visited with his family member Kylen Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Pine Ridge, Gloucester. Ned visited with his friend Nanni Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Pine Ridge, Gloucester. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Swen Aldis, Isabelita Aldis, and Si Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
403.   Ned is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Ned visited his friend Katy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 38 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned Jordan's daughter, Daune Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Ned Jordan met one new person this year, Ingram Jordan.
404.   Ned has become fluent in Centrevillean. Ned visited his friend Simmonds Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Terrianne Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his cousin, Ursa Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Randi Jordan and Helmuth Aldis. Ned Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Judson Aldis, Ingram Jordan, and Randi Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
405.   Ned Jordan turned 40. Lib Jordan gave birth to a girl named Tuesday Michaela Jordan, after Tuesday Jordan, of whom Ned Jordan is the father. Ned Jordan's son Antonino Jordan married Nanni Aldis in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned Jordan's daughter Cindee Jordan married Ahmed Jordan in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned visited his nephew, Briggs Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned visited his friend Korney Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 40 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Ned visited his friend Meris Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. In Zollie House, their home, Ned is attending to Lib Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ned Jordan's wife, Lib Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 50 years old. Ned Jordan met 3 new people this year: Pascal Jordan, Sonnie Jordan, and Stu Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
406.   Ned Jordan's grandchild, named Shepard Jordan, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Ned's daughter, Cindee Jordan. Ned Jordan's son Antonino Jordan and Nanni Jordan divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Ned Jordan's grandson, Shepard Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ned Jordan met one new person this year, Binky Aldis.
407.   Ned Jordan's grandchild, named Gallagher Jordan, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Ned's daughter, Cindee Jordan. Ned Jordan met two new people this year, Adel Aldis and Lenee Jordan. Ned visited with his friend Fergus Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. Ned visited with his family member Chantalle Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Three Way, Gloucester. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.
408.   Ned Jordan's grandchild, named Ender Jordan, was born in the town of Three Way, Gloucester; the child's mother is Ned's daughter, Cindee Jordan. Tammi Jordan had a sexual liaison with Ned Jordan. Ned Jordan's grandson, Gallagher Jordan, died in Three Way, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Ned Jordan met one new person this year, Beulah Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ned this year.