Narrative

362.   Haywood Swen Zollie was born to Sasha Zollie and Haywood Zollie in the town of Adak, on the island of Kahlotus. He is named after his father, Haywood Zollie. 55 people came to meet Haywood Zollie for the first time this year: Teddie Aldis, Dirk Vaclav, Elnora Quinn, Barbra Vaclav, Dominick Quinn, Farley Vaclav, Sasha Quinn, Barbra Zollie, Locke Quinn, Dirk Vaclav, Ambur Aldis, Dory Vaclav, Inge Quinn, Ragnar Quinn, Sasha Vaclav, Con Aldis, Mikael Quinn, Kenyon Quinn, Ted Quinn, Wojciech Vaclav, Joli Vaclav, Ivett Quinn, Iago Quinn, Missy Vaclav, Haywood Zollie, Maynord Vaclav, Marylynne Vaclav, Issi Quinn, Fidelia Quinn, Elnora Quinn, Angy Quinn, Janice Aldis, Baillie Vaclav, Thane Aldis, Anatollo Vaclav, Locke Quinn, Faustina Quinn, Roger Vaclav, Dirk Quinn, Cy Vaclav, Sasha Vaclav, Annamaria Quinn, Friedrick Quinn, Samuella Quinn, Iggy Vaclav, Locke Vaclav, Sasha Zollie, Elnora Aldis, Haywood Zollie, Mavis Quinn, Dorrie Vaclav, Dirk Vaclav, Addie Quinn, Mischa Vaclav, and Ernest Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
363.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Tull Quinn, Issi Quinn, Kenyon Quinn, Jacob Quinn, Friedrick Quinn, Angy Quinn, Rasia Quinn, Pierrette Vaclav, Wojciech Vaclav, and Joli Vaclav.
364.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Celestine Aldis, Annamaria Quinn, Rosette Quinn, Dirk Vaclav, Marylynne Vaclav, and Locke Vaclav.
365.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Zollie's younger brother, Aleks Zollie, was born in Adak. Haywood Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Ernest Quinn, Torey Quinn, Roarke Quinn, Bennie Quinn, Sasha Vaclav, and Sasha Zollie.
366.   Haywood has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Zollie met two new people this year, Hussein Vaclav and Beaufort Vaclav. Haywood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Isador Quinn, Clare Quinn, Salvidor Quinn, Ron Vaclav, and Iggy Vaclav.
367.   Haywood Zollie is now 5 years old. Haywood Zollie's younger sister, Zilvia Zollie, was born in Adak. Haywood Zollie's sister, Zilvia Zollie, died in Adak, Kahlotus, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Haywood Zollie met 6 new people this year: Liora Quinn, Cathleen Vaclav, Mariann Vaclav, Gustavo Quinn, Shaylyn Vaclav, and Zola Vaclav. Haywood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Cordelia Vaclav, Dorrie Vaclav, Cathleen Vaclav, Denice Vaclav, and Baillie Vaclav.
368.   Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Gerrard Quinn. Haywood Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Helena Noland, Adele Noland, Gustavo Quinn, Faustina Quinn, Iago Quinn, Hussein Vaclav, Missy Vaclav, Farley Vaclav, Capt. Anton Vaclav, Laina Vaclav, Fidelia Vaclav, Mariann Vaclav, and Cy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
369.   Haywood Zollie's younger brother, Sullivan Zollie, was born in Adak. Haywood visited his grandmother, Sasha Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood visited his friend Clare Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Adak, Kahlotus, where they meet now for the last time. Haywood Zollie met 3 new people this year: Em Quinn, Hebert Vaclav, and Montague Vaclav. Haywood Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Marquita Noland, Liora Quinn, Locke Quinn, Cher Quinn, Zola Vaclav, Waldemar Vaclav, Shaylyn Vaclav, and Barbra Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
370.   Haywood visited his friend Jacob Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Adak, Kahlotus, where they meet now for the last time. Haywood Zollie's brother, Sullivan Zollie, died in Adak, Kahlotus, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Sammy Quinn. Haywood Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Gerry Aldis, Johann Noland, Isadore Noland, Sammy Quinn, Gerrard Quinn, Ragnar Quinn, Inge Quinn, and Elfreda Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
371.   Haywood visited his friend Tull Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Adak, Kahlotus, where they meet now for the last time. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Miguel Quinn. Haywood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Hussein Vaclav, Mavis Vaclav, Mischa Vaclav, Lurline Vaclav, and Elnora Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
372.   Haywood Zollie turned 10. Haywood Zollie's younger sister, Nerte Zollie, was born in Adak. Haywood Zollie met 3 new people this year: Renaud Vaclav, Alleen Vaclav, and Libbi Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year. There is talk of the settlements of Northway, Adakand Clam Gulch consolidating.
373.   Haywood Zollie's younger brother, Alexis Zollie, was born in Adak. Haywood visited his grandfather, Dirk Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood Zollie met two new people this year, Godard Vaclav and Malka Quinn. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
374.   Haywood Zollie's brother, Alexis Zollie, died in Adak, Kahlotus, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Haywood Zollie met 4 new people this year: Mayor Vaclav, Reggy Vaclav, Pierrette Quinn, and Blondelle Quinn. Haywood Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Oona Quinn, Renaud Vaclav, Hebert Vaclav, Elnora Vaclav, Alleen Vaclav, and Maynord Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
375.   Haywood Zollie met two new people this year, Mavis Quinn and Clare Quinn. Haywood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Clare Quinn, Elnora Quinn, Reggy Vaclav, Brice Vaclav, and Aleks Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
376.   Haywood Zollie met 4 new people this year: Anatollo Vaclav, Taryn Vaclav, Oona Quinn, and Nevin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
377.   Haywood Zollie turned 15. Haywood Zollie met 3 new people this year: Annetta Quinn, Frederico Vaclav, and Lacy Vaclav. Haywood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Sasha Quinn, Morley Quinn, Allyn Quinn, Artie Quinn, and Beaufort Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
378.   Sammy Quinn is trying to gather up a group of people in Adak for an expedition on the Intertidal, which Capt. Anton Vaclav has agreed to lead. Haywood Zollie declined an invitation from Sammy Quinn to leave Adak on the Intertidal, due to considerations of Capt. Anton Vaclav's questionable past. Haywood Zollie decided to leave Adak; he will do so shortly. Haywood Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Adak. Haywood Zollie is moving east from Wilderness of Kahlotus at a brisk pace. Haywood Zollie stopped in the woods just outside Adak. Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his uncle Roger Vaclav was murdered in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Ansley Vaclav.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his grandmother Barbra Vaclav died of natural causes in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Ansley Vaclav.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his uncle Dirk Vaclav died in a freak accident in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Teddie Aldis.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his uncle Maynord Vaclav was murdered in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Ansley Vaclav.)
380.   Haywood Zollie turned 18. Haywood Zollie is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Kahlotus, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Bee Vaclav.
382.   Haywood Zollie is now 20 years old. Haywood Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Haywood Zollie moved into Zollie House in Loachapoka. Haywood Zollie, Lola Vaclav, Bee Vaclav, Salvidor Quinn, and Bee Vaclav, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Kahlotus called Loachapoka. Haywood Zollie is thinking about leaving Loachapoka, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. There is talk of the settlements of Loachapoka and Hingham consolidating.
383.   There is talk of the settlements of Loachapoka and Hingham consolidating.
387.   Haywood Zollie turned 25.
389.   The settlements of Loachapoka and Hingham are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Loachapoka will absorb the other settlements.
390.   Haywood Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Loachapoka, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Haywood visited his friend Lola Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Adak, Kahlotus.
392.   Haywood Zollie turned 30. Haywood Zollie is thinking about leaving Loachapoka, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
393.   Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Tye Vaclav. Haywood just found out from Tye Vaclav that his family member Janice Vaclav died in a freak accident in Pinckard, Kahlotus 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 29 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus.
394.   Haywood is starting to pick up Monedusus. Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
395.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood Zollie married Bee Vaclav in Loachapoka, Kahlotus. Bee Vaclav is now named Bee Zollie.
396.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bee Zollie gave birth to a boy named Rolph Ozzy Zollie, of whom Haywood Zollie is the father. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Kerrill Vaclav. Haywood just found out from Kerrill Vaclav that his uncle Forest Aldis was murdered in Wapakoneta, Kahlotus 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 30 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. Haywood just found out from Kerrill Vaclav that his family member Lurline Vaclav died in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Kerrill had found this out from Annamaria Quinn in 391.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
397.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bee Zollie gave birth to a boy named Jean Haywood Zollie, after Jean Vaclav, of whom Haywood Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
398.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bee Zollie gave birth to a girl named Juliet Sasha Zollie, after Juliet Aldis, of whom Haywood Zollie is the father. Haywood Zollie's son, Jean Zollie, died in Loachapoka, Kahlotus, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Haywood Zollie's daughter, Juliet Zollie, died in Loachapoka, Kahlotus, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
399.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Bee Zollie gave birth to a girl named Nerte Sasha Zollie, after Nerte Zollie, of whom Haywood Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
400.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood Zollie's wife, Bee Zollie, took her own life in Loachapoka, Kahlotus; she was 24 years old. Haywood Zollie's daughter, Nerte Zollie, died in Loachapoka, Kahlotus, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
401.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his family member Fidelia Vaclav died in Adak, Kahlotus 15 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Sasha Gilles.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his uncle Teddie Aldis died of disease in Pinckard, Kahlotus 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 38 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Faustina Vaclav.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his family member Sasha Gilles died of natural causes in Adak, Kahlotus 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Salvidor Quinn.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his family member Addie Quinn died in a freak accident in Adak, Kahlotus 19 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Sasha Zollie.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his family member Dirk Vaclav died in Wapakoneta, Kahlotus 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Hussein Vaclav.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his uncle Dory Vaclav died in the wilderness of Kahlotus 16 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Sasha Gilles.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his mother Sasha Zollie died of disease in Adak, Kahlotus 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Salvidor Quinn.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his uncle Mischa Vaclav died of natural causes in Adak, Kahlotus 16 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Sasha Gilles.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his family member Ragnar Quinn died of disease in Adak, Kahlotus 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Salvidor Quinn.) Haywood just found out from Salvidor Quinn that his family member Cher Zollie died in Adak, Kahlotus 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Adak, Kahlotus. (Salvidor had recently found this out from Sasha Gilles.)
402.   Haywood Zollie turned 40. Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
403.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Elfrieda Quinn.
404.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood visited with his friend Tye Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Loachapoka, Kahlotus.
405.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
406.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood Zollie's father Haywood Zollie married Capt. Oona Noland in Vaclavville, Vaclav Island.
407.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Fernando Vaclav.
408.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Haywood Zollie met one new person this year, Waine Vaclav.