Narrative

317.   May Thelma Jordan was born to Christian Jordan and Saunderson Jordan in the town of Jordan, on the island of Autaugaville. 15 people came to meet May Jordan for the first time this year: Vinny Gilles, Tamra Jordan, Brianna Zollie, Dody Zollie, Saunderson Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Christian Jordan, Daniela Zollie, May Jordan, Oral Zollie, Dustin Zollie, Capt. Marietta Jordan, Daisy Jordan, and Blaine Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
318.   May is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. May Jordan's younger brother, Jodie Jordan, was born in Jordan. May Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Vinny Gilles, Christian Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Blaine Jordan, and Saunderson Jordan.
319.   May is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. May Jordan's younger brother, Werner Jordan, was born in Jordan. May Jordan's brother, Jodie Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
320.   May is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. May Jordan's younger brother, Hillel Jordan, was born in Jordan. May Jordan's brother, Werner Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. May Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Tamra Jordan, Daisy Jordan, and Capt. Marietta Jordan.
321.   May has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
322.   May Jordan turned 5.
323.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for May this year.
325.   May visited her grandmother, Daniela Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
326.   May Jordan's younger brother, Ulises Jordan, was born in Jordan. May Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Gene Zollie, Brianna Zollie, and Oral Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for May this year.
327.   May Jordan is now 10 years old. May Jordan's younger sister, Hephzibah Jordan, was born in Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
328.   May Jordan's sister, Hephzibah Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for May this year.
329.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for May this year.
330.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
332.   May Jordan is now 15 years old. May Jordan's younger half-sister, Sophia Gilles, was born in the town of Jordan, on the island of Autaugaville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
333.   May Jordan's half-sister, Sophia Gilles, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
335.   May Jordan turned 18.
336.   May visited her aunt, Brianna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
337.   May Jordan turned 20.
342.   May Jordan is now 25 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
343.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
344.   May Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Jordan. May Jordan moved into Zollie House in Jordan. May Jordan married Gene Zollie in Jordan, Autaugaville. May Jordan is now named May Zollie. May visited her mother, Christian Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. May Zollie's mother, Christian Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, of natural causes; she was 68 years old.
345.   Gene Zollie wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. May Zollie gave birth to a girl named Missie Brianna Zollie, of whom Gene Zollie is the father. May Zollie and Gene Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Gene Zollie and May Zollie decided that their child, Missie, will live with May. Gene Zollie and May Zollie decided that May will stay in their house, and Gene will move out. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
346.   May Zollie had a sexual liaison with Gene Zollie.
347.   May Zollie is now 30 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
348.   May Zollie's father Saunderson Jordan married Vinny Jordan in Jordan, Autaugaville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for May this year.
350.   May visited her father, Saunderson Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. May Zollie's father, Saunderson Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, of natural causes; he was 70 years old. May Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Hendrick Jordan, Othello Jordan, and Missie Zollie.
351.   May visited her uncle, Oral Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for May this year.
353.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for May this year.
355.   Blaine Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Jordan for an expedition on the Pantomimus, which Capt. Marietta Jordan has agreed to lead. May Zollie reluctantly accepted an invitation from Blaine Jordan to leave Jordan on the Pantomimus. May Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Jordan. May Zollie boarded the Pantomimus from the port of Jordan, Autaugaville. Capt. Marietta Jordan has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Pantomimus, under command of Capt. Marietta Jordan, has left the harbor at Jordan, Autaugaville. The Pantomimus is heading E at half-speed.
356.   The Pantomimus is heading W at quarter-speed. The crew of the Pantomimus have spotted land. The Pantomimus is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. May Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. May Zollie moved into Zollie House in Jordan Town. A new island was discovered by the crew of Pantomimus. They call it Minneapolis. On it, they have founded a port called Jordan Town, which is named after Capt. Marietta Jordan.
357.   May Zollie turned 40. May visited her uncle, Capt. Marietta Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
358.   May Zollie is second-guessing her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely.
364.   May Zollie is second-guessing her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely.
367.   May Zollie is now 50 years old. May visited her sister, Daisy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. May Zollie's sister, Daisy Zollie, died in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
368.   May Zollie is lamenting her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely.
370.   May Zollie is second-guessing her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely.
374.   May visited her brother, Blaine Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. May Zollie's brother, Blaine Jordan, died in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, of natural causes; he was 70 years old.
376.   May Zollie is second-guessing her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely.
377.   May Zollie turned 60.
378.   May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Hephzibah Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Hendrick Jordan; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Sophia Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own grandmother, the late Daniela Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 53 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Reggie Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Werner Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 58 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Trixie Zollie; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Enoch Jordan; they last saw each other 40 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Sheilah Jordan; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, Ulises Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Eadie Jordan; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Addis Jordan; they last saw each other 28 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Bengt Zollie; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Othello Jordan; they last saw each other 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, Hillel Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Daisy Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Jordan Town, Minneapolis. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Jodie Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 59 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Pearle Zollie; they last saw each other 49 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own mother, the late Christian Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own father, the late Saunderson Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville.
379.   May Zollie regrets her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Brianna Zollie; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Dody Jordan; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Wally Zollie; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Lane Jordan; they last saw each other 30 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Dustin Zollie; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Gustave Jordan; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Hana Zollie; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Willamina Vaclav; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Tamra Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 48 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Reggie Jordan; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Hillel Jordan; they last saw each other 32 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Christian Jordan; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Rand Zollie; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Theodor Zollie; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville.
380.   May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Oral Zollie; they last saw each other 29 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Capt. Marietta Jordan; they last saw each other 23 years ago in in Jordan Town, Minneapolis.
381.   May Zollie is second-guessing her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely.
382.   May visited her sister, Vinny Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. May Zollie's half-sister, Vinny Jordan, died in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, of natural causes; she was 84 years old. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Gene Zollie; they last saw each other 38 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, Hendrick Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville.
384.   May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, Lyn Jordan; they last saw each other 30 years ago in in Jordan, Autaugaville.
385.   May Zollie regrets her decision to leave the cozy comforts of her home island of Autaugaville; there are no potential mates in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, and May is lonely. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Vinny Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Jordan Town, Minneapolis.
386.   May Zollie's daughter, Missie Zollie, took her own life in Jordan Town, Minneapolis; she was 41 years old.
387.   May Zollie is now 70 years old.
388.   May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Blaine Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Jordan Town, Minneapolis. May is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own daughter, the late Missie Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 2 years ago in in Jordan Town, Minneapolis.
397.   May Zollie is now 80 years old.
404.   May Zollie has fallen ill. May is on her deathbed, but has received no visitors. May Zollie died in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, of natural causes; she was 87 years old. Since May Zollie was the only person in Jordan Town, she was not buried or given a gravestone.